#DumbAss

2025-12-11

So, I hear 37 pencils is the new currency unit in the US?

#TurdReich #tRump #dumbass #DozyDonny #37Pencils #USPol

2025-10-16

::clears throat::

::sips water::

D-UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH

#dumbass #techbros

Oppa ReactsOppaReacts
2025-10-03
2025-09-21

@dramypsyd I mean, we can DREAM that all the assholes who believe that idiocy would (PLEASE, PLEASE) somehow lifted up and out of the atmosphere...

#TurdReich #Rapture #dumbass #MAGAts #religion

2025-09-09

@us GASP.

Dumbass white dude finally gets "enshittification" and "disenfranchisement" when it hits HIS pocket.

#DTBO #enshittification #dumbass #techbro

2025-09-08

This ad is, naturally, a "Greg"

For anyone wondering a "Greg" is when someone writes a job ad with Greg, from the corner office, in mind. The requirements and defining desired qualifications match Greg's curriculum and circumstances to every jot and dot.

#fedihired #jobs #Greg #dumbass #techbros #nepotism #corruption

2025-09-08

Requirements: 10yrs experience on a field that has barely a debatable 8-10yrs in existence.

#fedihired #jobs #absurd #dumbass #techbros

Jen Kuntz πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦jenk@techhub.social
2025-09-05

I wonder why my iPad isn't charged yet.

Oh.

Pro tip: You have to plug it in. #Dumbass.

#SMH

An iPad sitting on a white countertop, inside a white Magic Keyboard, with the Apple logo visible on top. A charging cable is plugged into the side of the iPad, but the charging block is sitting beside it on the counter not plugged into the wall.
Rev.Hans :mstdnca:hanspetermeyer@mstdn.ca
2025-09-02

β€œTrump has thus misread the Brazilian political landscape..”

Really? Is that possible? That Trump misread a situation? Wow.

#uspoli #brazil #dumbass foreignaffairs.com/united-stat

πŸ‡¨πŸ‡¦ Jason Bouwmeester 🍁JustAnotherJay@mstdn.ca
2025-08-27

@dyckron so proud of my MLA πŸ™„πŸ™„πŸ™„

#dumbass

2025-08-26

#TipsFromMasterCriminals: Sure, breaking the law and speeding as a government official can be thrilling. However, DO NOT post about it on #SocialMedia and FFS don't add a hashtag.

> Turkey Transport Minister Gets Speeding Fine Over Social Media Post
barrons.com/news/turkey-transp

#TurkeyAccelerates #Dumbass πŸš—

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