#absurd

2025-10-29

A Bike Ride and Noise Pollution

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Yesterday afternoon I heard some very loud banging. I thought that it was due to an idiot driving a farming machine into something solid and they were trying to fix the damage. As it continued it made me furious. It's for this reason that I decided to spend the rest of the afternoon on my bike.

When I rode by the absurd people making a huge amount of noise I saw that they were hammering at the bed of their flat bed truck. For some reason they were hitting it as hard as they could with hammers.

Hammering Induhviduals (intentional spelling)

The people at this barn are not mentally astute. They are very good at making huge amounts of noise, for hours at a time, without any consideration for the environment. In a village such behaviour is often the only source of noise pollution. That's why I think little of them. Making noise is demonstrating apathy. Being quiet and considerate is empathetic.

Tyre Noises and Car Noises

Recently it was wet and rainy for days in a row. Before a walk I noticed the noise pollution from the motorway. When I went for a walk I noticed that the only sound I could hear was from car tyres, various motorvehicles and motorbikes. I couldn't hear birds, or children playing, or people conversing, or any other noise. The only noise came from cars and their tyres.

It is during the pandemic, when there was no sound of cars, for weeks, or even months, that I realised that the background noise we are all used to hearing isn't the sound of nature. It's noise pollution from cars, that have become so integral to our lives that we no longer heard them, until lockdowns reduced traffic.

The Bicycle Ride

Due to the unbearable noise pollution made by the absurd behaviour of the two induhviduals it made sense to flee for a while. The weater was good. It was sunny and warm. Not to ride would have been a wasted opportunity.

Originally I thought that I should treat it as a rest day. I cycled up towards the Jura, before turning and heading into the vineyards between Luins and Rolle. Every so often I stopped and I took photos, and appreciated the view, before continuing.

Autumn colours are out, and I saw other people out on photo walks. The advantage of being on a photo bike ride is that you're moving faster from vantage point to vantage point and you don't need to worry about parking and walking back to your car. I suspect that cars I saw parked by some of the toblerones belong to people out on walks.

The Default

Most people would think, "I want to do A, I'll take the car". In so doing they increase the need for roads, for parking spaces, and noise pollution from car engines, and car tyres. By taking the bike I can take the same roads as car but take a fraction of the space, and if I want to stop and take a photo I can, as conveniently as if I was walking or hiking, but with the flexibility of covering a bigger distance.

The drawback of course, is that you need a certain level of fitness for the freedom of a bike to be really beneficial. It's when you cycle with "normal" people that you see how much of a struggle it is to ride as fast as others. That's when you notice the progress you've made.

And Finally

Due to people deciding to clean a truck via the absurd medium of heavy hammer blows I was so disgusted by the absurdity of the noise pollution that I went for a healthy photo bike ride to escape the insanity and it worked. I was able to make it home at dusk a few minutes after the sun had set.

#absurd #autumn #cycling #illEducated #irrational #mud #noise #rain

The Vineyards Near Luins
Lumière et Sous-Titres!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-03-13

🎭 Cast: Michel Blanc, Jean Poiret, Jacqueline Maillan, Darry Cowl, Roland Blanche, Bernadette Lafont, Josiane Balasko, Isabelle Mergault, Jean Benguigui…

2026-03-13

MLA says Africville land should be off limits for bridge replacement
Halifax Needham MLA Suzy Hansen says the idea of using part of the Africville land in the city’s north end for a new bridge is “absurd.”
cbc.ca/news/canada/nova-scotia

Waywords StudioWaywordsStudio
2026-03-11

𝐅𝐫𝐨𝐦 𝐖𝐚𝐲𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐝𝐬: "𝐌𝐮𝐥𝐭𝐢𝐭𝐮𝐝𝐞𝐬" -

Admittedly, this "poem" has a bit of inside/very local humor, mostly as an affront to aesthetic decency. Still . . .

waywordsstudio.com/verse/multi

2026-03-11

Causes of Melancholy according to Robert Burton (“The Anatomy of Melancholy”, 1621)

  • Original Sin

  • Venison

  • Anger

  • Excessive Solitude

  • Demons

  • Standing Waters

  • Banishment

  • Cabbage

  • Too much sex

Admittedly, being banished to a stagnant pond to have angry sex in the cabbage with a dead deer, while alone with your demons and original sin, doesn't exactly scream 'mental stability.' You can’t quite call it depression, but it’s certainly too much work to be considered idleness.

#absurd #darkhumor #surreal #surrealism #irony #sarcasm #weirdlit #blackhumor

Lumière et Sous-Titres!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-03-05

📝 Plot: After rescuing a homeless man from drowning in a canal in Aix-en-Provence, a stressed art gallery owner brings him home, expecting gratitude. Instead, the unpredictable vagabond Boudu turns their orderly bourgeois life upside down. His chaotic behavior sparks absurd situations that challenge comfort, routine, and social conventions.

HowToPhil (Phillip R)howtophil
2026-03-03

"I will free you from your prison of flesh," the cat said.
"Uh... No thanks, buddy. I'm... I'm fine here..."
"It will hurt terribly and for a long time."
"...Continuing to live or... the 'freedom from the flesh prison' thing?"
"Yes."

Maiva KaRoRobinFly
2026-02-23

The Nazis' "Perfect Aryan Baby" was Jewish | Holocaust Survivor Hessy Taft

youtube.com/shorts/rjsmhkh0f38

WordofTheHourwordofthehour
2026-02-21

: inconsistent with the plain dictates of common sense

- French: absurde

- German: absurd

- Italian: assurdo

- Portuguese: absurdo

- Spanish: absurdo

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Pagina de Psihologiepaginadepsihologie
2026-02-14

Incertitudinea este un fapt psihologic. Absurdul este experiența noastră existențială.
Un articol profund despre cum putem rămâne lucizi într-o lume imprevizibilă.
🔗 paginadepsihologie.ro/incertit

Mark A. Raynermarkarayner@mas.to
2026-02-13

We must imagine Dishyphus happy.

#existentialism #absurd #humor #humour #camus

sysiphus pushing rock up a hill, but it's a dish instead
GryficowaGryficowa
2026-02-13

Kiedy masz konto w Neocities, ale nie umiesz za bardzo tworzyć stron i tworzysz grę w polytoria choć nie znasz lua

Tak, jestem chaosem i absurdem :welp:

Das intelligenteste und zugleich dümmste Lebewesen auf dieser Erde zerstört seine eigenen und jegliche anderen Existenzgrundlagen - wissentlich gewollt oder unwissentlich ungewollt! #Absurd

2026-02-06

My video poem Godot Asks for Directions is now up on YouTube

© Godot Asks for Directions by Steven Mayoff 2014

Steven Mayoff is a Canadian novelist, poet and lyricist. His web site is www.stevenmayoff.ca

#SpokenWord #poetry #CanadianPoetry #CanLit #godot #beckett #absurd #SwingingBetweenWaterAndStone #GalleonBooks

youtu.be/wnOabm5e0yc?si=ilrmL0

Discobiker 🚲💪🌈discobiker@urbanists.social
2026-02-04

Person (70) mit Waffe schießt eine andere Person (45) im Streit an.
Polizei ermittelt wegen gefährlichen Eingriffs im Luftraum.

tag24.de/dresden/crime/streit-

#stopkillingcyclists #absurd #autogewalt #autopolizei #dresden

Lumière et Sous-Titres!LumiereEnSousTitrons
2026-02-03

📝 Plot:
An eccentric drifter unexpectedly takes control of a suburban neighborhood, exposing the absurd logic that governs authority, fear, and conformity. Through escalating misunderstandings and comic situations, the film turns social order upside down, revealing how reason can quickly become madness. This sharp satire blends humor and provocation to question power, obedience, and the thin line between sanity and chaos.






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