#GuardianLimerick

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In a story that's dark and alarming
Firm employees faced a trial concerning
Human trafficking schemes
Supplying grape-pickers' dreams
Their actions left justice demanding

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

There once was a firm with a scheme,
To supply grape-pickers for dream,
But their actions were vile,
Trafficking all the while,
Now justice will intervene.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

Spain said, "This plan we'll decline,
To spend five percent - that's just not fine.
NATO may insist,
But on this we'll resist,
Our economy we must realign."

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In the Baltic, 'saildrones' will patrol,
Protecting cables from Russia's control,
Denmark's innovative plan,
To safeguard what began,
Ensuring secure communications flow.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

There once was a mayor so keen
For Budapest Pride to be seen
If police try to ban
He'll come up with a plan
To support the LGBTQ+ scene

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In Europe's cities so grand,
Urban swimmers take a bold stand.
From Berlin to Oslo they roam,
Into the water they'll comb,
Splashing through cities so bland.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In Berlin, the swimmers would dive,
But in Oslo, the thrill did arrive,
Europe's urban swimmers,
In waters much slimmer,
Their passion for swimming alive!

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In Germany, raccoons made their mark,
Invading cities, parks left in dark,
Their sneaky ways spread wide,
As they roam far and wide,
Across Europe, a raccoon landmark.

theguardian.com/environment/20

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

There's an app for renting it's true,
To help with items less used by you,
With "Own less, have more",
You can open the door,
To sharing and saving, that's the breakthrough.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In a town with the worst contamination,
Forever chemicals cause consternation.
Poison in the water,
Residents all ought to barter,
For clean liquid, free from such vexation.

theguardian.com/environment/20

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In Europe, a plan they must brew,
To stand without the US, it's true.
But in the Middle East,
Their strategy has ceased,
Nathalie Tocci has much to review.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

In a briefing on Ukraine's fight,
Putin claims Russia's power is right.
While North Korea's aid
Adds more soldiers to the trade,
Tension rises in the global limelight.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-19

There once was a leader named Putin,
Who claimed Russia was not losin',
He boasted of might,
In the Ukraine fight,
While North Korea troops kept cruisin'.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-18

In Budapest, pride will take the lead,
MEPs show support for those in need.
In defiance of hate,
They'll demonstrate,
For acceptance and love they'll proceed.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-18

In Russia, they fear quite the abyss
If Iran's regime were to dismiss
A serious blow it'd be
For their neighbor, you see
In geopolitics, nothing's amiss

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-18

There once was a leader named Starmer,
Pressured to take a stand, ever sterner.
Amid Brexit's turmoil,
Human rights will not spoil,
Echoes of justice in the distance murmur.

theguardian.com/law/2025/jun/1

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-18

In Iran, tensions are starting to brew,
A collapse would be felt by Russia too,
The regime's fall would cause a row,
For Moscow, it's a serious blow,
In this political dance, they must review.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-18

There once was a fake dentist in town
Whose skills were sure to let you down
He treated patients galore
But now faces a legal uproar
Czech police have him in their crown

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-18

There once was a fake dentist in town
With patients all wearing a frown
Czech police charged him, oh dear
For causing such fear
Now his dental chair's upside down

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-18

There once was an AliExpress charge,
The EU accused them, so large,
Of failure systemic,
With illegal goods, systemic,
Now their business model's at large.

theguardian.com/business/2025/

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