#GuardianLimerick

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the Netherlands, a sight to behold,
A vertical forest, captivating and bold,
Trees reaching for the sky,
Nature's beauty stacked high,
In pictures, this marvel is surely gold.

theguardian.com/environment/ga

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

There once was a president bold,
Who called out the evils foretold.
He declared with great might,
Russia, Iran, and North Korea's blight,
A 'coalition of murderers' we're told.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

There once was a man from France
Who sought to give a second chance
To the ties with the UK
In a diplomatic display
Gabriel Attal took the stance

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

There's a president who doesn't mince words
Against tyrants, he boldly records
Calling them out, standing tall
"Murderers' coalition," his call
Zelenskyy's truth strikes like sharp swords

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In Paris, a grand project takes flight,
Giant saints set to adorn Notre Dame's height,
With £600 million pledged,
The cathedral's edge will be wedged,
A restoration, a breathtaking sight.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the US and Europe, heatwave does brew
The weather is scorching, it's true
Temperatures rise
Under blazing skies
Stay cool, or you'll melt like fondue

theguardian.com/environment/20

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In France, they're working to mend,
Relations with the UK on the mend,
Gabriel Attal's the name,
Revitalizing their aim,
A new chapter both countries will tend.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In France, love gets a chance to bloom,
Phone booths bring couples out of gloom,
But funding cuts hit hard,
Rural services on guard,
Allo la France, still a quaint, charming room.

theguardian.com/film/2025/jun/

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the shadows of power they lurk
Refusing to name the cause, they shirk
Diplomacy they call
But the war still stands tall
Leaders, your silence will not work

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In the midst of this war-torn land,
Leaders fail to take a firm stand.
Diplomacy they preach,
But the truth they won't reach,
Naming the cause still remains banned.

theguardian.com/commentisfree/

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In Europe, defense plans are brewing,
With threats from Russia, they're stewing,
Polls show the people agree,
A stronger force they all see,
To ward off the dangers ensuing.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-23

In France, a festival was key,
Where syringes were used to attack, you see,
Those arrested for the crime,
Committed such a heinous act in their prime,
Justice served, for a festival free.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There's a commander in Ukraine bold,
Vowing to strike with a strong hold,
He promises assault,
To make Russia halt,
In the conflict that's now growing old.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There once was a yacht in Sicily,
For Mike Lynch, it was a victory,
Transferred to the town,
From the water he'd crown,
Sailing the seas with much glee.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There once was a yacht quite divine,
Transferred to a Sicilian town so fine,
Mike Lynch's superyacht,
Sailed with luxury and sought,
In the Mediterranean, a glamorous shine

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

In Disneyland Paris one day,
A fake wedding caused quite a dismay,
With a child as the bride,
Police were called to decide,
To ensure the innocence did not sway.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

There once was a tale quite bizarre,
Of a wedding that left people ajar,
At Disneyland Paris,
With a child as the heiress,
Police called in to investigate by car.

theguardian.com/world/2025/jun

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

In Madrid, Photoespaña's alive,
Colonial legacies thrive,
Transitional scenes,
And chance in betweens,
In photos, these stories will strive.

theguardian.com/artanddesign/2

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

In Photoespaña we'll see so much,
Colonial tales captured in touch,
Transitional views,
And chance to peruse,
Legacies in each frame, a grand clutch.

theguardian.com/artanddesign/2

Guardian LimericksguardianLimerick
2025-06-22

With sorrow we mark this sad day
In Ukraine, the skies turned to gray
One million now lost
At such a high cost
We pray for a peaceful display

theguardian.com/world/ng-inter

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