#JustInCase you're #NotQuiteSure, #CantQuiteRemember (or #JustDontKnow) what a #DestinationWedding is; #IT's an #ExerciseInFutility designed to cause #MaximumDisruption at #MaximumExpense for #AllParticipants (both #Willing and #Unwitting) for #NoClearlyApparentReason...

With #PerformativeOutrage and #TerribleDancing... And #Cake...

#YoureWelcome... | #HappyToHelp

And, #DontForget... #DogsCanLookUp...

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@onemuri I have no quarrel with you brother

#BTW: I shall #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#IF you're #QuitePartial to a #RingDoughnut; you can #Thread your #Churros through them for a #TasteSensation...

#IF you don't have #AnyChurros, you can always #Substitute with a #ChocolateEclair... | #SwervingSuggestion

#YoureWelcome | #HappyToHelp

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Phone call from son to say he’s lost in Edinburgh, phone was out of data 🙄. Turns out he was less than 500m from Slateford Road in a straight line, no diversion and then only another 50 or so to his flat. Still finding his way #happytohelp

Confirming: I can be bought with cupcakes. #HappyToHelp #Cupcakes

#There...

#See...

#TheList of #Services we #NeverUse is #MuchLonger than #TheList of those #WeDo...

#YoureWelcome | #HappyToHelp

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#BTW: I shall #AlsoAlsoAdd...

#IF you're #QuitePartial to a #RingDoughnut; you can #Thread your #Churros through them for a #TasteSensation...

#IF you don't have #AnyChurros, you can always #Substitute with a #ChocolateEclair... | #SwervingSuggestion

#YoureWelcome | #HappyToHelp

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@selzero

#Blush | #HappyToHelp

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@selzero @twilwel

Let me #ThrowSomeLight on the #Discussion...

Not #AllBurgers are #QuarterPounders...

#HappyToHelp

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RT @cstinner@twitter.com

Great review of #PermanentRecord by @doctorow@twitter.com Also, every colleague who sees the book on my desk is asking to borrow it as soon as I'm done. Thanks @Snowden@twitter.com for turning me into a part-time librarian! #happytohelp https://twitter.com/Snowden/status/1176961019824037888

🐦🔗: https://twitter.com/cstinner/status/1177243701526970368

Anyone #new to #mastadon and would like help can ask me. #newbie #noob #happytohelp #help

: Crazy questions permitted.