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C.cazabon@mindly.social
2025-06-22

How does the seller deserve a 1-star review when you admit the problem is you didn't read the listing for the item you bought? It says right in the title...

#wat #customers #NotAlwaysRight #dumb #electronics #AliExpress #review

An AliExpress product listing for a pushbutton switch. The listing title includes "Momentary Push Button Switch" and "Normally Open (NO)". A customer review below rates it as 1 star out of 5, and says "I didn't pay attention and it's not a power button, it only activates when held.", which is exactly what the listing describes. Customers can be really, really dumb sometimes.
Nathannathan@friendica.world
2025-04-02

Design Clients

#design #graphicDesign #clients #notAlwaysRight #theClientIsNotAlwaysRight

A two panel meme. The top panel features the painting Ecce Homo before it was infamously "restored." Text: "Clients when they hire a designer: 'It just doesn't pop.'" The bottom panel features Ecce Homo after it was destroyed by a restoration attempt. Text: "Clients when they design it themselves to save money: 'Perfect!'""
MakiRandamuMaki@mstdn.social
2025-03-04

Someone had fun writing this. notalwaysright.com/pilfering-p #NotAlwaysRight #Story #AltText #Wordplay #UK #Humour #Anecdote #Writing

A story from NotAlwaysRight with the title "Pilfering Penguins Proves Perilous For Perpetrators", listed as UK Wordplay. - Penguin: A flightless aquatic bird, or a chocolate bar sold in packs in the UK. - Peddle: Slang term for “sell”. - Pensioner: A person old enough to be getting a pension, slang for “old person”. - Pinching: Slang term for “stealing”. - Pillock: Slang term for “idiot”. It was a particularly pleasant day in the place where we peddle provisions, and I was placing products in the provided places. A male pensioner proceeded to prod my person and provide his peeve; his preferred pleasurable provision of packs of Penguins was not provided. After he pootled past, we proceeded to pursue the peculiarities of the pensioner’s predicament. Our probe into the non-present Penguins placed pinching as providing the predicament of Penguins’ non-presence. We persevered with our probe into the non-present packs of Penguins and placed the pillock pensioner pinching the precious Penguins! When the pilfering perpetrator next presented his person to purloin packs of Penguins, we pursued the pillock and persuaded him to pay for his pinched packs of Penguins or his particulars would be passed to the police for prosecution. (An old guy complains that we don’t have his favourite pack of chocolate bars. On checking stock levels and CCTV as to why we’re out of stock, it’s because he’s stealing them. On his next visit, he’s asked to pay for them or the police will be involved.)
This Account Kills Fascistsviolenteastcoastcity
2025-02-22

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A customer holds out his phone to me. Customer: “How do I turn off the internet?” Me: “You can turn on airplane mode to block all internet signals.” Customer: “No, I mean turn it off for everybody. Everyone online is annoying me. Where’s that button?” Me: “Uh…”
Buskirk The SquirrelPaul_Sebert
2023-08-15

I had to refuse a customer’s check because she accidentally endorsed it herself. How is your week going?

mrnailmrnail
2023-05-28

theconversation.com/working-fr

Buskirk The SquirrelPaul_Sebert@mastodon.lol
2023-02-02

Me: I’m sorry m’am but we can’t buy these books back. They appear to be water damaged.

Customer: But that’s not water it’s coffee…

Me: *sighs*

#dearcustomer #notalwaysright

Simulflow 🇨🇦 🇰🇷 🇺🇦simulflow@mindly.social
2022-11-23

I enjoy this website because it makes me feel better about myself and our clients ... who else checks in to #notalwaysright ?
notalwaysright.com/dont-be-tha

JoshywoofulJoshywooful@mastodon.org.uk
2018-01-06

RT @notalwaysright@twitter.com: The best revenge #badcustomers #customer #customers #customerservice #retail #retaillife #retailproblems #cheapcustomers #notalwaysright #grocerystorelife

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