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#Today, 4 days until my first Mastoversary

A hundred bits o’ #BadPoetry
The alt-history of #JohnMastodon
and his Neo-Lithic backstory at the dawn of the #AnthropoScene

Was it the lure of the #PacificTreeOctopus
Or the fun of #MinCup23
That drew me to post
a #ThickTrunkTuesday tree?

I never dipped but a toe
Into the Xitter of X
Enough to see the reality
Of media that is a vex

BlueSky holds interest
Though its mostly niche
It has that academic feel
But also a bit pastiche

#Mastodon is fun
#Mastodon is freeing
#Mastodon lets me…be me-ing

#ShitePoetry #CephalopodDefenseLeague
#TreesIsHabitat
#Hashtag
#Coffee
#MakeGoodChoices
#MakeEarthGreatAgain
#LifesTooShortForMarginalCoffee

A large wholly mammoth
Tusks thrusted forward
Takes his own path
While the pack trudges toward

The beginning of the Anthropocene

@fkamiah17

On behalf of the #PacificTreeOctopus and #ArborealCephalopods everywhere, we thank you.

#TreesIsHabitat #ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

Mossy trees against a setting sun high in the coastal mountain breeding grounds of the #PacificTreeOctopus

@kristiedegaris

If you care about ecology and the environment, consider following the #PacificTreeOctopus and #ArborealCephalopods and the ongoing fight to save their threatened #TreesIsHabitat

Message brought to you by the #ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

#ThickTrunkTuesday circa 1983

This is the furthest (known) inland breeding tree for the #PacificTreeOctopus as they are able to migrate up the Rogue River only to Rainey Falls. This is due more to the climate, as their innate ability to climb falls (and trees) is largely unsurpassed in the animal kingdom.

#ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

As we approach the beginning of spring migration, the Oregon Coast Aquarium is once again offering the “adoption” of the #PacificTreeOctopus which also supports the Aquarium and our #Coastal biota of all kinds.

Plus, you get a reasonable facsimile of our arboreal acquaintances.

Remember, migration is upon us…so give our tentacled friends a brake as you ply the coastal highways and byways.

Brought to you by their friends at the
#ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

Web page shot of the Oregon Coast Aquarium’s offer to Adopt a “Pacific Tree Octopus” and get a stuffed animal (orange octopus pictured) in exchange.

Use your heads people…the migration is upon us.

Be especially careful when driving Hwy 101 in areas where forests are proximal to creeks and intertidal zones.

#PacificTreeOctopus #Oregon #PNW #Beach #Coastal #ArborealCephalopodDefenseLeague

https://youtu.be/LMP5rjyyNPs

@jamesmarshall @tsturm @Sheril

Like our earliest ancestors, the Arboreal Cephalopods have taken to the trees.

Protect the habitat of the #PacificTreeOctopus

Old growth forest of Sitka Spruce overlooks the Pacific Ocean during a golden sunset, highlighting their moss draped branches.

@Anthro Surely, the journey of the #PacificTreeOctopus to these lofty arboreal heights, increases predation by schools of #Mastodorca pacificus parvus ?

Thick trunks and moss make the ideal habitat, crucial for maintaining healthy populations of the #PacificTreeOctopus. But passage corridors with thick understory are also needed to help the arboreal cephalopods journey to these lofty nesting grounds.

#ThickTrunkTuesday #Mosstodon #CerebralJourney #Trees #ArborealCephalopods #OregonCoast #Oregon #PNW

Large Sitka Spruce with thick trunk and massive moss covered limbs in early evening light…part of the primary nesting grounds of the Pacific Tree Octopus

#Today

Let’s get our heads together for the arboreal cephalopods…and let the limits of their locomotion be our motivation.

I am hoping these will be today’s top trending #s.

#PacificTreeOctopus #TreesIsHabitat
#CephalopodSaturday
#HeadIsBody
#Mosstodon

Fake hashtag popularity word map showing PacificTreeOctopus being the overwhelming trending topic

Image of sticker with color illustration of a large octopus in the boughs of a tree.

Sticker ostensibly by the Department of Cephalopod Conservation, advocating to “Save The Pacific Tree Octopus”

Image of a golden light cast upon moss covered boughs and trunk of a giant Sitka Spruce, with the Oregon Coast viewed through gap in the tree’s limbs.

An early #JohnMastodon sketches out the first working designs for what would become the #Mastodon #Fediverse

#Paleoscenes #PacificTreeOctopus

Depiction of a Cro-Magnon man contemplating cave art that depicts a Mastodon

#JohnMastodon

More elusive than the #PacificTreeOctopus

Similarly, knowing where to look increases the odds of the finding.

#MastodonMigration #Mastodon

Never migrated…never partook of the tweet.

This site seems pretty easy to use if I am doing it right:

Start by liking what you like, and follow who you think might be good to see more from. When you see a # you are interested in…like #PacificTreeOctopus click on it and see what’s in there…then add it to the list of ### you follow.

Home icon will feature content from those people/areas of interest.

Have I got this right?

@cascadepine

I believe those are fertilized eggs of the #PacificTreeOctopus.

Nice find.

#Trees #Tree #Octopus #PNW #Biodiversity

#treesofmastodon #trees #coastal #anthropocene #pacificnw #oregon #primordial #endangeredspecies
#PacificTreeOctopus

Cape Perpetua Lookout on the Central Oregon Coast at sunset

Native habitat of the Pacific Tree Octopus

#PacificTreeOctopus

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