#QAFail

2026-02-10

I’ve been documenting this for months (since 28.09.2025). Here’s a quick breakdown of how Amazon.de has mishandled Tom Hiddleston’s metadata for over a decade!

is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

For over 12 years, Tom Hiddleston has been consistently misspelled as "Tom Hiddlestone" (with an added "e") in the metadata of numerous film listings on Amazon Germany (Amazon.de).
@ Instagram +1
Key Details of the Metadata Failure
• Scope: This systemic error affects multiple DVD and Blu-ray titles, including major
Marvel Cinematic Universe films like Thor and Avengers.
• Documentation: Independent observers and fans have documented the issue for over 100 days, noting that it also affects other cast members like Samuel L. Jackson and Scarlett Johansson.
• Outreach: Despite repeated attempts to contact Amazon Germany, Disney Germany, and various actor unions (SAG-AFTRA, Equity UK), the metadata remains uncorrected as of early 2026.
• Impact: The misspelling makes it difficult for customers to find the actor's full filmography using standard search terms and is frequently cited as a lack of professional courtesy toward the artists.
2026-02-05

Well, look at this: on day 130, I found even more items on AmazonDE.
For anyone out there still thinking this is just a typo....think again.

is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

2026-01-18

Day 112 -

/#AmazonUK/#amazonca are still pretending that 's surname is spelled on 20 movies, he has worked on, dating back 12 years. This is NOT a one of typo! This is a worldwide error, most likely originating from . This needs to be fixed now!

is.gd/AmazonDEMetadata

2026-01-03

Did you know, that the Jedi were secretly working in 's metadata division? And did you know, that the Emperor was a huge fan? And when he found out about all the misspellings on AmazonDE, he issued to correct all those errors? 😏

2025-12-30

When starts calling out ’s typos…
you know the multiverse is tired of waiting. ⌛️

90+ days. Still unresolved. Their silence speaks more than words.

As of late 2025, it has been documented that Amazon DE (Germany) misspelled Tom Hiddleston's name as "Hiddlestone" (with an extra 'e') across multiple product listings. ®
The misspelling has reportedly persisted for months, affecting various titles and high-value items, including:
• Marvel's Loki: Even high-priced items like the Limited Edition Steelbook (priced around 60€) featured the typo.
• The Night Manager: Reports indicate the actor's name was misspelled on listings for this series, with some estimates suggesting the error may have existed for nearly a decade.
• Kong: Skull Island: This title was also listed among those with the "Hiddlestone" typo.
The issue is part of a broader metadata failure on the platform that has also affected other major stars like Samuel L. Jackson, Chris Evans, and Scarlett Johansson, who have been credited with various bizarre errors. Despite public call-outs to the distributor (LEONINE), agents (CAA), and Amazon itself, the correction process for these listings has been described by observers as slow or non-existent.
2025-12-29

Day 92

If won’t hire a QA team…
I’ll simply invoice them for the one they inadvertently outsourced to me.
Payment due in 7 days. 😏
is.gd/NineRealmsQA

2025-12-24

🎅🏽 , ! 🎄
Here’s your very special gift. 🎁 Handcrafted with love & impeccable attention to detail.
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And no, you’re not allowed any mulled wine until you’ve read the whole thing...and fixed your database. 😏

2025-12-21

🎄 T-3 days:

Only three more nights before finds a beautifully wrapped surprise waiting under their imaginary tree.
It jingles with… potential. 🎄🎁

2025-12-10
2025-12-04

Day 67

Here is a complete timeline of everything I have discovered and actions I have taken in regards of the errors I found on as well as on .

2025-12-01

Day 64

While updating my spreadsheet yesterday, I noticed something big: is listed as the distributor on every wrongly credited title I’ve found so far on .

Looks like I just found the root of this metadata mess.

docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d

2025-11-27

Day 60

Well, guess it is time to send
@amazonDE / @Amazon
my "invoice" for my services today. 😏

Date: 27. November 2025


Invoice No.: 000-L0K1 - External Metadata Auditor (Unofficial, Unrequested, Unapologetic)


Services Rendered:
1.	Discovery & reporting of 25 metadata failures
2.	Cross-platform verification
3.	Pattern identification
4.	Public documentation
5.	Customer-impact analysis
6.	Reputational damage assessment
7.	Educating them on the existence of Tom Hiddleston’s actual surname
8.	Notifying them that Chris Evans is not Robert
9.	Reminding them Samuel L. Jackson is not a quantum superposition of
“Samuel Jackson / L. Jackson / Laurence Fishburne”

Hours worked:
Let’s call it:
→ Several days more than Amazon spent on QA this decade

Rate:
€999 per discovered error
(Industry norm for “cleaning up someone else’s mess with receipts”)

Subtotal:
25 errors × €999 = €24,975

Additional Charges:
– Mental suffering caused by incompetence: €2,500
– Emotional trauma from scrolling AmazonDE metadata: €4,200
– Hazard pay for looking at 12 “Hiddlestone” listings: €6.600
– Patience surcharge for being ignored 60 days: €6,000

Grand Total Due:
€44.275 EUR
Payable within 7 days.
Late fee: An angry post on X (100% guaranteed to go viral).

Preferred payment method:
– Bank transfer
– Gold Coins
– Asgardian Wine
– A personal apology from Bezos written in pen, not crayon


Best regards,

Tanja G. / Nine Realms Quality Assurance Manager

2025-11-25

Day 58

reported back - the typo originated directly from their supplier, which even they were surprised to discover.
They’ve now cleaned up their entire catalogue, and Tom is finally listed correctly as across all products

Thalia can fix their entire catalogue in under 48 hours, why is AmazonDE - after 58 days - still doing nothing?

2025-11-23

This whole System is rotten:

Amazon thought distributors checked
Distributors thought retailers checked
Retailers thought agencies checked
Agencies thought studios checked
Studios thought Amazon checked

So nobody checked anything = this typo is 14 years old!

2025-11-22

Day 55 - continued

Time to reveal the first design of the unofficial “amazone-typo” merchandise line. Coming soon to amazoneDE. 😜

2025-11-21

Day 54

Here is a compiled list of all titles I’ve found so far where actors are wrongly credited on .
This isn’t a single typo - it’s a system-wide failure in their metadata QA.
The eleven separate misspellings of ‘Hiddlestone’ alone make that painfully clear

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