I'm skeptical, dubious even, about the article at www.popsci.com/health/can-h... But one interviewee did hit the nail on the head. If it DOES happen, it would happen at #Walmart #SpontaneousCombustion

The modern era has its chemtrails and anti-vax conspiracies. In the 17th-20th centuries, one of the nonsense theories circulating was spontaneous human combustion. Torsos would be found burnt to a crisp, with their extremities and surroundings untouched — this would often be characterized as a punishment for vices. @popsci looks at possible science behind the phenomenon — something called the "wick effect" — and how they became "Enlightenment-era clickbait."

https://flip.it/1cF_4O

#Science #Clickbait #SpontaneousCombustion #ConspiracyTheories

🛠️💥 "Guide to fixing your Lenovo Yoga's spontaneous combustion feature: because who doesn't love a laptop that doubles as a fire hazard? 🔥 Lenovo's response? 'It's not a bug, it's a feature!'" 🙄
http://adammunich.com/how-to-repair-the-parts-that-explode-in-lenovo-yoga-laptops/ #LenovoYoga #SpontaneousCombustion #LaptopFire #TechHumor #ConsumerSafety #HackerNews #ngated

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In Corona's "The Rhythm of the Night" the lyric "think of me and burn" always strikes me as more ominous than it was probably intended.

#90s #EuroDance #SpontaneousCombustion #Pyrokinesis #VictoryCandescence

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Did it burn because it was far too powerful for its time?
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#Commodore #CBM #C64 #C64C #8bit #retrocomputer #retrogaming #videogames #80s #90s #Geek #SpontaneousCombustion

An EV and an ICE car were both parked in a garage. One of them burst into flames, and you'll never guess... etc., etc.

https://www.stuff.co.nz/motoring/300851807/nissan-leaf-and-mazda-atenza-in-garage-fire--which-one-started-it

#EV #Incineration #SpontaneousCombustion

@doctorwhom I'm thinking of the war *Crime* potential of #SpontaneousCombustion dogs.

@elfin

Just think of the war time potential of #SpontaneousCombustion dogs.

This #dog could bred into #SpontaneousCombustion. She almost explodes every day, one of these day I will not be able to calm her and half my house will be destroyed.

I think my #dog could be used to provide a #SpontaneousCombustion breed.

@murshedz The fun is just beginning, as Marjorie Taylor Greene attacked Tulsi Gabbard for her brutal takedown of George Santos on Fox News. The Democrats may need to do nothing to convince this collection of oily rags in the basement to catch fire... #SpontaneousCombustion

Reports of People 'Spontaneously' Burning Might Have a Rather Macabre Explanation

https://www.sciencealert.com/reports-of-people-spontaneously-burning-might-have-a-rather-macabre-explanation

#ScienceAlert #SpontaneousCombustion