🤯 Oh, look! Another tome with a title longer than the article itself, crammed with brainy words trying to convince us that our brains aren't #computers. Spoiler alert: the author still used a computer to write this masterpiece. 💻🔍
https://www.frontiersin.org/journals/psychology/articles/10.3389/fpsyg.2024.1362658/full #brainywords #longtitle #writinghackers #technologyhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🥶🤖 Oh, the riveting life of a thermostat! Our esteemed philosopher David Chalmers has cracked the case: those little boxes on your wall might just be pondering the joys of room temperature. Because, you know, why wouldn't a box with two settings be the next frontier in consciousness research? 🙄📚
https://www.organism.earth/library/document/what-is-it-like-to-be-a-thermostat #thermostatphilosophy #consciousnessresearch #DavidChalmers #technologyhumor #roomtemperature #HackerNews #ngated

Ah, another existential crisis sparked by #AI, because clearly, nothing screams #originality like a text written by #Skynet 🤖✍️. Your friend's articulate message wasn't penned by him? Shocking! Next, you'll tell us water is wet and AI is just a glorified #autocorrect 😂.
https://davidduncan.substack.com/p/you-sent-the-message-but-did-you #ExistentialCrisis #TechnologyHumor #HackerNews #ngated

🥳🎿 Just when you thought the internet had peaked in usefulness, someone decides to replace a gripping mountaineer mystery with the ever-thrilling saga of... a 403 Error! 🙃 Apparently, the real adventure was trying to connect to the server all along. 📡💥
https://www.espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/44690603/bill-stampfl-missing-climber-peru-huascaran #internetfun #mountaineermystery #403error #serveradventures #technologyhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 #AI has become the most popular thing nobody asked for, like a party clown at a funeral. Businesses are shoving it into every product, and consumers are so thrilled they're running in the opposite direction. 🎉🎈
https://newslttrs.com/why-is-ai-so-popular-when-nobody-wants-it/ #BusinessTrends #ConsumerReaction #TechnologyHumor #Innovation #MarketSaturation #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, the great "collapse" of critical thinking, clearly caused by shiny AI toys 🤖💡. Because why think when you can just let #GenAI do it all and still claim you're an "analyst"? 🙄 Perhaps we should all panic and throw away our brains, since the machines are obviously taking over OSINT! 😂📉
https://www.dutchosintguy.com/post/the-slow-collapse-of-critical-thinking-in-osint-due-to-ai #criticalthinking #AItools #OSINT #technologyhumor #HackerNews #ngated

🛞🎩 Ah, the "Wheel Reinventor," a true visionary who bravely 🦸‍♂️ tackles the monumental challenge of recreating round objects! 🚴‍♂️ Apparently, understanding and improving upon centuries-old technology is the pinnacle of #innovation. Who knew rolling things could be such groundbreaking work? 🤣
https://tobloef.com/blog/wheel-reinventors-principles/ #WheelReinventor #RoundObjects #TechnologyHumor #RevolutionaryIdeas #HackerNews #ngated

Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
https://www.cell.com/molecular-cell/fulltext/S1097-2765(25)00053-X #cuttingedgeresearch #webdevelopment #geneexpression #technologyhumor #sciencejokes #HackerNews #ngated

🤖 #AI saves the day in just 48 hours while human scientists bumble around for years. 😅 Apparently, all it took was a robot with a penchant for solving #Superbugs, not a lab full of PhDs. 🧬 Who knew binary code could outsmart decades of scientific research? 🙄 Maybe next time, we should just ask our toasters for a cure. 🍞
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyz6e9edy3o #Innovations #ScientificBreakthroughs #TechnologyHumor #FutureOfScience #HackerNews #ngated