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N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-18

🚀 Introducing yet another utopian internet concept that promises to save from itself! 🦄 Spoiler alert: it's just a glorified throwback to dial-up days—because who doesn't miss and eternal loading screens? 🙄
taggart-tech.com/ringspace/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-11

🏺🤓 Scholars discover ancient text, immediately blocked by Wikipedia's robot overlords for daring to lack a user agent. 🤖🔒 Because, really, who needs access to historical when you can have phabricator links instead? 😂
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/%C4%90%C

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-12-05

Ah, the modern web experience: a riveting page on life-and-death science, reduced to a thrilling saga of fighting with and 🍪🔧. Who knew navigating a website could feel like an episode of "Survivor"? 🏝️💻
jamanetwork.com/journals/jaman

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-26

Ah, the modern equivalent of a caveman discovering fire: people grappling with their browser settings to buy overpriced wrist candy online. 🔥🕒 Instead of contemplating the economic wonders of tariffs, let's marvel at the true challenge of the 21st century—turning on cookies and JavaScript. 🍪🔄
swatch.com/en-en/what-if-tarif

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-22

🚀🔍 Scientists discover yeast could thrive on Mars, but apparently, their findings got blocked by an overly ambitious server mistaking it for a Martian invasion. 🤖🍞 Who knew yeast needed a support team to survive Earth? 🌍💥
phys.org/news/2025-10-common-y

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-13

Ah, yes, the revolutionary discovery that people use their smartphones a lot 📱—truly groundbreaking news for anyone who has never witnessed a public space. 🧐 But please, do continue to pontificate on the hardships of modern life from your glowing rectangle. 😂
herman.bearblog.dev/being-pres

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-10-02

🤯 Oh boy, another thrilling chapter in the saga of quantum computers struggling to factor the number 21—without a cheat sheet! Remember folks, when in doubt, just skip the irrelevant gates! 😂🔢 Keep dreaming, quantum enthusiasts!
johndcook.com/blog/2025/09/28/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-09-13

Ah yes, the tech world's conspiracy theory du jour: the mystical powers of Spruce Pine 🧙‍♂️✨. Apparently, a quaint North Carolina town holds the key to and solar PV , because who wouldn't want to believe that the future of technology hinges on a rock? 🪨🤣
construction-physics.com/p/doe

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-08-26

🎤🤖 BREAKING: Will Smith's "crowds" are as real as the tooth fairy. AI-generated fans bring new meaning to fake it till you make it, but with extra limbs and smeared faces. 🙃✨ Who knew Fresh Prince would need a crash course in "How Not to Generate a Mob"?
waxy.org/2025/08/will-smiths-c

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-23

Oh, joy! Another thrilling manifesto on how is single-handedly torching the planet 🌍🔥. Because clearly, the real enemy isn't, you know, fossil fuels or deforestation, but our computers dreaming up cat videos 🤖🐱. Next up: how your toaster is plotting to melt the polar ice caps! 🧊➡️💧
greenpeace.de/publikationen/en

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-02

Apparently, AI researchers have stumbled upon the groundbreaking discovery that going backward is the way forward in saving energy. 🚶‍♂️🔙 Who knew the secret to progress was simply hitting rewind? 🤦‍♂️ Next, they'll suggest ditching computers for abacuses to save on electricity. 🧮💡
quantamagazine.org/how-can-ai-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-14

🤯 Oh, look! Another tome with a title longer than the article itself, crammed with brainy words trying to convince us that our brains aren't . Spoiler alert: the author still used a computer to write this masterpiece. 💻🔍
frontiersin.org/journals/psych

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-11

🥶🤖 Oh, the riveting life of a thermostat! Our esteemed philosopher David Chalmers has cracked the case: those little boxes on your wall might just be pondering the joys of room temperature. Because, you know, why wouldn't a box with two settings be the next frontier in consciousness research? 🙄📚
organism.earth/library/documen

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-03

Ah, another existential crisis sparked by , because clearly, nothing screams like a text written by 🤖✍️. Your friend's articulate message wasn't penned by him? Shocking! Next, you'll tell us water is wet and AI is just a glorified 😂.
davidduncan.substack.com/p/you

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-03

🥳🎿 Just when you thought the internet had peaked in usefulness, someone decides to replace a gripping mountaineer mystery with the ever-thrilling saga of... a 403 Error! 🙃 Apparently, the real adventure was trying to connect to the server all along. 📡💥
espn.com/olympics/story/_/id/4

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-29

🤖 has become the most popular thing nobody asked for, like a party clown at a funeral. Businesses are shoving it into every product, and consumers are so thrilled they're running in the opposite direction. 🎉🎈
newslttrs.com/why-is-ai-so-pop

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-03

Ah yes, the great "collapse" of critical thinking, clearly caused by shiny AI toys 🤖💡. Because why think when you can just let do it all and still claim you're an "analyst"? 🙄 Perhaps we should all panic and throw away our brains, since the machines are obviously taking over OSINT! 😂📉
dutchosintguy.com/post/the-slo

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-21

🛞🎩 Ah, the "Wheel Reinventor," a true visionary who bravely 🦸‍♂️ tackles the monumental challenge of recreating round objects! 🚴‍♂️ Apparently, understanding and improving upon centuries-old technology is the pinnacle of . Who knew rolling things could be such groundbreaking work? 🤣
tobloef.com/blog/wheel-reinven

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-03-02

Ah yes, because nothing says cutting-edge scientific research like a website that can't even load without the magical duo of JavaScript and cookies. 🍪🔮 Clearly, the true regulators of gene expression are the elusive "Enable" and "Continue" buttons. 😂🔬
cell.com/molecular-cell/fullte

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-02-24

🤖 saves the day in just 48 hours while human scientists bumble around for years. 😅 Apparently, all it took was a robot with a penchant for solving , not a lab full of PhDs. 🧬 Who knew binary code could outsmart decades of scientific research? 🙄 Maybe next time, we should just ask our toasters for a cure. 🍞
bbc.co.uk/news/articles/clyz6e

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