#TooSoon

2026-01-04

Hey, Ray, what happens when you do the mess around? ... --dad #iLikeToWatch #TooSoon?

Rui SeabraRuiSeabra
2026-01-03

I need to vent this, even if , but here's a joke: Venezuela's so dangerous even its president and first lady get kidnapped.

Joke aside, attacking boats alleged to carry drugs in international waters is questionable enough by itself, but to me there is little doubt this was a *de facto* act of war by the on , and from what I read on news sources, not sanctioned by Congress.

Americans: this is your chance, as it's red handed, on TV, and proudly admitted in Truth Social.

@tribeofjesse did anybody suggest having Turning Point USA sponsor the event?

#TooSoon?

2025-12-29

THIS IS A CHRISTMAS movie! #toosoon? #monsterdon

2025-12-21

IS THAT A STEINWAY?! #toosoon? #WrongJoke #iLiketoWatch

hrbrmstr 🇺🇦 🇬🇱 🇨🇦hrbrmstr
2025-12-17
Bear Salzmannkarolis@gts.poci.us
2025-12-08

Ei, GrinÄŤai, ar jau galima KalÄ—dinÄ—s muzikos klausytis ar vis dar #toosoon? https://music.youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_npBpa35AfbQ_lWoELqPysMN_cOuNaRLDA

2025-12-01

This might as well have used the slogan:
"Fancied a trip to the Louvre?
Come and see what we have that they don't!"
#TooSoon?

An advert on the London Underground, encouraging people to visit the Crown Jewels.
2025-11-29

Werpflicht.

Oder: Alle fragen nach dem Subjekt.

#toosoon

RootLeafStories ~ TK SellmanRootLeafStories
2025-11-16

for SUN: Day of Lemon & Sunflower
1. Attended an indie TV show pilot viewing party; got a nice creative recharge
2. Had clarifying dreams about the real world, then woke up to intense fog—we really are in the Upside Down
3. Who would give a child this pandemic plushie as a gift???

#3Things for SUN: Day of Lemon & Sunflower
1. Attended an indie TV show pilot viewing party; got a nice creative recharge
2. Had clarifying dreams about the real world, then woke up to intense fog—we really are in the Upside Down
3. Who would give a child this pandemic plushie as a gift??? #TooSoon

Wilko Hardenbergwilko@hcommons.social
2025-11-15

That’s some fast game adaptation!

#boardgame #cluedo #louvre #toosoon

Cover of a version of Cluedo about a theft at the Louvre
2025-11-14

Less time had elapsed between this film & the liberation of Auschwitz than between now & 9/11

When will it be Springtime for Bin-Laden?

#Comedon #TooSoon

TheGentYYCTheGentYYC
2025-11-09

You can't say it's . Absolutely enough time has passed to make the very logical presumption that if a Hell does indeed exist then both and are burning in it.

If not, what's a for anyways?

Caption reads "WHAT DID DICK CHENEY AND CHARLIE KIRK SAT TO EACH OTHER IN THE AFTERLIFE?" Image is Dick & Charlie burning in hell, looking at each other and both saying "I get why you're down here but why me?"
Wannabe Astronautspace_cadet@aus.social
2025-11-07

Is it #TooSoon for me to wonder if the bookies are taking bets for when the USA's history-repeats copy of Tiananmen Square is gonna happen?

Scared dictators have a tendency to shoot dissenting crowds of civilians.

It's happened once or twice in the past.

2025-11-05

It’s November 5th.

You do you, but it’s November 5th!

#TooSoon #Xmas

It’s a photo through a front room window on my walk home from the rowing gym. There’s a fully decorated (artificial) tree in the bay window, lit up with a star on top. Did I mention that it’s November 5th?
Suresh Singaratnam :verified:sureshtrumpet@universeodon.com
2025-11-02

I don't think I will ever forgive the citizens of Milwaukee for naming their MLB team the "Brewers" instead of the "Talkies" #toosoon

2025-10-26

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