#Transmetropolitan

Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽mdhughes@appdot.net
2025-11-08
Blue night.
Spider, kicked back on a stack of computers, bottle & cigar.And night comes down on the City,
and the hookers and the whiskey priests
and the organ-boosters and the losers
and the boozeheads all come out, alive
for as long as the customers and the
licensing hours hold out. Just us.
<hooker with punk & fur outfit, fallen drunk, "oswald" bar with tout & punks outside, Monkey Burger sign (yes, it's monkeys)><Spider Jerusalem, in black, in snow, under a winter tree>
I came back down from a place where the snow would lay for miles, from first fall to thaw, with no mark on it other than the prints of birds, foxes and squirrels. There's a Reservation under contraction, about ten miles south of Lugh Bend. No people in it yet, but the walls are up, creating the illusion of endless distance, and the environment and weather systems are running. I have friends there, who let me in from time to time. Sometimes, I can do nothing but stand in constant winter, trying to remember what life is like without all of you.Spider at sunset on dock, looks across the bridge
Terrible goddamn place. …
Time was this place didn't make sense and I could live with it. Either it's changed, or I have.
Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽mdhughes@appdot.net
2025-11-08

Shit, I have almost no booze handy. I can make, uh, a white Russian? Barely.

I need like one of those city booze delivery services, but I'm 600 miles away from anywhere that can do that. There are bars here, for another 90 minutes, but they *suck*.

<high-pitched keening noise of a city boy who's made the last sane choice to get away before stress killed him, but now misses the conveniences of the city>

It's a very specific noise only dogs and driverless taxis can hear.
#transmetropolitan

Transmetropolitan 1:
Lovely snowy wilderness, cut by a muddy track.
The BAR. <sign: BASTARD'S MOORE BEER>
Five years of pulling a gun before changing the TV channel and punching the barman in the neck for a clean glass. The only Human contact I had for five years. Outside of the odd paramilitary vendetta.
<Spider, hairy creep in a Russian surplus parka, pulls out a rocket launcher labelled EAT ME>
I hate it and everybody in it.
<drives away from the fire & ruins>
If I'M miserable, then EVERYBODY's miserable.
donthatedontkilldonthatedontkill
2025-08-10

They predicted the entire geriatric US government. Wow!

A comic panel with a surprised women hearing someone off panel exclaim "Quick! The president just shat himself!"
2025-08-06

Ya qu'à moi que ça le fait ?
Souvent, quand j'entends des news sur #Trump, je pense à #Transmetropolitan .

Warren Ellis a rien inventé, hein : Nixon, Reagan et Bush père étaient bien suffisants pour pas qu'on s'imagine de prophétie sur la gestion des scandales.

Mais l'histoire du pouvoir qui s'emballe au milieu de la saturation d'images et de consommation... Le côté politique preumdeug du #cyberpunk. On y est vraiment.

Couverture du comics Transmetropolitan -year of the bastard

Un homme nu et chauve, une araignée tatouée sur le crâne, portant des lunettes (un verre rouge, l'autre vert, cigarette au coin de la boucte, déchire le photoportrait d'un homme exagérément souriant, aux cheveux laqués.

Dans les affaires de mon déménagement, je retrouve un truc que @Siestacorta m'avait offert. 🥰

#Transmetropolitan

La couverture de l'intégrale de Transmetropolitan.
2025-04-29

I am a huge fan of Thriftbooks. It's a network used by libraries and thriftstores to sell their used books. This means it is a bit of a crap shoot on selection, but I usually find what I'm after for a decent price... like 1-5 of #Transmetropolitan. #UsedBooks #Comics #ChaoticQueer #GeekCrafts

Photo of a colored pencil case and the spines of several books on a shelf; including Transmetropolitan 1-5, DK's The Ultimate Guide to Warhammer 40,000, and several White Dwarf magazines.
Picks the Evangelistgreycat@kitty.social
2025-01-30
DanielijuDanieliju
2025-01-29

Y nah pues termino ya, me encanta leer cómics y libros. es mi pastor y con él nada me falta. Y de cómics la verdad es que me flipa y en general y porque están mu locos mu locos. está directamente para que lo encierren.

Y me flipa leer . La decisión de hacerlo mensual me encanta y me he suscrito digitalmente para leerlo incluso más que antes. , y tienen el mismo humor roto que yo.

Picks the Evangelistgreycat@kitty.social
2024-11-20
2024-11-11

I feel like it's high time for me to re-read the entire run of #Transmetropolitan, maybe followed by #TheLifeAndTimesOfMarthaWashingtonInTheTwentyFirstCentury - for reasons... #Comics

⚙️ Darius Anton Morpork ⚙️morpork@101010.pl
2024-10-23

Chęć czytania komiksów wciąż żywa :) w międzyczasie wchłonąłem kontynuację Aldebarana czyli Betelgezę. Równie fajne co wcześniejszą część. Dzisiaj jednak o innym dziele.

"Transmetropolitan" autorstwa Warrena Ellisa wgniata w fotel. Dawno nie czytałem tak "mające gdzieś co o nim pomyślisz" dzieła. Bohaterem jest gonzo-dziennikarz Pająk Jeruzalem przemierzający dystopijną cyberpunkową metropolię w poszukiwaniu nowego tematu. Ma totalnie gdzieś panujące normy społeczne co wyraża swoimi czynami i sarkastycznymi komentarzami. Taki trochę Hunter S. Thompson na sterydach.Mam pewne luźne skojarzenia do komiksu Lobo - może ze względu na okazjonalną masakrę jakiej dokonuje bohater?

Komiks jest zabawny i obrazobórczy. Brakowało mi czegoś takiego. Transhumanizmu trochę też się tam odnajdzie.

#komiks #comicbook #warrenellis #transmetropolitan #cyberpunkową #transhumanism #dccomics #FantastykaNaukowa #ScienceFiction

2024-09-22

J'ai mis du temps à mettre un nom dessus mais ça y est, je l'ai : Emmanuel #Macron me fait penser au Sourire (The Smiler) du Comics #Transmetropolitan (de Ellis & Robertson).

Et je viens de trouver que cette ressemblance avait déjà été vue en 2018 par d'autres.
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The Smiler in Transmetropolitan. (Ellis / Robertson) 
"je vous hais tous autant que vous êtes. Je veux etre Président parce que je vous hais, je veux vous baiser. Je veux vous faire fermer vos gueules mais proprement, en entrant dans vos petites vies de merde en douceur. "
(Traduction approximative).
Andrew 🌻 Brandt 🐇threatresearch@infosec.exchange
2024-08-01

I can NOT have been the first person to notice this, can I?

Kim Yeji of South Korea at the olympic shooting competition x Spider Jerusalem of #Transmetropolitan with the bowel disruptor gun

She is wearing Spider's camera glasses!

#KimYeji #SpiderJerusalem #olympics #Olympics2024

South Korean shooting champion Kim YejiSpider Jerusalem from Transmetropolitan pointing a bowel disruptor at the viewer
2024-07-14

Trump qui échappe à un tir...

Ceux qui connaissent, c'est pas un peu difficile d'écarter un scénario à la #Transmetropolitan ?

Non mais je sais que c'est conspi.

Mais c'est pas totalement inenvisageable.

2024-04-09

Zufall? Freund schenkte mir die ersten beiden Bände der Comicreihe Transmetropolitan von Warren Ellis und Darick Robertson und parallel dazu lese ich grad Veniss Underground von Jeff VanderMeer und nun vermischen sich da in meinem Kopf die durchgedrehten Megastädte zu einem zentralen hyperkapitalistischen Schwarzen Molo-Moloch.

#JeffVanderMeer #venissunderground #transmetropolitan #warrenellis #darickrobertson

Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽mdhughes@appdot.net
2024-04-05

Up a goddamn mountain.

Advantage: City hit-men can't reach me.

Disadvantage: Covered in fucking white shit, AGAIN, in April.
#transmetropolitan

Transmetropolitan #1:
[house on frozen mountain]
up a goddamned mountain.
So that ignorant, thick-lipped, evil whorehopping editor phones me up and says,
[sign: piss off!]
Does the word CONTRACT mean anything to you, Jerusalem?
[naked, hairy Spider]
I was having a mildly paranoid day, mostly due to the fact that the mad priest lady from over the river had taken to nailing weasels to my front door again.
CONTRACT? You'll never get a CITY hitman up the mountain to me--you bastards DIE if there's actual OXYGEN in the air.
2024-03-07

I cracked open Warren Ellis’ Transmetropolitan last night. It’s been a year or two since I last reread it but seeing that Darick Robertson art was like meeting up with an old friend #comics #comicbooks #Transmetropolitan

Digital Mark λ ☕️ 🕹 👽mdhughes@appdot.net
2024-02-29

This is how I envision the kiddified Disney- & China-cleared Apple Neuromancer adaptation going.

#apple #neuromancer #transmetropolitan

Transmetropolitan #26
My editor, Mitchell Royce, makes me attend a Media Exploitation meeting… I am shown Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey, animated versions of my columns in the manner of Japanese cartoons.Transmetropolitan #31
Turns on TV "I love my head bones."
Magical Truthsaying Bastard Spidey!
Freely adapted from the work of Spider Jerusalemhorrific montage of cartoon Spidey
"I dry-rape grown-up brains for truth!"

Truth bomb! TV wrestling is phallocentric soap opera for retards and intellectually lazy intelligent people who get off by cultural slumming!
Spider is SO FUNNY!

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