"Update: Under Linda Yaccarino, X is placing ads for major brands on a verified pro-Hitler account"
:headache:
Any more comments on my part feel like belaboring the point at this stage.
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #TwitterCEO #LindaYaccarino #StandUpComedy #satire #Hitler
"Linda Yaccarino celebrates her first public victory as X CEO by reviving an advertising council Elon Musk disbanded"
When you have no accomplishments in a new job, anything will look like a victory.
You know what? I think it won't be a victory, but I'm ready to be proved wrong. Calling this a victory *now*, however, is quite premature.
So far I've been proved right that Yaccarino has made no difference to the way Twitter is run. It was a dumpster fire before her, and it still is.
#Yaccarino #TwitterCEO #Twitter #ShitbirdSite #ads #marketing #premature
https://fortune.com/2023/08/11/linda-yaccarino-elon-musk-x-twitter-advertisers-client-council/
"Linda Yaccarino says Twitter will reinstate ‘client council’ for ad execs"
I know some are going to gloat and say "See? I told you!" For my part, I'm going to believe that this will make a difference when it does make a difference.
One tactic of tinpot dictators is to reinstate the institutions that they destroyed. However, those new institutions are empty shells. They do the bidding of the tinpot dictator.
Yaccarino: "It would be good optics to bring back the client council."
Muskrat: "Alright, but I can ignore their complaints and override all their decisions."
Yaccarino: "But... it will be a powerless body."
Muskrat: "Yes, that's the point."
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #Yaccarino #TwitterCEO #ElonMusk #ElonMuskrat #TinpotDictators
"Linda Yaccarino, CEO of X, says she has autonomy from Elon Musk to run the business"
Wow, I did not know that #Yaccarino had started a career in standup comedy. Good for her!
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #TwitterCEO #CINO #StandupComedy #satire #ElonMusk #ElonMuskrat
You know what? Fuck it. I'm changing my name to ᴎ. A name change no one asked for and no one will like or understand.
Today, in the grand tradition of releasing software libraries with the suffix "-fy" at the end, I present to you the brand-new library:
enshittify
This library will take care of turning your entire community against you, thereby ensuring that your company crashes into the ground so bad that both #Musk and Reddit's CEO whose name I cannot remember will be envious of you.
This library will be available free of charge to people who give me $3 billion in the #DogeCoin equivalent, or buy this limited edition NTF of my foot, up someone's rear end.
#software #company #TwitterCEO #ElonMusk #ElonMuskrat #RedditCEO #CrashAndBurn #enshittify
Standard #CEO playbook. When the company goes well, it is because of the CEO. When the company craters, it is due to external forces.
(I know #Musk is not CEO anymore... but do you really think #Yaccarino is not a CINO (a CEO In Name Only)?)
Musk's own #bullshit couldn't possibly be to blame.
#ShitbirdSite #Twitter #TwitterCEO #SelfMadeManMyth #SelfMadeMan #debt #ElonMuskrat #idiocy #stupidity
"Shit, I did not realize I was joining a sinking ship. Where's my golden parachute?"
"You're mixing metaphors idiot. A parachute is no use on a sinking ship."
"It is if the ship is...er ... sinking through the clouds... merf."
"Oh, sure, and you're a fairy godmother, right?"
"Maybe?"
"Where are your wings?"
"Hidden under my clothing."
"But if you have wings, why the parachute?"
"😭 When will I get my life back?"
#Yaccarino #TwitterCEO #ShitbirdSite
https://www.dexerto.com/tech/twitter-ceo-responds-to-threads-impressive-launch-2201936/
never have i seen such a crock of cock-gobbling suck-up horseshit. is there any chance at all she actually believes this? i mean i guess i could say the same thing for the size paycheck she'll be getting...
https://twitter.com/lindayacc/status/1668300211591188480?s=20
Can anyone tell me what [KM] means in this strange tweet?
Text of tweet:
“she's a WEF, but it really should be
she's a mother WEFfer.
CEO of twitter will be [KM].
RIP Twitter.
Twitter got WEFfed in the ass!”
I've tried googling and go nothing helpful. I assume it's something vile…
Why did she take the job? Why would anyone take the #TwitterCEO job? You just know he's going to keep tweeting the way he does and soon those tweets will be there to — intentionally or unintentionally — undermine whatever his CEO says or does. It's even worse than the usual #GlassCliff women in leadership get.
This one possibly baffles me even more than the folks with established careers and reputations who accepted positions in DJT's government or legal teams.
Linda Yaccarino is new CEO of Twitter
https://thenewstoday24.com/linda-yaccarino-is-new-ceo-of-twitter/
#twitter #twitternews #twitterceo #lindayaccarino #linda #ceo #elonmusk #elonmusknews #memes #twitterupdate #love #follow #like #meme #explorepage #twittermemes #explore #tweets #tweet #viral #funny #instagood #twitterquotes #trending #s #tumblr #music #socialmedia #twitch #k #a #likeforlikes #quotes #followforfollowback
#TIL: Glass cliff
“The glass cliff is a hypothesized phenomenon of women being likelier than men to achieve leadership roles, such as executives in the corporate world and political election candidates, during periods of crisis or downturn, when the risk of failure is highest.”
Just seen one stupid take regarding the new twitter CEO...
"I saw people on the right attacking her and people on the left doing the same. To me, that's a clear sign that she's perfect for the job."
Why do some people believe that attacking someone is good? How is apparently having "both sides" attack the same person a sign for good?
Surely people should be encouraging *support* from everyone, so that the outcome can be a positive not a negative. That's not to say you can't be critical where justified, but the attacks in question are far from critical.
I write the BEST references!
#TwitterCEO 🟠
'In 2018, President Donald #Trump appointed '#Yaccarino to the President's Council on Sports, Fitness, and Nutrition.[9] ' #twitter #birdsite :blobnom:
#NBCUniversal ad chief departs, could be named #TwitterCEO shortly
Former NBCUniversal advertising chief #LindaYaccarino could be named the next #Twitter chief executive as soon as Friday, according to a source familiar with the matter.
She better have an amazing #contract.
https://www.reuters.com/business/media-telecom/nbcuniversals-linda-yaccarino-depart-head-advertising-2023-05-12/
Too late, the damage is already done. I've already deleted my Twitter account that I've once abandoned just a day after Elon musk became CEO meaning that I'm likely never going to come back, nor will I. After all, Elon musk has destroyed Twitter to the point of no return. #Twitter #ElonSucks #TwitterCEO #toolate
Elon Musk's announcement of a new Twitter CEO has whipped up a speculation storm over the identity of "she" in his tweet. A few have surmised that it could be this NBC exec. Will this recent move win back advertisers or does it represent a "glass cliff" moment?
https://www.theverge.com/2023/5/11/23720648/twitter-next-ceo-probably-linda-yaccarino
Glass cliff explainer:
https://www.vox.com/2018/10/31/17960156/what-is-the-glass-cliff-women-ceos
Elon Musk kündigt halben Rückzug von Twitter an. #Musk #Elon #TwitterCEO #Twitter
https://www.heise.de/news/Elon-Musk-kuendigt-halben-Rueckzug-von-Twitter-an-9010139.html
