#Twittler

Te Weta đŸŽâ€â˜ ïžweta@kolektiva.social
2025-06-10

“In Los Angeles, the governor of California, the mayor of Los Angeles, they’re incompetent and they paid troublemakers, agitators and insurrectionists. They’re engaged in this willful attempt to nullify federal law, and aid the occupation of the city by criminal invaders”, the president said without reference to reality.

The president also called Los Angeles “a trash heap” and claimed, falsely, that “entire neighborhoods under control” of criminals.

“We will liberate Los Angeles and make it free, clean, and safe again,” Trump said. Source: the guardian.

#warson #twittler

2024-11-10

Its time to say goodbye.
#twittler

Screenshot of X Account deactivation.
It says "sorry to see you go. #goodbye"
Maja :asexual_flag: đŸłïžâ€đŸŒˆmajatomic@fribygda.no
2024-11-06

Hvis du har lyst til Ä tenke pÄ noe annet enn at #Twittler har fÄtt makt igjen, Schizofrenidagene har debatt om "riktig" bruk av tvang i psykiatrien i kveld kl.19.00 pÄ Spor 5. Det er gratis, men anbefalt at du tar ut billett: linticket.no/page/no/event/20/

#psykiatri #tvang #Norsktut #allheimen

J. Martingyokusai
2023-09-25

Police? I want to report a murder. On .

(It’s real, I checked. My own screenshot. And as soon as Elno found himself in that hole, he frantically began to dig—of course—with dad-joke caliber replies eagerly consumed by his sycophant entourage but completely ignored by Ice Cube.)

Screenshots: Tweet by Elon Musk with an image of Ice Cube and glass of water, with the comment “Remember Ice Cube? This is him now, feel old yet?”, followed by a tweet from Ice Cube with an image of the Twitter bird and a burning trash container, with the comment “Remember Twitter? This it now, feel stupid yet?”
J. Martingyokusai
2023-09-23

Every time I follow a link to , its entire design makes me feel like entering the clearance check of the Death Star.

@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyinfosec_jcp@infosec.exchange
2023-09-08
2023-07-09

The #Russian #Twittler disseminates misinformation about Ukraine.

bbc.com/news/world-europe-6611

Reuben Walkermobileatom@me.dm
2023-06-05
Twitter CEO and CTO
Symfony Station :symfony:symfonystation@phpc.social
2023-06-05
Twitter CEO and CTO
2023-03-01

Madcap billionaire Ego Husk, owner, CEO (Chief Execrable Officer), and CSA (Chief Shitposting Autocrat) of social media site Twittler, has announced his strategic plan to use chat-bot AI to generate thousands of virtual employees on-demand whom he can fire when he is feeling bored.

#twittler #twitterdown #birdsite #egohusk #elonmusk #canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #naricissocialmedia #hightechbubble #techbubble

2023-02-17

EV maker Tesla issues recall notice for more than 360K vehicles, says "Full Self-Driving" software may seriously malfunction in some cases and attempt to run Twitter.

#canadahaha #canadarit #humour #satire #tesla #FullSelfDriving #FoolSelfDriving #FullSelfDarwin #DarwinAward #birdsite #twitter #twittler #egohusk #elonmusk

2023-01-20

In a surprise twist that explains everything, Twittler CEO (Chief Executive Officer) and BSP (Billionaire Shit Poster) Ego Husk reveals that all his business decisions and messages are generated by Chat GPT.

#satire #humour #narcissocialmedia
#twittler #twitterdown #egohusk #elonmusk #chatgpt #tesla

1am1r (is ea id)1am1r@mstdn.science
2022-12-31

Ganz bescheuerte schreiben schweizerdeutsch auf #Twittler.

#JustSaying

2022-12-31

Twittler CEO ("Chief Executive Officer"), CSO ("Chief Shitposting Officer"), and CFWRB ("Chief Fiddler While Rome Burns") Ego Husk has reportedly tasked the FSD (Full Self-Driving) A.I. development team from his other company (whatchamacallit... oh yeah, "Tesla") to make all the critical social-media decisions while he plays some game on the screen in front of him.

#twittler #birdsite #twitterdown #egohusk #elonmusk #humour #satire #tesla

2022-12-30

As the rising cost of living increases hardship for working people and the likelihood of recession next year grows, billionaire families around the world express concern that the antics of Ego Husk after his purchase of Twittler may be giving filthy rich tax-evading people with crack-brained ideas a bad name.

#Canada #Canadahaha #Canadarit #twittler #birdsite #twitterdown #egohusk #elonmusk #humour #satire #cdnpoli

2022-12-30

Vigils around the world mark the 64th day of billionaire slap-head Ego Husk's purchase of Twittler, turning a not-so-profitable business into a social-media dumpster fire that leaves ex-employees, refugees, and investors wondering just how many billions it might take to build a time machine and send the slap-head back to his room without dinner.

#birdsite #twittler #egohusk #elonmusk #twitterdown #Canadahaha #Canadarit #humour #satire

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