What you need to know about new Sydney Fish Market which opens today
oh pul-ease do tell me, a #vegan, exactly what i "need" to know about this temple to marine biodiversity destruction. go on, i'm all ears... & sarcastic bile, obvs.
why do journos write these moronic statements?
i suppose it's all just too hard to write
Online fashion store taken down after profiting from Bondi terror attack
bbc.com/news/articles/c62r6dvp…
Willow also solved a benchmark problem in minutes that would have taken the best computer in the world 10 septillion years, so more than a trillion trillion, or one with 25 zeros on the end, more than the age of the universe
journos really should be called out on florid rhetoric like this. if they wish to say stuff like this, they should also at least summarise how the scientists & engineers themselves arrive at such a conclusion, otherwise a cynic might just cry "bullshit".
#journalism #WriteGooder #physics #mathematics #QuantumComputer #QuantumComputing
If you're ... ready to level up
wot the fuck does that actually mean? 🤔🤷♀️
peeps seem to use this nonsense online a lot. do they think it's cool? do they think it actually means something? 😲 🤯
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#AltText
snippet of a Guardian Australia newsbot item, viewed in my Friendica web client, in which "separate" has been misspelled as "seperate".
i hear the four horsepeeps of the apocalypse thundering ever closer.
dies three days before Christmas
oh that filthy rotten totes selfish swine! why the hell didn't he have the common decency to die in july? this is an outrage, & someone should pay!
#MSM #ShitJournos #WriteGooder
Chris Rea dies three days before Christmas
what? 😲
allegedly
ok, so is there a counter-view that she instead beat herself up?
jfc 🙄🤦♀️
#WriteGooder
#FsckRWNJs #FsckThePatriarchy #FsckMisogynists #FsckSexists #Feminism #WomensRights #WomensRepresentation #misogyny #sexism #DomesticViolence #DieDickswingersDie #WomanNeedsManLikeFishNeedsBicycle #MaleViolence #WomensSafety
RE: social.chinwag.org/users/abc_b…
Shape up or ship out
oh ffs, pls journos, can we find a lexicon that is not merkan military muck?
#msm #journalism #WriteGooder
RE: social.chinwag.org/users/abc_b…
oh another MSM rhetorical winner! 'twould, ofc, have been soooooo much better, had the turd instead done
'sensible' murders of three people
jfc, you journos really are hopeless at the writing caper, ain't ya?
#msm #journalism #WriteGooder
RE: social.chinwag.org/users/abc_b…
ahhhhh, right, so if a building fell in a non-tourist town & no westerners were killed, did it really fall?
#ImpliedRacism #WriteGooder
19 killed in building collapse in Moroccan city popular with tourists
abc.net.au/news/2025-12-08/ani…
You'd think the history here would disqualify her from the outrage she is expressing over the Wells affair, but she seems to be doing the opposite. The Liberals will be wanting a scalp.
who the hell gives the flyingest of fucks wot a politically & electorally irrelevant demographically-dead micro-party rump of RWNJs want? why do journos keep playing this game?
#WriteGooder #AusPol #WhyTheFuckIsLabor #HahahahaLiebs #NatsAreNuts #GreensYEAH #VoteGreens #VoteProgIndies #MSM
wot a fatuous bit of rhetorical wankery this is. is this our contemporary journalism? idiots.
#MSM #journalism #WriteGooder #wearetotallyfucked
Sorry Melbourne, Sydney’s metro system beats your new CBD rail tunnel
oh dear. once again, in the eternal battle of MSM & pollies vs facts & science, the former win, ergo further stupidifying & cretinising #TheGreatUnwashed. Sigh.
https://www.thesaturdaypaper.com.au/news/politics/2025/11/29/moderates-despair-the-liberals-enter-death-spiral-egged-murdoch
A senior Victorian Liberal, speaking anonymously for fear of retribution, shares Kean’s concern that the party is stuck in a negative feedback loop.See that?
negative feedback loopdweebs commonly reach for that rhetorical device, mistakenly thinking it paints a picture of a dire situation getting worse & worse.
Negative feedback (or balancing feedback) occurs when some function of the output of a system, process, or mechanism is fed back in a manner that tends to reduce the fluctuations in the output, whether caused by changes in the input or by other disturbances.sigh, get orf my bloody lawn!
Whereas positive feedback tends to instability via exponential growth, oscillation or chaotic behaviour, negative feedback generally promotes stability. Negative feedback tends to promote a settling to equilibrium, and reduces the effects of perturbations. Negative feedback loops in which just the right amount of correction is applied with optimum timing, can be very stable, accurate, and responsive.
Negative feedback is widely used in mechanical and electronic engineering, and it is observed in many other fields including biology,[1][2] chemistry and economics. General negative feedback systems are studied in control systems engineering.
Negative feedback loops also play an integral role in maintaining the atmospheric balance in various climate systems on Earth. One such feedback system is the interaction between solar radiation, cloud cover, and planet temperature.
late last night finally got around to ordering a new USB stick [256 GB]. just now received thank you email from vendor, which assaulted my sensibilities with the repugnant merkanism
Hey Droppieinstead of the proper
G'day Droppieor even, at a pinch
Hi Droppieipso facto this vendor is now #D2M, & will receive no further orders for me, in this & most future existence-times
'Loved by everyone': Shark attack victim remembered as community 'keystone'JFC, MSM journos remain rhetorically pathetic. Just for once i'd like to see one of these saccharine reports written in a different style, after someone's death by shark, car, health, space-junk...
'Loathed by everyone': Shark attack victim remembered as complete arsehole, a stain on society, a festeringly pointless waste of space. "Personally my only regret is that this turd wasn't ripped to shreds years ago", giggled ecstatic wife. "The only way this could have been better was if the gobbling had happened on the mongrel's birthday, or xma$, or anniversary, or..".#WriteGooder
"Man dies in tragic house fire south of Wollongong"Damn those tragic fires wot kill peeps! Damn & blast them!
Young men have stopped reading books – and these are the reasons whyNo, Brandon, no no no. 🤬
reasonsis sufficient, & correct
reasons whyis tautologous, incorrect... & gauche 🙄🤦♀️
https://www.theregister.com/2025/07/15/chatgpt_changes_language/
German team warns ChatGPT is changing how you talkPretty fucken certain it is not.
The 18 islands which make up the Faroes are connected by 23 tunnels, four of which run below the seaLook, i'm not a rocket scientist nor brain surgeon, so i'm struggling a bit here. Pls help, someone.
run below the seaI mean, if vehicular transport infrastructure were to connect some islands together but not be "below the sea", mightn't some vulgar cynics tend to opine these would be called, well... bridges ?
