#bitterkarella
#how-do-we-get-our-intrepid-red-blooded-space-marines-to-mars-before-the-forces-of-international-communism? #wait-what-was-that-about-age-of-consent-laws #we-need-a-ragtag-group-of-all-american-teenagers-building-a-working-rocket-from-junk-in-their-backyard #like-Joe-Dante's-1985-opus-The-Explorers? #Yes!-exactly-like-that! #oh-yeah?-you-don't-think-american-youth-has-the-gumption #is-that-right #herbert? #COMRADE??? #you-don't-believe-we-can-conquer-mars-with-the-raw-virility-and-can-do-spirit-of-america's-youth? #[thumbing-suspenders]-now-i'm-just-a-simple-country-writer #there's-nothing-so-beautiful-as-the-limitless-vista-of-a-child's-imagination #pepperridge-farm-remembers #we're-going-to-arrive-as-conquerors-Heinlein:-and-turn-the-RED-planet-into-a-bastian-of-free-market-capitalism #we'll-just-have-to-destroy-the-planet-to-save-it #what-if-we-invented-a-metal-that-was-lighter-than-air #you're-all-just-reinventing-the-wheel #just-take-a-balloon-to-mars #you-can-go-ANYWHERE-in-a-balloon #oh-he-has-a-point #bitterkarella #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads
#sssee-having-orgasssmss-releasess-thetanss-in-the-blood #it's-all-very-ssscientific #and-therefore-it's-imperative-for-the-sssafety-of-women #which-i-care-about-a-lot #believe-me #you're-all-going-to-feel-much-more-calm-and-centered-when-you're-doing-mandatory-life-long-orgasssm-denial #i-don't-think-that-necessarily-follows-joanne #in-fact-you've-all-obviousssly-had-way-too-many-orgassmss #that's-true-i've-had-a-lot-of-orgasms #usually-on-my-mother's-grave #with-my-he/him-lesbian-boyfriend #no-no-the-other-one #no-no-the-other-other-one #jane-williams? #yeah-that's-the-bird #i-will-not-stand-by-and-watch-the-sanctity-of-the-orgasm-be-besmirched-like-this! #You're-damn-straight-I-like-orgasms!!!! #mandatory-full-body-orgassm-denial #chastity-belts #wait #ok-um #this-is-going-places #was-this-a-fetish-thing-the-whole-time? #oh-my-god-it-is #bitterkarella #lesbian-death-bed #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads
#really?-david-lynch-said-that? #he-said-to-me-'natasha' #'this-is-good-to-me' #he-would-probably-say #the-deep-of-the-dark-the-eyes-of-the-snail #yeah #he-told-me-this-in-a-liberal-coffee-shop-and-then-everyone-stood-up-and-clapped #wait-why-isn't-the-whole-thing-in-quotation-marks #Lyonne:-[sweats] #here-ask-him-yourself #[david-lynch-enters.-he-has-23-fingers-on-each-hand-and-his-face-is-constantly-shifting] #something's-not-right-here #let-me-tell-you-about-white-genocide-in-south-africa #bitterkarella #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads
#actually-chums #this-is-serious-horror #i-never-did-funny-erotica-chum #that-was-serious-erotica #boy-was-it! #'luke #i'm-being-haunted-by-demons-that-dress-like-target-employees' #'maybe-you-should-pray-on-that'-extrapolates-rose's-father-luke #rose-sees-these-demons-whose-gums-have-receded-to-provide-an-unnatural-length #that's-correct #my-good-chum #an-unnatural-length #can-he-touch-cold-iron-without-pain? #I-have-reason-to-believe-that-this-chuck-tingle-may-actually-be-one-of-the-fae-folk #would-you-describe-him-as-puckish?-possibly-impish? #oh-no-not-anymore #he's-serious-now #damnit! #bitterkarella #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads
#my-favorite-kind-of-own-is-the-self-own #like #i-don't-even-have-to-say-anything #and-then-i-was-on-deviantart-and-i-saw-there-was-all-this-AI-generated-art-of-big-fat-women-eating-cake #I-got-the-AI-to-summarize-the-summary-of-the-summary #one-sec #i'll-get-the-AI-to-summarize-it-for-you #i-fucking-heard-you-the-first-time-it-wasn't-a-clarification-'what' #if-there's-one-thing-i-can't-stand #it's-a-fuckin-messenger #i-made-your-childhood-depressing! #don't-forget-the-exclamation-mark-in-mother(!)-btw #it-denotes-excitement #great-news!--I've-got-the-AI-summarizing-things-so-efficiently-that-I-don't-ever-have-to-experience-a-sensation-ever-again #god-i-wish-that-was-me #-> #Thomas-Ligotti #bitterkarella #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads
#booo!-get-off-the-stage!-boooo! #damn-elon-you're-almost-as-good-at-stories-as-you-are-at-diablo #mama-mia-deres-a-lotta-[R-slur]-atta-dissa-camp-fire #follow-your-leader-lowtax! #no-one-steals-from-Harlan-Fuckin'-Ellison!--no-one-I-say! #why-is-my-likeness-being-used-in-this-bluesky-joke #da-evil-immoral-super-computer-it-commit-da-sin-of-empathy #i-think-the-odds-are-a-hundred-million-kajillion-to-one #it-means-they're #uh #i-think-they-would-be-low #bitterkarella #midnight-society #midnight-society-threads
Episode 42 of the tiny frights podcast features the story “There are no mosques in Abu Hashara” by Bitter Karella (@bitterkarella), from the Walpurgis 2024 issue of the zine.
Hmmm... lemme see
#MidnightSociety #StephenKing #GoblinMode #BitterKarella
Would probably be decent curating. If that's annoying, I can delete!
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