#caffine

Wait, I shouldn’t be giving my child Monster energy’s when he’s sick??? And I need to stop bathing him in Seagram 7 whiskey?????


#wtf #satire #parenting #advise #shittyadvise #monsterenergy #caffine #caffineforkids #alcholbath #fever

I thought this was so ridiculous I wanted to share lol… but does anyone know what an alcohol bath is??? Who does that?
George A. ThornThornwoodOnline
2025-01-10

We all work with someone like this. Not surprising, a lot of these people work in care homes 🧑‍⚕️👩‍⚕️

David Anthonytheactivistuk
2024-10-11
Inara :therian:Kazhumazu@meow.social
2024-03-18

any tips for getting rid of my vessels monster energy drink addiction

#addictions #addicted #addictionrecovery #addict #caffine

2024-02-18

Oh boy... Thanks for the coffee @matrixcat

🥔 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)b ☕

#sunday #coffee #deathwishcoffee #caffine #food #photography

Bag of Death Wish Coffee!
David Anthonytheactivistuk
2024-01-29
David Anthonytheactivistuk
2024-01-22
David Anthonytheactivistuk
2024-01-16
✅💃Màdiq🙈🙉🙊Iźichi💃✅MadiqIzichi@kopiti.am
2023-08-31

When your drug tolerance is so high that it doesn't matter what time #caffine is consumed. #ZusCoffee #SayKnowtoDrugs

2023-08-28

Starting another #mixedmedia #artwork today. This will be a grouping of #coffeecups for all of you #coffeelovers out there. #coffee #java #joe #espresso #caffine #linocut #art #arte #kunst

Bibliolater 📚 📜 🖋bibliolater@qoto.org
2023-07-20

As I progress in age, I have come to the realisation that I require a mug of #coffee in the morning before my day can start. During my younger days I would wonder at those whose day could not start without #caffine. O how time catches up with us all. #Aging #Thoughts #Life

2023-07-13

Right now I can't buy the #Sodastream brand of diet cola online. Even their own website is sold out. #Amazon & #Target are out.
The Walmart online limit is 2.
I got a few locally in SF at #Staples via #Instacart, but the limit was 3.
Their #DietCola syrup formulation is the best #caffine delivery system for me. It doesn't make me jittery or angry & DOESN'T have aspartame.
Are they trying to boost local sales? I'm thinking the shortage is based on a sales deal with #Pepsi. Anyone know?

The Diet Cola 4 pack sold out from SodaStream
2023-05-19

#Coffee #Caffine #IcedCoffee #FunnyButAccurate

At the doctor's office going over lab work.

Doctor: I had them run this again, but it appears your blood is 1/3 caffeine?

Me, putting down my iced coffee: Really! And?

bananabob :tinoflag:bananabob@mastodon.nz
2023-03-15

Caffeine may reduce body fat and risk of type 2 diabetes, study suggests

You just won't get much sleep!😀 ☕ 🛏️

theguardian.com/science/2023/m

#MedicalResearch #TheGuardian #Health #Diabetes #Caffine

2022-12-24

I’m in that weird place after my coffee where I can either go work out (hard) or take a fall asleep in about 30 seconds if I just closed my eyes. #adhd #caffine

2022-12-14

This is going on. #panara #caffine high.

KayDubkaydub
2022-11-26

2nd only to the Turkey sandwich in leftover delights... Dressing waffles! With melted cheddar, cranberry/dijon/mayo "syrup" , and topped with poached eggs.

And a cup of coffee

Mark O - Hall monitor typemojomoomoo@mastodon.coffee
2022-11-06

What's your favorite coffee? Only Four options so for others comment with your choice.
#coffee #CoffeeGang #caffine

Beni HB9HNTbeni@wirebug.ch
2021-02-01
As an experiment I decided to have a #caffine free February. Now I realized that even chocolate contains the stuff which convinced me that this year February ends next Wednesday.... #stupididea

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