A Public Service Message from the Gay Curmudgeon. #publicservicemessage #publicmessage #servicemessage #bigotry #bigotryiswrong #endbigotry #sexism #racism #homophobia #xenohobia #bigotries #hatred #malice #antipathy #society #societysills #problems #humanproblems

Something about cats that I really resonate with:

Strongly wanting proximity, companionship, touch, and affection.

...but in the specific right way, for the right amount of time, that doesn't necessarily mesh perfectly with everyone else's needs...and then reaching a limit and needing space...but not necessarily TOO much space...but maybe sometimes more space than usual.

But: People! Whaddya gonna do?

¯\_ (ツ)_/¯

#Cats #Caturday #HumanProblems

I Don't Know What I Did, But I Fixed It: a Memoir of the Writing Life
-by Courtney Cantrell

#ThisIsASubTootAboutGoogleDocs

#writing
#living
#HumanProblems
#WritingLife
#WritingCommunity
#GoogleDocs
#subtoot

Me, sorting through unfinished paintings to the tune of "Someday My Prince Will Come" from Snow White:

🎶 Someday I'll finish this,
Someday I'll paint again
With some form of regularity... 🎶

*SIGH*

#ArtistProblems
#HumanProblems
#art
#painting
#life
#ADHD
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#DAVE

@courtcan OK, I'll bite.

That's not #HumanProblems, that's #FirstWorldProblems. And when there is no Internet on which to report such behaviour, and no phone service to order whatever it was in the first place, and no way of driving a car in such a way as to block such a thing, it won't be a problem ever again.

"Keep banging the rocks together guys!" #THHGTTG

Parked at a friend's house, apparently too close to the mailbox. Because when I came out, the #USPS had left a photocopied diagram on my car, showing where not to park so that the mail carrier would not have to exit their vehicle when putting mail in the mailbox.

ME: I DON'T EVEN GO HERE!

And there wasn't anyone close enough to hear me.

And the pooooor USPS delivery person had to get out of their car in order to put mail in the mailbox.

TRAGEDIES ABOUND.

#HumanProblems

Dear All Family,

Please stop STUFFING WET ITEMS into the LAUNDRY BASKET.

*incandescent rage ensues*

Sincerely,

All House Spouses and Others Who Do Most of the Laundry

#yuck
#HumanProblems

I really need to type up and pin my personal follow back policy. But I mostly use Mastodon app on my phone, and it doesn't allow me to pin posts. And when I'm at the computer, I forget.

#HumanProblems
#FollowBack
#ADHD

tfw you toss back your final swallow of coffee and discover that the mug was actually still a fourth full

Y'all will have to excuse me while I go don a less damp ensemble.

#HumanProblems
#coffee

Had a regular eye checkup today, including dilation. It's been 6 hours and my vision is still blurry, eyes still overly light sensitive. I've been sitting here wearing those wraparound sunglasses they give you, using my phone. Can't read a book, watch TV, or paint, since I can't see properly. I guess I'll just go to bed early! *stomps off annoyed*

#HumanProblems
#frustration
#EyeExam
#GetYourPeepersChecked

Was just in a public restroom stall and heard a child's voice say, "Hey Courtney?" And, because it sounded like my daughter's friend who's with us, I said, "Yes?" Then came a loud silence followed by a repeat of "hey Courtney?" and I realized that it wasn't the kiddo's friend and I was not being addressed, so now I can't ever go out in public again, the end.

#awkward
#HumanProblems
#KeepingItReal

So, I got stung on the leg by a yellowjacket yesterday. It hurt terribly, as though someone had carved up my leg with a knife. But once the initial pain let up, it wasn't too bad.

Today, all day, and now nearly into tomorrow, it has itched sO BAD I WANT TO CLAW MY SKIN OFF.

I'm now sitting here with baking soda paste all over my leg, wishing I could just go to bed.

This happened because I tried to get rid of their nest on the porch.

I make poor choices sometimes.

#HumanProblems
#ouch

I managed to break two whole pairs of sunglasses over the weekend, in case anyone was wondering how talented I am. 😎😎

#HumanProblems

These stupid dog waste bags are causing my brain to synaptically link the smell of lavender and the smell of carnivore poop with each other. #HumanProblems

tfw you go to make a pb&j and there is no j 😫😭

#HumanProblems

If there's anything guaranteed to keep me from vanity, it's accidentally opening my camera app on selfie view.

#HumanProblems
#awkward
#NoIAmNotGonnaShareThis

So, my notification tone is currently an Anna-like voice singing -- to the melody of "Do You Wanna Build a Snowman?" -- 🎶 "will you help me hide a body?" 🎶

As I was speech-to-texting, I got a notification. The text app picked up the notification "tone," resulting in this sentence:

HIDE A BODY, SURVIVE

Apparently, I am going to die if I don't acquire a body and bury it somewhere.

#HumanProblems
#texting
#ElsaNeverHadThisProblem
#Frozen
#technology
#creepy

Having a #cleaning #hyperfixation phase. It's a good thing, I think. The house needs it, after our family's past 3 months of near-constant illness, as well as our past 3 years of #loss #trauma #grief. I just have to make sure I am also #resting enough and #DrinkingWater!

But the real point of this post is to state the flabbergasted rhetorical question "the inside of the refrigerator can get dusty?!?"

wtf

#ADHD
#DAVE
#DopamineAttentionVariabiltyExecutiveDysfunction
#HumanProblems
#HYDRATE

Well, the number of runners is now slacking off significantly, and 10yo has come inside. She told me, cheerleading is hard work!"

And now I hear her say from the other room, "Alexa, I have had a very hard morning." 😆🤣🤣🤣

#OKCMemorialMarathon
#Alexa
#cheerleading
#HumanProblems

I really need to get up and go get ready for bed, but there is a cat on my lap.

I guess I'm sleeping in the living room tonight?

#cats
#CatsOfMastodon
#Caturday
#CatTax
#HumanProblems