am so greatful for the terms #wankpanzer and #incElCamino. as a paen of Dukes of Hazzard, which was a send up of Deliverance, may well call it the piggypanzer?

@MaryAustinBooks

@evshift @OhMrBill … says ignorant Nazi sociopath who is selling fewer cars every passing quarter, because he’s too busy being an ignorant Nazi sociopath to run his car company.

And let’s not talk about #SpaceKaren’s #IncelCamino that falls apart on the highway, burns occupants to death in accidents, rusts in the rain, and whose warranty is voided by going through a car wash.

tl;dr: The #Cybertrucks were donated by Ben Horowitz (half of “Andreessen Horowitz”) at a cost of $2.7M.

““Welcome to the future of policing,” Clark County Sheriff Kevin McMahill said during a recent press conference, surrounded by the Cybertrucks while drones hovered overhead and a police helicopter circled above him.”

Fucking dystopian.

#surveillance #incelCamino #wankpanzers #policeState https://mstdn.social/@DemocracyMattersALot/115481078815514045

#Tesla #cars are so crappy

#wankpanzer #incelCamino #fuckTesla

“Tesla recalls 6,197 Cybertrucks, about 10% of all sold, for using the wrong glue”

https://electrek.co/2025/10/30/tesla-recalls-about-10-of-cybertrucks-for-using-the-wrong-glue/

today’s #yaddaYadda is a memepost from the #incElCamino #wankpanzer bar, with an unusual Sunday cathechism:

BE UNGOVERNABLE, like Sugar

🎶 fuck you, i won’t do what you tell me 🎶

#anarchy #antifa #memes #horses

source:
https://thecanadian.social/@MostlyHarmless/115441061058947649

@blogdiva @drahardja some architects have this uncanny attitude of knowing it all and being quite brazen with their design solutions, specially if the product falls outside of their discipline.

This fugli Fiat proposal it’s a fine example of that.

Cc @burritojustice #incelCamino

Oh, in #ChampagneProblems, poor douchebags.

> The Cybertruck Is Such a Mess That Insurance Companies Are Refusing to Even Cover It https://futurism.com/the-byte/cybertruck-mess-insurance-companies-refusing

#IncelCamino #Douchemobile #Deplorean #Swasticar #BoycottTesla #Wankpanzer #PieceOfShit 💩

> US military finds a good use for Tesla Cybertruck: missile target practice https://www.theverge.com/news/754739/tesla-cybertruck-us-air-force-target-practice

About the only thing the #IncelCamino is good for.

#Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #BoycottTesla #swasticar #Deplorean

> Cybertruck Sales Are Dead in the Water https://futurism.com/cybertruck-sales-dead-water

Company still solvent, so continue to #BoycottTesla

#Douchemobile #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #swasticar #PieceOfShit 💩 #IncelCamino

> Cybertruck Burned So Severely That Its Driver's Bones Disintegrated https://futurism.com/cybertruck-burned-driver-bones-disintegrated

This says it all: "It must've been an absolutely brutal way to go." 🔥

#IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #Deplorean #DeathTrap #BoycottTesla #swasticar

> Tesla Stock Plummets as Company Abruptly Halts Production of Cybertruck and Model Y https://futurism.com/tesla-stock-cybertruck-production

Company still solvent so fuck 'em and continue to #BoycottTesla

#swasticar #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Deplorean #Douchemobile

(No further comment from me needed.)

#Douchemobile
#Wankpanzer
#IncelCamino
#swasticar

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> A Cybertruck Owner Says Everytime He Visits a Drive-Thru in His Cybertruck, His Food Has Been Unpleasant & Cold – He Adds “I Overhear the Staff Saying He’s Driving a Cybertruck”
https://www.torquenews.com/11826/cybertruck-owner-says-everytime-he-visits-drive-thru-his-cybertruck-his-food-has-been/amp

This is a crazy idea, but hear me out: Have you tried NOT driving an #IncelCamino? Because by now the choice of driving that #Wankpanzer is on you.

#swasticar #Douchemobile #ChampagneProblems #BoycottTesla

#BarelySatire

> After Florida mass school shooting, shocked Americans ask Trump “What are you doing to protect my Tesla?” https://newsthump.com/2025/04/22/after-florida-mass-school-shooting-shocked-americans-ask-trump-what-are-you-doing-to-protect-my-tesla/

#ThisIsAmerica #priorities #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #Douchemobile #swasticar #SchoolShooting

Useless Facts, Badly Drawn #425: Mudita.
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#mudita #buddhism #sanskrit #schadenfreude #words #happiness #happy #funfacts #didyouknow #incelcamino #cyberturd #joy #webcomic #comics #uselessfacts #uselessfactsbadlydrawn

It sounds like satire, but it IS not. But, if you have money to burn and are a loner, an #IncelCamino may be for you.

> Tesla Shows Off Cheaper and Slower Cybertruck That's an Even Worse Deal https://futurism.com/the-byte/tesla-cheaper-slower-cybertruck-worse-deal

#Wankpanzer #Doucemobile #swasticar #PieceOfShit 💩

> Tesla Is So Cooked That It's Now Refusing to Accept Cybertrucks as Trade-Ins https://futurism.com/tesla-refusing-cybertrucks-trade-ins

Company still solvent so keep up the #TeslaTakedown and #BoycottTesla

#Douchemobile #IncelCamino #Wankpanzer #swasticar

I guess when a non-engineer drug addict with delusions of competence has enough money to build a car based on an Apple IIe game he played in the '80's, that's still no guarantee of success.

https://www.rawstory.com/cybertruck-2671669841/

#IncelCamino #Swasticar

@markmetz 😇

#WankPanzer
#IncelCamino