#inspectorclouseau

Mathrubhumi EnglishMathrubhumi_English
2025-10-25

A viral photo from the Louvre crown jewel heist captured a well-dressed man, sparking theories of a French detective. Discover the truth behind the accidental fashion icon. english.mathrubhumi.com/news/w

Pablonius Monk 🇺🇦pabloniusmonk
2025-10-21

RE: mastodon.social/@supersantiego

Just in time for Halloween! A soft trilby, a trench coat, mustache, magnifying glass 🔎 and your Halloween costume is all set!

ALT TEXT: Cartoon drawing of Inspector Clouseau and uniformed gendarme inspecting La Louvre Museum.

2025-10-20

"What to know about the Schocking Louvre Jewelry Heist"

Inspector Clouseau and the rest of Le French police are fööls.

#clouseau #inspectorclouseau

wired.com/story/louvre-jewelry

Peter Sellers as inspector clouseau
Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩benroyce
2025-05-12
Ben Royce 🇺🇦 🇸🇩benroyce
2025-05-12

Because life can be full of bullshit, here's some pleasant counterprogramming:

Meet 3.3 m/11 ft

(Old people like me will get the reference)

First spotted off in 2015

The only we've discovered in the world, now or ever

Researchers have studied him (yes, a he) as to cause

Diet: no. Stress: no. Toxins: no. Infection: no

They now think it is just a rare genetic mutation

smithsonianmag.com/smart-news/

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2024-12-31

#CatBurglar #InspectorClouseau It sounds like John Robie the cat (or Le Panthère Rose) is back! Life imitates art once again…you can just barely hear that Henry Mancini theme. Cary Grant or David Niven, take your pick.

apnews.com/article/britain-jew Thief swipes $13 million in jewels, handbags and cash from a London mansion

Khurram Wadee ✅mkwadee@mastodon.org.uk
2024-11-17

I’m reading #DonQuixote by #MiguelDeCervantes at the moment and thoroughly enjoying it. Since overhearing a little of it in an audiobook not long ago, I realized that it was not a dry #book at all. There are glimpses of what later authors, like #PGWodehouse and even #TerryPratchett took from it and also characters like #InspectorClouseau show traits of the deluded hero of the book.

#Literature #Art

2024-08-20

CONALD TRUMP ON THE TOPIC OF INTELLIGENCE
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CBS Radio News, this morning in the 8 a.m. Eastern Time broadcast, ran a clip of a Conald Trump interview, talking about why he insulted Kamala Harris's intelligence. He said he thinks Kamala is not intelligent. I am an intelligent person. A lot of people say I am. (Not an exact quote but close.) A lot of people will say anything.

Trump is Inspector Clouseau!

Old Man Trump perfected idiocy long before most voters were born.

We Are Not Going Back!

:

#2024election #2024elections #2024presidentialelection #conaldtrump #convictedfelon #democrats #donaldclouseautrump #donaldhasbeentrump #donaldtrump #donelderly #donelderlytrump #inspectorclouseau #kamalaharris #makeamericabackwardagain #presidentialelection #presidentialelection2024 #project2025 #trump #trumpconvictedfelon #trumpisaconvictedfelon #trumpproject2025 #wearenotgoingback #werenotgoingback

:::

skuaskua
2024-08-16

We're listening to again.

This is very good piano bar music.

, , , , and could all be romancing or subtly working their trade.

And has strong memories of . Says it's from a movie and knows the words.

Closeup of LP showing Side 1 label and stylus end of tone arm.

Always
Loving you always,
Not for just an hour,
but always,

I'll be loving you always

I'll be loving you, always,
With a love that's true.

Not for just an hour, not for just a day, not for just a year,

But always
skuaskua
2024-05-31

@michaelzimmer
Mon Dieu!

Sacre bleu!

was unprepared for this!

Is nothing ?

2022-12-11

I Thought You Said Your Dog Did Not Bite

#dogsofmastodon #photography #InspectorClouseau

I Thought You Said Your Dog Did Not Bite

#dogsofmastodon #photography
2022-05-01

The Pink Panther - Skiing - 1977 Whitman Frame Tray Puzzle #4512F (Western Publishing)

#PinkPanther #TheInspector #InspectorClouseau #SkiLife #Puzzles #FrameTrayPuzzle #WesternPublishing #WinterSports #skiing #puzzle

This is a Frame Tray Puzzle. 

The Pink Panther is central to the image. He is on skis, holding ski poles, wearing mittens and a scarf. He's skiing down hill. 

The Inspector is in the top left of the image and he's looking concerned because the Pink Panther's ski tracks are on both sides of him.

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