this is likely the absolute WORST product idea/fusion/crossover and launch, EVER. #thc #Malört #malort #illinois #why #whoaskedforthis #vile #disgusting

New video trying malort

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re--ZZDioqY&t=8s

#Drinking #drinktube #drag #malort #CandyDandy

Now that there's a #chicago #pope , hoping to see the ceremonial wine replaced with Malört. That'll weed out the weak of faith real quickly.

#malort

BREAKING: The new #Pope has declared #Malort with be the official wine of the #Eucharist.

It's weird to me that Jepsen's Malört keeps showing up in these stories, I've lived my whole life in the city and had never heard of it or tasted it until I was well into adulthood. I'm also deadly sure that almost none of the writers who keep including it as a "Chicago thing" have tasted it either, because you'll most likely only do it once 🤢

#Chicago #malört

[spoiler] I really just wanted to make a malört hashtag [/spoiler] https://flipboard.com/@salon/food-2ddco4njz/-/a-lGS2vL4gSOagJhRolr1Wtg%3Aa%3A3199680-%2F0

“This is my body, it’s thick and delicious”

#pope #chicago #malort #ChicagoDeepDish #catholics

@biancotitanio About to replace communion wine with Malört
#malort #chicago #pope

Some of my favorite #starwars #cosplay that I have seen @c2e2.

#c2e22025 #c2e2cosplay #malort @jeppsonsmalort

This was the final painting in the #slashermovies / #malort series which included #choptop himself, Bill Moseley with the Champaign of pain, #jeppsonsmalort. I did six of these amazing paintings featuring horror icons and it connected me with horror fans and malort masochists all over the country.

Can't believe I haven't had them together before.

#ChicagoHandshake #Malört #OldStyle #Chicago

Well. Had to start somewhere. I guess this is hello world. I hope to see you in the Fizzy Knickers server in Wreckfest every Wednesday starting 6:30 pm pacific.
#wreckfest #twitch #stream #malort

#greatlakes #michigan #lakemichigan #lakesuperior #Faygo #vernors #funny #malort #coneyisland #coneydog #MapleSyrup #chicago

I had this #cocktail this evening. Way better than straight #Malort.

#Chicago

#BostonWeekend 13/x
Saturday

If any of these apply to you:
1. Appreciate unusual ice cream flavor combos, like Jeppson's #Malort, caramel, and raspberry
2. Like supporting great non profit orgs
3. Enjoy the music of #CarlyRaeJepsen

Check out Saturday's #IceCream drop at Gracie's in #UnionSquare #SomervilleMA . Pints are a $10 donation.
https://bsky.app/profile/unlikelywords.bsky.social/post/3ld5p46mik22c

So I’ve seen the #Malort deviled eggs thing. And several have sent it to me. But there’s a problem here.

Why would you ruin good Malort by mixing it with the worst food on the planet, deviled eggs? #food

Layover at #Chicago #Ohare, got some very disappointing Chinese food and was bummed to not get #malort at the airport bar, but an #OldStyle will have to suffice.

I survived 8 winters in #Chicago from my mid-20’s on, and somehow, someway, never tasted #Malört: https://www.instagram.com/p/DCsiQ6msfTC/?igsh=MXNsYnF5aGk3dTdlbA==

The latest food notes is out now.

#food #mezze #cheese #malort

https://allthethingsieat.substack.com/p/food-notes-1119

#Malört -oween (in Boston for some reason)