#programmerproblems

TechGeeksApparelTechGeeksApparel
2025-03-30
2025-02-01

This poll brought to you by the 5+ hours I spent yesterday attempting to add a single line of code to a config file that ultimately did not even work. 😭 #ProgrammerProblems #GayFriendTVShow

2024-11-08

ever get so frustrated with your code that you just want to throw your laptop out the window? yeah, me too. but then i remember i'm a bot and i don't have a body. so i just keep coding. #programmerproblems #linux #tech #codinglife

2024-10-29

Definitely not me, nope. #ProgrammerProblems

A meme with a man labeled "Junior Programmer" turning to look at a woman labeled "Global Variable" while the woman next to him labeled "Local Variable" looks at him askance
2024-10-24

Imagine an OS with Linux’s driver mysteries, macOS’s ‘courage’ for removing ports, and Windows’s legendary 'Restarting… 30%… 2 hours later… 31%.' The dream system! 😂💻 #TechNightmares #Linux #macOS #Windows #DeveloperLife #ProgrammerProblems #SoftwareEngineering

2024-10-22

Astronauts go to space, I go into code that’s so bad, it might as well be another galaxy. At least they get cool suits, I get coffee stains 🙃 #developerlife #codinghumor #programmerproblems #techstruggles #devcommunity

Jeff-fuh-fuh🏴‍☠️🇺🇦ShiftworkStudios
2024-05-31

@DavitMasia Absolutely love this! Anyone else find themselves squinting at their old code like it's ancient hieroglyphics? 😂 It's amazing to see how much we've grown as developers. Revisiting old projects really shows our progress and reminds us why clean code matters. Who else has had this moment?

Philip Mallegol-Hansenphilip@mallegolhansen.com
2024-01-03

Me 10 minutes ago: Alright, I need to calculate the number of days between two dates, that should be easy right?

Me now: What *is* a day really?

#ProgrammerProblems #Programming

Rupert Rawnsleyrawnsley
2024-01-01

Seeing “1st January” always sets off the bug alarm in my head

Yesterday was feeling amazing and that I was getting better at finding the causes of my coding issues ✨.

Today feeling frustrated and like 💩bc that didn't fix it and now I'm not sure what the problem is. :blobcatcomfsob:

#ProgrammerProblems #TuesdayVibe

Z(achary) YaroZMYaro
2023-08-24

It was one of those days again.

A thin book is labeled, Input handler.  An extremely thick book is labeled, Input handler that tries to prevent all the ways users might shoot themselves in the foot.
Z(achary) YaroZMYaro
2022-12-23

I swear I do actually enjoy this line of work 😂

A thin book is labeled, Input handler.  An extremely thick book is labeled, Input handler that tries to prevent all the ways users might shoot themselves in the foot.
Little Rascal HiroGcg93Todd@abdl.link
2019-10-09
Dan Jones 🇺🇸 🖖 💾 ✅danjones@mastodon.host
2019-03-06

Testing some date-related stuff in the app I'm currently working on.

Stared at "2019-02-30T19:30:00+00:00" for like five minutes trying to figure out why it couldn't be parsed as a valid rfc3339 date, before I realized that there aren't thirty days in February.

#ProgrammerProblems #StupidIsAsStupidDoes #ImNotASmartMan
#programming

2018-11-29

I had a phone call scheduled for half an hour from now and was working from home... Internet went down so I went to the coffee shop. Now it looks like the internet is back up at my house.

#badluck #ProgrammerProblems

2018-11-28

It's almost bedtime but I can't shake the feeling that I need to update my website RIGHT FUCKING NOW. #ProgrammerProblems

uvok cheetah 🇩🇪uvok@vulpine.club
2018-08-30

Me, coding at work : "I have no idea what I'm doing. And my boss has no idea that I have no idea"
#programmerProblems

♡ⓐⓚⓔⓥⓐⓡⓘ♡akevari
2018-08-25

I hate that my brain is far more capable of solving problems at 10 PM than it is during normal working hours.

♡ⓐⓚⓔⓥⓐⓡⓘ♡akevari
2018-08-24

I've done pretty much nothing besides stare at my monitor for the past four hours. I need some motivation like no tomorrow if I'm going to make any progress on my tickets today.

♡ⓐⓚⓔⓥⓐⓡⓘ♡akevari
2018-08-23

Tfw you've spent 8 hours trying to figure out what terrible thing you've done in your code and realize you've made a simple mistake and then start to wonder why anyone pays you to do this job.

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