Hello, my name is Galadriel and I'm a Rancor. You might have heard the appellation "monster" added to that in the past but this is vicious bigotry and stereotyping, and our court case against Msr Lucas is in the preliminary stages. We're adorable, really. Yes, we eat people but you eat cows so tell me how we're different. Oh, you're "sentient"? Your reality TV and voting habits suggest otherwise.
My typing is excellent because we have two thumbs per hand. Expect to hear more from me going forwards.
Contrary to popular belief, Gamorreans taste more like rhubarb than bacon. Yecch.
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