It's fucking ridiculous that recruiters kinda expect you to write a CV _specifically_ for THEIR dev role, along side a literal fucking cover letter.
Why the fuck ask for a cover letter if you want a tailored CV?! Jesus christ. Like its not enough that I'm wasting hours of my time writing the perfect cover letter to spoon feed you reasons why I'll be your perfect burnout victim, you also want me to tailor my CV for you too. #RecruitingHell #programming
The only bright side to that job rejection was that: the CEO never responded to ANY of my requests for disability adaptions before the interview. But he *did* respond to my request for feedback. Indicating that he clearly was reading the messages, he just didn't care about #disability #RecruitingHell
Random software development #jobsearch #recruitinghell moment:
"Do you have 5+ yrs of experience, including 2+ yrs at top-tier companies (e.g., Google)?"
Why yes! Now, *all* of the companies I've worked at were like 2-5 employees and a boss. *But,* but but *but* - if you ask the bosses, those companies *absolutely* were top tier! With great ambitions in the industry! Are you telling me they were *lying* to us? I'm having an existential crisis here! Is the society built on lies? Aaaa!
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Doing IT job applications again.
Guh, *SO* many on-site job listings these days.
I've not worked a day in office since the pandemic, everything worked fine in remote setting, I've not met a single software developer who actually wants to go back to office... So what's up with the "on-site" software development job listings?
Also yet another day sending dev job applications. *sit down* *drink coffee* *open linkedin* Aaaaand there's the first "100% remote job (onsite)". I'm going to need lots of coffee #recruitinghell
(A random spoof of #LinkedIn motivational posters:)
I know I should be busy in LinkedIn jobs section, looking for the job of my dreams. The next hustle. The next grind.
But then I accidentally clicked on the Visual Studio Code window, and started implementing "one little feature" in my #Python app. And suddenly my kanban is filled with new cards. I didn't even know I had a kanban. ...And that's where I've been these last few days.
This is how you get real gains in life! You become an #opensource dev making extra turbo niche rubbish.
Today I saw a role on Indeed.com:
Pay: $40,000 per month ($480k)
Salary: $400,000 per year (-$80k)
Rate: $750/day (-$285 @$195k)
What’s the betting that the offer would be around $80k 🤣
Browsing job adverts again.
"100% REMOTE JOB!" "(On-site)"
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I can't handle this, I need more coffee
amazing #recruitinghell situation I experienced this morning. He's not some rando either, we've been professionally connected for at least four years.
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Random IT/softwaredev job search #recruitinghell thing:
"Oh yeah, we're posting a #LinkedIn Easy Apply job posting. Yeah!
...and ask the applicant to complete a full survey. Annnnd a 'little' exercise. I mean, what's *more* Easy than this?"
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If HR departments could limit sending me rejections during weekdays and not schedule them for weekends and Friday evenings, it would be swell.
Like I'm already getting rejected for a job I'm qualified for for the 489270th time, you don't need to ruin my weekends on top of that as well
WTAH? Are they serious with this ish?
"Location: Remote (candidate will be required to attend onsite meetings and presentations on select days throughout the month at clients site at your own expense."
OK, sending another job application.
"How were your math and native language skills at high school? Top X% of school? Maybe even Top X% of the region? This is a mandatory question so it's very important for us to know this."
"Um, I think the individual course scores were deemed private information. National final exam / matriculation scores may have been public information. I didn't really think how well I ranked compared to the others. What do you expect me to do, go to the national statistics center and do some math crunching? Like, now? Right here? Dude."
Ahhhh, the time when I have to send job applications again. Let's see what's up.
"Location: Finland. Type: Remote."
(Good good good)
"We're looking for Finnish language engineers..."
(OK, weird thing to spot when browsing software engineer jobs)
"AI language engineers for natural language processing"
(OK, two things: I'm not qualified, and I don't really want anything to do with AI either)
"This is an onsite position in Barcelona"
(...Oh, so that was not only a lie, but a double lie!)
Small business owners constantly whine about their situation, but I bet I'd prefer it over dealing with #recruitinghell
The reason why competitive salaries are written in job advertisements is because the most important thing is not to win, but to participate #recruiting #recruitinghell #recruitingtheinnocent #humor
Oh fuck my life.... I'm so desperate for work, I just did a "job interview" with a chatbot.... was basically just generic screening questions, you would normally just fill in on a form or in an email, but instead it was a chatbot with a fake profile picture.
Teaching sand to think was a mistake, I swear...
Job hunting in 2024 is cursed, it sucks, and I really am sick of this. I'm so frustrated at *ALL* of this, it's hard to keep from just starting to cry from how much of a mess this is now.
Oh thanks for emailing me a rejection... 90 days after applying. I *totally* remembed that I had even applied after 1/4 of the year passed. /sarcasm
IT #jobsearch #recruitinghell:
Recruiter: "We are looking for people for #AI Front End Development / User Interface Design positions."
Me: "OK so how are those positions different from *regular* Front End Development / User Interface Design positions? It doesn't *sound* like I need any additional training etc?"
Recruiter: "Hell if I know. It's an AI company, they're doing AI things. It's a big thing, you know."
