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I can’t get no satisfaction

Schrödinger could never tell if his girlfriend was satisfied or not.

#AucklandComedy #Comedy #NZComedy #satisfied #Schrödinger

Julia & a cat look out from the screen with expressions of surprise. Above their heads is a speech balloon containing 3 explanation marks. Text: Schrödinger could never tell if his girlfriend was satisfied or not.

🌈 Dopo un secolo, finalmente la teoria dei colori di Schrödinger trova il suo completamento. Il mondo a colori non è mai stato così affascinante! #Schrödinger #ColorTheoryComplete

🔗 https://www.tomshw.it/scienze/la-teoria-dei-colori-di-schrodinger-completata-2026-02-24

🎨 Finalmente, dopo un secolo, la teoria dei colori di Schrödinger si completa! Un viaggio nel colore e la fisica come mai prima. #Schrödinger #TeoriaColoriCompleta

🔗 https://www.tomshw.it/scienze/la-teoria-dei-colori-di-schrodinger-completata-2026-02-24

🐈‍⬛ Senyor Schrödinger, tinc una notícia bona i una altra de dolenta sobre el seu gat❗❗❗

🗓️ 🐈‍⬛ Avui, se celebra el Dia Internacional del Gat❗❗❗

#DiadelGat #efemèride #efemèrides #taldiacomavui #DiaMundialdelGat #DiaInternacionaldelGat
#Schrödinger #gatdeSchrödinger #elgatdeSchrödinger

About how they searched for #Zelensky in #Epstein's files, but instead they found a cat that turned out to be pregnant by the pervert #Schrödinger https://social.kyiv.dcomm.net.ua/@zoogger/116088071164773100

Вкинули дезу про те, що у так званих файлах #Epstein, #Zelensky — торговець людьми і постачальник "живого товару" тому ж таки Епштейну. Але насправді, Зеленського можна знайти лише у файлах #Einstein, де він фігурує в якості кота #Schrödinger і є обґрунтована підозра, що це він і є Епштейн, а людина, яку, замість нього, ув'язнили за сексуальні злочини і вбили у в'язниці, аби він не розкрив особистість українського президента, звичайний бомж, який незаконно вдерся на чужий острів, а потім (...)

#Schrödinger

@UschiAachen solange du nicht zur Packstation gehst/fährst, ist es wohl eher eine Art „#Schrödinger|s Sandwichmaker“.

⬆️ @oldrawgabbit

The man must be #Schrödinger himself

Physicists push thousands of atoms to a 'Schrödinger's cat' state — bringing the quantum world closer to reality than ever before

“Nobody wants to think about a dead cat — so why is #Schrödinger's thought experiment so enduring in #physics? In part, it's because superposition reveals a stark break in our understanding of the universe.

Decades of experiments show that tiny particles follow one set of rules (#quantummechanics), while larger structures, such as stars, galaxies and — yes — house cats, follow another (#Einstein's relativity)”

https://www.livescience.com/physics-mathematics/quantum-physics/physicists-push-thousands-of-atoms-to-a-schrodingers-cat-state-bringing-the-quantum-world-closer-to-reality-than-ever-before

Text Shot: In a new study, researchers observed nanoparticles of 7,000 sodium atoms acting as a cohesive wave, pushing the strange world of quantum mechanics to new limits. Building on this research, future experiments could finally put biological molecules into a quantum state, opening up new ways to investigate their physical properties.

In the experiment, the team produced a beam of sodium nanoparticles and aimed it at a narrow slit. Their results, published Jan. 21 in the journal Nature, show that the sodium nanoparticles spread out to produce an interference pattern, exhibiting the strange quantum behavior known as wave-particle duality. These sodium nanoparticles have now collectively set the record for the most macroscopic objects to be observed in a quantum superposition

Schrödingers Telekommunikation
#schrodinger

Schrödinger’s Cat is the most misunderstood meme in physics.
Pop-science says: “The cat is both alive and dead.”
Schrödinger said: “That’s absurd!” (He called it a 'burlesque case').
He created the experiment to prove quantum mechanics was incomplete, not to celebrate "weirdness." If a theory suggests a cat is smeared between life and death, it's missing a piece of reality.
Stop the mysticism. Schrödinger wanted a better map of the real world.
#Physics #Science #schrodinger

It's both good news and bad news until she actually tells him.

#cartoons #humour #Schrodinger

"Supersized" Schrödinger's cat:
#schrodinger #cat #entanglement #superposition #quantumphysics #research #science
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https://www.nature.com/articles/d41586-026-00177-9

Full members (voting) of the Unicode Consortium (2026-01-25): Adobe, Airbnb, Amazon, Apple, Google, Meta, Microsoft, Translated.

🔗 https://home.unicode.org/membership/members/

Salesforce is gone, once again... on and off and on and off...

Some avatar of #Schrödinger's cat, perhaps?

#Unicode #Members

Full members (voting) of the Unicode Consortium (2026-01-25): Adobe, Airbnb, Amazon, Apple, Google, Meta, Microsoft, Translated.

Das klingt doch nach einem lustigen Ansatz für ein Game!

Der Plot: "Der Mond ist verschwunden. Warum? Weil unsere Spielfigur vergessen hat, ihn anzusehen." Der BR-Kollege hat sich das Spiel "Cassette Boy" näher angesehen.

#Gaming #Quantenphysik #Schrödinger #Games #Cassette_boy

https://www.br.de/nachrichten/kultur/eine-frage-der-perspektive-dieses-game-ist-pure-philosophie,V8HTxqx