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argv minus oneargv_minus_one@mastodon.sdf.org
2025-07-08

I know “macroman” is supposed to mean “Mac Roman” (as in the character encoding), but I keep wanting to read it as “Macro Man”. It's more heroic that way (especially if you're a C programmer).

#retrocomputing #macintosh #programming #shitpost

Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-08

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from July 6, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweet Oct 3, 2014 9:28AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/518029710434258944 ------------- Transcript: • Everyone Giving Me Shit Over The Teen Things I Said Is Mad Because Im Able To Consistently Put Up The Good Opinions Before Them &Get The Rts The image presents a lively scene of a gathering of people, with some wearing ties. In the foreground, a man is holding a microphone, seemingly in the middle of giving a speech or presenting some idea. The crowd surrounding the man appears to be listening attentively to his words, indicating a sense of engagement and interest.
Aby--not fast, just furiousaby@aus.social
2025-07-08

Is it too much to send a "boo, you whore" Mean Girls gif to Arnott's Biscuits in response to them refusing to bring back Honey Jumbles?

It's too much, isn't it?

..or is it?

#MeanGirls #ShitPost

Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-08

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from July 5, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweet Jul 27, 2019 1:23PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1155166798708219904 ------------- Transcript: • Its Impossible For Me To Respect Someone Who Is Wearing An Arm Cast. Uyou Look Like A Mummy From Egypt. Remove It The image is a page from a comic book, featuring a humorous depiction of a man smoking a pipe in an Egyptian-style costume. The man is wearing glasses and appears to be in a relaxed position. The comic book has a unique yellow background, which adds a vibrant touch to the overall scene. The panel includes the man's profile, which features his name, Joe Station, and the title of the panel, "Remembering B-B Eyes: Its impossible for me to respect someone who is wearing an arm cast. You look like a mummy from Egypt, remove it." This panel humorously discusses the challenges of living with a severe arm injury. The comic book also features a graphic of the man smoking the pipe, and there's a date and time of the comic's release in the bottom right corner, indicated as "7/8/2011 4:08pm".
Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-08

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from July 4, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweets Oct 25, 2014 4:03PM Aug 3, 2014 7:18PM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/526101702186139648 https://twitter.com/dril/status/496072540482453504 ------------- Transcript: • I Wish I Had My Baby Teeth Back. Those Were The Good 90S Teeth • I Think Police Should Get Extensive Background Checks So That I Can Hire All Fo The Most Insane, Mentally Ill Cops As My Personal Bodyguards In the cartoon, Joe Station and Mike Curtis are shown talking. Joe Station is located in the left side of the image, and Mike Curtis is positioned to his right. The characters appear to be having a conversation. Around them, there are several elements that make the scene lively. A car and a truck can be seen in the background, possibly suggesting that they are having a casual conversation outside. Additionally, there is a bench in the background, and a person is sitting near the edge of the image. A tie is also visible in the scene, indicating that the setting might be a professional environment.
Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-08

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from July 2, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweet Jan 14, 2012 1:31PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/158239804084064257 ------------- Transcript: • #Mcgruff Tip #39: Dont Literally Take A Bite Out Of Crime. Its An Intangible Concept Used To Classify Human Behavior & Its Absolutely Filthy The image shows a comic strip that portrays a man and a woman sitting at a desk. The man, wearing a suit and tie, is engaged in a conversation with the woman, who is wearing a red outfit. They are both seated at a desk with a pile of papers in front of them. The cartoon style of the comic strip gives it a humorous and exaggerated feel. The image also contains some text elements, such as the words "Cannibug" and "MMA/DRILLTRACY", possibly referencing characters or stories within the comic strip.
Amber :neodog_evil_3c:puppygirlhornypost2@transfem.social
2025-07-07

it's the 5g and covid vaccine they made me gay and a woman

#shitpost

anime woman looking at the mirror captioned "No mom I am not taking hormones it's the 5G towers I swear"
Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-07

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from June 28, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweet Nov 4, 2014 12:59PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/529679243060719616 ------------- Transcript: • I Think It Is Good To Vote, Unless It Is Inconvenient, Or Boring To Do So. Then It Might Be Very Bad. I'm Sorry For Doing Politics Om Here. The image is a vibrant comic strip featuring three characters: a man in a suit and tie, a woman with a blonde ponytail, and another man with a mustache wearing a green hat. The man in the suit and tie is standing on the left, the woman with the ponytail is standing on the right, and the man with the mustache is standing on the right. They are positioned against a yellow background, which complements the overall color scheme of the comic strip. The comic strip is set in a room filled with various objects, and there are three speech bubbles above the characters' heads, with the text "I think it is good to vote, unless it is inconvenient, or boring to do so, then it might be very bad. I'm sorry for doing politics on here, crap."
Maypop the Dragonmaypop_neocities@wetdry.world
2025-07-07

guys what is up with this textbook /joke

#shitpost #memes #linux

A photo of a computer screen displaying a read-along script for a video. Under the "Linux Host Security 00:00-00:47" heading, it says "The Linux operating system is I'd just like to interject for a moment. What you are referring to as 'Linux', is in fact, GNU/Linux..."
Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-07

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from June 25, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweet Sep 30, 2012 3:00PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/252482969795706880 ------------- Transcript: • U Have Been Brought Into Court On The Charge That U Must Lick And Suck On My Cop Boots Mother Fucker - Note: The Judge Is Also Wearing Boots A comic strip features a man and a woman with a cat, both wearing ties. They are having a discussion about a woman who is not present in the scene. The man on the left side is wearing glasses and a blue suit, while the woman on the right side is wearing a yellow hat and a white shirt. They are sitting in a chair, with a man wearing a yellow hat sitting behind the woman. The comic strip is accompanied by the caption "Con Date: June 25, 2011, via Twitter 30.5PM".
Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-07

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from June 24, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweets Jul 31, 2014 8:00PM Aug 11, 2014 12:23AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/494996171438309377 https://twitter.com/dril/status/498686135863095296 ------------- Transcript: • Thje Opening Riff Of "Life In The Fast Lane" Repeats Over And Over Forever While Me And The Boys Shoot At A Septic Tank With Airsoft Rifles • Let's Be Real. They Should Mkae A Less Ignorant Version Of The Teen Choice Awards, And I Should Win One Of Them For Coming Up With The Idea. A comic strip features a man holding a gun and aiming it towards another man who is submerged in a pool. The comic also includes text elements, such as awards and the names of the boys involved in the scene.
Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-07

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from June 23, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweet Nov 24, 2020 8:01PM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1331387486602293249 ------------- Transcript: • When The Dow Hits 30000 It Means You Get $30000 Every Time Th E Libor Scandal Happens , So, A Lot Of People Will Be Thinking Thats Good The image features an illustrated cartoon cartoon of a man with a red hat and a black bandana, holding a large barbed wire and looking suspiciously at the viewer. The man is wearing a brown shirt and red pants, giving him a unique appearance. In the image, there is also text that reads "When the Dow hits 3000 it means you get $300000 every time thE Libor rate increases, so a lot of people will be thinking that's good." This statement could be interpreted as an opinion about the stock market or its effects on individuals.
Zelda 🎀 TheZeldaZone🏳️‍⚧️🎮TheZeldaZone
2025-07-07

Nicea the Princess to invite us over for a Picnic, EY Luigi?

Maypop the Dragonmaypop_neocities@wetdry.world
2025-07-07

#madfop (make america decent for once plz)

madfop (:neofox_angry:)

#shitpost #bitchingandwhining

Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-07

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from June 22, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweets Oct 21, 2014 5:40PM Oct 30, 2014 3:22AM ------------- Urls https://twitter.com/dril/status/524676503989391360 https://twitter.com/dril/status/527722179824463873 ------------- Transcript: • Which Film Or Work Of Art Rujined My Life The Most. Im Going To Have To Say Men And Black 2. • Im Sorry For Doing Jokes About The Blue Checkmark. I Need It Very Badly To Protect Myself From Villains Right Now The image features a cartoon comic strip, likely of the Andy Kaufman style, which is a type of comic strip. The central characters in the strip are a man and a woman, both of whom are holding a large blue object that seems to be the focal point of their conversation. They are positioned in front of a TV screen, with a laptop computer visible on the left side of the image. The background of the comic strip adds depth to the scene, with the text "A rather dull sequence on the 'scarlet sting' film has suddenly become exciting!" appearing in the top portion of the image.
RoundSparrow 🐦RoundSparrow
2025-07-07



- you think women are all "shit", and that women speaking are "shit communicating" - Brooke? values, self-hate self-dehumanize values.

Dril Tracy 🕵️DrilTracy@masto.ai
2025-07-07

#DickTracy #dril #bot #shitpost

Original Dicktracy comic from June 20, 2011 ------------- Dril Tweet Nov 12, 2020 6:32AM ------------- Url https://twitter.com/dril/status/1326835237016412160 ------------- Transcript: • Getting The Daily Presidential Briefing And Its Just Shit Like "We Banned Weed Because It Makes People Too Smart" And "Mozart Smoked Weed" The image is a vibrant and colorful comic book poster depicting a blonde woman in a yellow dress with a black mask, holding a sword and pointing it towards a speech bubble. The speech bubble contains a line of dialogue suggesting a discussion about getting the daily presidential candidate in a position to ban weed. The poster also features a website for Masto AI, a company specializing in gorilla intelligence, and a Twitter account with the dates of June 20, 2011 and November 12, 2020.
elfyelfy@chaos.social
2025-07-07

OH: KinkedIn — your social network for business kinks: join if you're loathing useless meeting torture, humiliating ChatGPT output posts, all kinks related to social awkwardness and "being a family" at your workplace, agile masochism routines, whipping people back to the office building, getting slapped by sprint goals, velocity and burn-down charts, getting yelled at because pushing half-finished features into production and many more!

We've got you covered!

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DePaelzerBuDePaelzerBu@pfalz.social
2025-07-07

Spanischer Besucher mit leicht verstimmtem Magen?

Ibero-Gast.

#Shitpost

SmoggycargoSmoggycargo
2025-07-07

Rahhhhh I should be using this app more but I can’t get into the habit of it and idk how to gain more of a following especially bc I seem to be more mentally ill than a vast majority of this place fnfrhwjsjfjjfjwjwfhfjdjshsjdidd *throws art at u ppl ig* (kinda)

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