#smbccomics

Steam Powered Frisbee 🥏SPF@hear-me.social
2025-09-20

Mastodon, rejoice! Unto us is revealed a new shibboleth for pedantic people:

smbc-comics.com/comic/nuke

This reminds me of screw caps on wine bottles. They were never trashy - they were better than corks the whole time

#pedantry #etymology #smbc #smbccomics #englishpronunciation

Shawn K. O'Sheab00ga@infosec.exchange
2025-07-08

This also works as a magic-potions-shopkeeper D&D joke:
smbc-comics.com/comic/crystals
#smbccomics @zachweinersmith.bsky.social

alice 🪞♥️ 🎩🐇aliceamour@beige.party
2025-04-26
शून्यताwigalois@dresden.network
2025-02-24

The internet in its original concept was great. Unfortunately it wasn’t shaped around profit, so it was quickly remodelled. (nat) #SMBCcomics #Tamagotchi #Grunge #Internet

Comic from smbc-comics

Wacky 90s Fads!

* Wide-leg jeans
* Grunge music
* belief that universal internet access will decrease ignorance while advancing democracy
* Tamagotchi
2025-01-20

Darn you, Zefram Cochrane! #smbccomics #zachweinersmith #startrek

The major downside to the post-scarcity Utopia is how everyone goes to Hell.
2024-06-07

"This universe is left as an exercise for the reader." #smbccomics

smbc-comics.com/comic/simple

2024-03-01

Imperialist social democracy is good for some, bad for many. Many in the global north are blind to the fact that our good life comes at the expense of the global south.

#Capitalism #Imperialism #Colonialism #NeoColonialism #SocialDemocracy #SMBC #SMBCComics

Cropped singular pane from a recent SMBC comic strip. Pictured is an oppressively dim bedroom, in which a person is on their knees praying by the bed. A god-like speech bubble says: "And because they're so good at happiness it easily counterbalances your suffering."
2023-11-07

Jos nautit tästä ratkaisusta ilmastonmuutokseen, niin aiemmat BAhFestit löytyvät youtubesta. Sieltä selviää mm. että eläinten unimäärä korreloi niiden itseinhoon. Ja Oreo keksien täytteen määrän kasvaessa eksponentiaalisesti yksi Oreo ratkaisee muutaman kymmenen vuoden kuluttua maailman nälänhädän ja hetkeä myöhemmin täyttää koko universumin.

smbc-comics.com/comic/bah-4

#Smbc #SmbcComics #Bahfest #matematiikka #topologia #nörttivitsit #ilmastonmuutos

2023-10-13

#Batman wonders what the REAL solution to modern problems is. And Alfred knows the answer: #politics!

#SMBCComics
instagram.com/p/CyTtu5zOMdj/?i

Screenshot of #Instagram. First panel is Batman looking somber, asking "Alfred, am I just making everything worse?"
Alfred, holding a tray with a small glass answers "Sir?"
It's the first panel of 8. Rest in link
:ffxivmsq_comp: Efertone :verifiedtrans:efertone@slippy.xyz
2023-10-10

I love it, I love this one soooo much.

By what means do they mean many meanings? I mean! There's no mean means to get a mean of meanings! Meanings meander! It's mean!
Source: https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/mean

#comic #smbccomics

caption: me, learning about homonyms in another language.
Image: an angry person holding a tablet saying:
By what means do they mean many meanings? I mean! There's no mean means to get a mean of meanings! Meanings meander! It's mean!
Grimpen Margrimpen@mstdn.ca
2023-08-19

As the cost of living rises, the latest SMBC makes me sad that enjoying a juicy (vegan) burger is so much more expensive than a beef burger. They *should* be cheaper in theory, and the cheapskates like me would probably chow down on cheap Vegan burgers perfectly happily.

smbc-comics.com/comic/protein

#SMBC #smbccomics #smbccomic

xro [39C3📞2976]xro@chaos.social
2023-06-30

smbc-comics.com/comics/1687800

Are pensioners really a valid model for a #UBI society as #smbccomics suggests?

Or are there other factors, like work/university/HS/MS culture or a need to prove oneself to the world, that would keep science and engineering spinning?

Are pensioners actually significantly less able to work, or are they just fed up with working for others?

How many pensioners work for the public good vs how many exclusively tend to family when not consuming entertainment?

Discuss?! 😅

KenBallwegkballweg
2023-06-11
2023-05-27

Today's #smbccomics is #MattLevine's "Theory 2" of banking made manifest!

smbc-comics.com/comic/moat

"In Theory 2, bank deposits are actually long-term, because the banks have enduring relationships with their customers and their customers are unlikely to leave," [because of the moat of fire]

R. L. Dane :debian: :openbsd:RL_Dane@fosstodon.org
2023-05-18

@norb

@ZachWeinersmith

Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow.

That hurts me right in my existence. 😂

#smbc #smbccomics

2023-05-15

I'm pretty sure @ZachWeinersmith wrote this one about me specifically 😂​

smbc-comics.com/comic/gifted

#SMBC #SMBCComics

4 panel web comic.  First panel, mom says "Good news Bobby!  According to these test results you're gifted!"

Second panel, Bobby says "Wow! How Gifted?"

Third Panel, Mom says "You're in this blue region here:"

Fourth panel depicts a bell curve, the left section is red and labelled "below average", the middle region is yellow and labelled "average", the third region is blue and is labelled "keen, lifelong awareness of own deficiencies", the last section is green and labelled "excellence"

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