#srsly

Jérémie Zimmermann🎶💗🧀🫖5946jz@mamot.fr
2025-02-27

@Khrys

relisons calmement:

"When you upload or input information through Firefox, you hereby grant us a nonexclusive, royalty-free, worldwide license to use that information [...] (broadest destination)"

!!!!!!!!

j'ai dit cal.me.ment!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

"WHEN YOU UPLOAD OR INPUT INFORMATION THROUGH FIREFOX, YOU HEREBY GRANT US A NONEXCLUSIVE, ROYALTY-FREE, WORLDWIDE LICENSE TO USE THAT INFORMATION [...] (broadest destination)"

!!!!!!!####!!!1!!!!!!3#!!!!!!!!111

#FireFox #SRSLY

2012-07-27

So you can download and install Nest, but then this happens. #srsly #wat

2015-01-22

E.g. to detect if the potential drop contains files, need to check if the `event.dataTransfer.types` array contains a `Files` string #srsly

2016-05-23

Was going to get a new office Mac mini but Apple hasn’t updated them in TWO YEARS. #lol #getonit #srsly

Ash_CrowAsh_Crow
2024-11-03

qui vont dans la zone calme pour... avoir une conversation au téléphone en mode haut-parleur.

you╭👺+300╭🐈x5╭⁂+3╭(Ⓐ+aunspeaker
2024-09-08

not even kidding about the

github.com/rust-lang/rust/issu dates from 2014

as do my intentions to write this program, come to think of it

2024-08-23

I have a usb stick as a reader for several sd sizes.
I KNOW I have one, if not TWO of those (though I loaned one out and am not sure if it's back yet.)

Cannot for the life of me find it. But I want to set up my shiny new
#raspberrypi, so I check all my old hardware until I find a netbook with an internal reader. Fine. That works too.

...you know what happens next, right?
2 Minutes after I finished installing the raspi at its new home, I found the usb stick.
🤦‍♂️
In exactly the place I have been looking thrice already.
🤨

#srsly?? #SchroedingersTool

2024-07-25

@hpower @Jackobli Meine Standardreaktion ist mittlerweile zu fast allem: #srsly #wtf 😡

Ash_CrowAsh_Crow
2024-06-23

Wikipédia : "Le contrevent sur enrouleur, appelé parfois à tort volet roulant¹, [...]"

La source : dit juste que "contrevent" est un synonyme de "volet" (et date de quelques décennies)

(Et pendant ce temps rechercher "contrevent sur enrouleur" dans Google Produits ou dans DuckDuckGo Shopping ne renvoie pas de volets roulants)

Andreas S. :verified_paw:slowbiex@beige.party
2024-06-06

Back in 1998 when Microsoft had their own writable CDs to hand out pirated software.
#srsly #mine

a CD with a printed Microsoft logo and „Confidential“ but also handwritten „for Andreas“ and „Visual Basic 4.0 Pro“
Klaus Alexander Seistrupkas@magnetic-ink.dk
2024-04-16
»Branden har fået så godt fat, at spiret, der ellers skulle beskytte bygningen mod ild, ikke har kunnet holde sig oprejst.«

»Spiret skulle vogte huset mod fjendeslag og ildebrande«

#SRSLY? Hvordan har den beskyttelse virket, andet end symbolsk?

Der er ellers et meget godt videoklip i toppen af den super­korte artikel:

https://www.dr.dk/nyheder/indland/det-ikoniske-spir-paa-boersen-kollapser

#Børsen
#København 🇩🇰
@infosec_jcp 🐈🃏 done differentlyinfosec_jcp@infosec.exchange
2024-03-31

Here is my *shocked face* for the

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╰( ・ ᗜ ・ )➝ ☣️☣️☣️☣️ >.<

today at #Meta

#RTDNA #news #infosec #SSM

Thank #Technology #Reporters ! ✓

#fediverse#SRSLY

Watch this link 👇
duckduckgo.com/?q=Meta+malware

UwU probably won't be disappoint. 🎯

Here is my *shocked face* for the


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╰( ・ ᗜ ・ )➝ ☣️☣️☣️☣️        >.<

today at #Meta

#RTDNA #news #infosec #SSM™

Thank #Technology #Reporters ! ✓

#fediverse ✓ #SRSLY ✓

Watch this link 👇
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Meta+malware

UwU probably won't be disappoint. 🎯Here is my *shocked face* for the


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           ||
     ¯\_  _/¯
           ||
        ../  \..

╰( ・ ᗜ ・ )➝ ☣️☣️☣️☣️        >.<

today at #Meta

#RTDNA #news #infosec #SSM™

Thank #Technology #Reporters ! ✓

#fediverse ✓ #SRSLY ✓

Watch this link 👇
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Meta+malware

UwU probably won't be disappoint. 🎯Here is my *shocked face* for the


      .\  &  / .
           ||
     ¯\_  _/¯
           ||
        ../  \..

╰( ・ ᗜ ・ )➝ ☣️☣️☣️☣️        >.<

today at #Meta

#RTDNA #news #infosec #SSM™

Thank #Technology #Reporters ! ✓

#fediverse ✓ #SRSLY ✓

Watch this link 👇
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Meta+malware

UwU probably won't be disappoint. 🎯Here is my *shocked face* for the


      .\  &  / .
           ||
     ¯\_  _/¯
           ||
        ../  \..

╰( ・ ᗜ ・ )➝ ☣️☣️☣️☣️        >.<

today at #Meta

#RTDNA #news #infosec #SSM™

Thank #Technology #Reporters ! ✓

#fediverse ✓ #SRSLY ✓

Watch this link 👇
https://duckduckgo.com/?q=Meta+malware

UwU probably won't be disappoint. 🎯
hackbyte (friendica) 13HB1hackbyte@friendica.utzer.de
2023-06-20

Never ever even think about asking me why or for what reason or anything else... just............

Phantom of the Floppera

youtu.be/dmoDLyiQYKw
redirect.invidious.io/dmoDLyiQ…

#Phantom #Of #The #Floppera - #Floppotron #RandomShit #Srsly ;)

John Abbe (aka Slow)slowenough
2023-06-09

@qdot For starters, I'd definitely watch that Black Mirror episode. :-)

More , looking at how technology is "sold" to people and used & abused today, the bulk of my concerns about dystopian future outcomes come not from (or ) technologies in & of themselves, as much as the thought that Apple or Microsoft or other monopolists / oligopolists will be allowed - again - to be the central decision-makers of how new technologies are developed, marketed, maintained, and so on.

Ronah's ARP :verified_paw: :donor:RonahsArk@infosec.exchange
2023-05-17

Hey guys, instead of playing around with you infosec twig and berries, maybe do something about THIS?

accessnow.org/press-release/sp

#notshitposting
#srsbsns
#srsly

Brendan Francis O'ConnorUssjoin@cloudisland.nz
2023-03-20

Because apparently there weren’t enough people mad at me on the Internet, I made a proposal that QRZ stop calling its “contacted of a bunch of countries” awards “Master of CONTINENT.” forums.qrz.com/index.php?threa

Since the 80m SSB crowd has already jumped in, can I get some support from the not-overtly-racist crowd? #hamradio #qrz #srsly

2023-01-28

OK, I haven't shared a lot from other social platforms, but this just takes the cake. Now and then I see something that makes me say: #srsly

them.us/story/north-dakota-pro

2022-12-29

Och, #wdr "Die 90er-Hits von Matthias Reim bis Guns'n'Roses" - #srsly?

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