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We are looking for more songs to put in Holiday rotation. Weird or Funny preferred. Parodies or originals. Reply here or https://funhouseradio.com/song/ do your worst!!! #christmas #hanukkah #krampus #festivus #newyear #yule #kwanza #winter #snow #boxingday #grinch #stnick #holiday #santa #songs #recommendations

3 gnomes done. Had planned on 4 for feast of St Nick, which is Saturday. The knitting in front is the last one, so there's a good chance it'll be done. These are all by Sarah Schira who gives construction tips so these can be played with.

#StNick

Photo taken inside during the day of a wooden table top with various items in the background, including a wooden butterfly box and a sewing machine. The 3 gnomes mentioned sit in an arc from the table top at lower left to a white blocking board with blue lines in the middle of the photo. There is some green, burnt orange, and white knitting on a circular needle in front of them, the skein on the blocking board to the left. A brown ceramic mug with a red fox sits on a wooden coaster in the lower left with multi-coloured crane shaped embroidery scissors and a large darning needle. Natural light comes across the scene from the right.

I'm looking for songs to put in Holiday rotation. Weird or Funny preferred. Parodies or originals. Reply here or https://funhouseradio.com/song/ do your worst!!! #christmas #hanukkah #krampus #festivus #newyear #yule #kwanza #winter #snow #boxingday #grinch #stnick #holiday

Pulling out my wreath to lay at Santa's headstone. #stnick #santaclaus #rip #otd

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Shoes are empty this morning. Got a text that St Nick's not showing up until sometime between 6:30pm & 7:30pm. Probably out getting legless with Krampus last night rather than showing up for work. Bastard #StNick

Inside, day, natural light. In the upper part of the photo, a black labradoodle sleeps next tot he leg of a dark brown kitchen chair, her muzzle on the floor & facing left. Behind her is a chewed bone. She lies on a multi-coloured rough with a plains Indian design on it in autumnal colours. At the bottom of the photo is a pair of purple mule slippers with teal toes, obviously bereft of St Nick pressies.

It’s that time of year again, where I get dressed up and do my utmost to convince children that Santa is real #stnick #fatherxmas #santaclaus

Me in my red velvet and white fur lined Santa outfit, sat in a cosy grotto

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#xmas #xmascard #stnick #temptation #martinschongauer #holidaygreetings #greetingcard

BREAKING NEWS!
Sorry kids, but Christmas has been cancelled due to St. Nick having his ship impounded by the Border Patrol.
#Christmas; #SaintNick; #StNick;

Aft of well-weathered light blue boat in a shipyard with the name "St. Nick" and port of Stamford, CT

I don't know who wrote this, but this type of humor is wonderfully twisted and right up my alley. #christmas #stnick #historical

Humorous Film Synopsis: I want a Santa movie where he's actually Saint Nicholas of Myra. Three kids run away from home and find a portal to the Council Of Nicaea in 325 AD. Then the kids watch him debate the promulgation of canon law. In the end they return home and tell their parents that presents aren't important so long as Pentecost is counted 50 days after Easter on the Roman solar calendar and not the Jewish lunar calendar.

And the kids tell their parents the whole story and the dad is like "those kids and their imaginations!”

But then he sees a piece of paper in the dog's mouth and goes "whatcha got there boy? Is that... orders from the Holy See that the schismatic bishop Meletius is to remain in Lycopolis and keep his episcopal title but the ecclesiastics ordained by him must again receive the laying on of hands?

“But...how?" And then he gazes off to the sky and you hear a light jingling of bells and then a voice over goes "Ho ho ho! The baptisms performed by the Paulian heretics are invalid! Merry Christmas!"

This is the end of Mario RPG. I should be able to beat it today.

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#SuperMarioRPG #twitch #streaming #pocketbear #bear #christmas #stnick #santa #gamer #games #rpg #live #videogames #nintendo #streamer #vtuber #youtube #gaming #holidays #cub #santa

Mario RPG on this Sunday Funday with me, St Nick.

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#SuperMarioRPG #twitch #streaming #pocketbear #bear #christmas #stnick #santa #gamer #games #rpg #live #videogames #nintendo #streamer #vtuber #youtube #gaming #holidays #cub #santa #miami

With your help we could make a series of #SantaClaus vs #Grinch artwork for the #christmas2023 season. We just have to raise about $50 to cover Paypal fees!

If you'd like to help support our art then follow this link ko-fi.com/mandykatdwp

#TheGrinch #Christmas #StNick #DisabledArtist

A screenshot showing just how much we could save for some Daz3D assets to make some cool Christmas Art

We should all begin hanging festive images of pickled children- it is obviously the only way to truly celebrate St Nick and the holiday season.

#meme #StNick #SaintNicholas #miracles #Xmas #Christmas #horror @horror #MotherSuspiriasMorningMeme #holidays

I feel that as a culture, we have overemphasized St. Nick's toy delivery service and underemphasized his brief career as a necromancer

[Except from wikipedia with a picture of St Nicholas holding a staff where 3 "children" in barrels stand underneath him]

Other reputed miracles [edit]

One story tells how during a terrible famine, a malicious butcher lured three little children into his house, where he killed them, placing their remains in a barrel to cure, planning to sell them off as ham. Nicholas, visiting the region to care for the hungry, saw through the butcher's lies and *resurrected the pickled children by making the Sign of the Cross*

Final copy of this year’s holiday card! A little late for #krampusnacht but still plenty of #krampus. And a little #stnick, too. #stnicholas

Annual reminder that after several centuries of warring over who has the real relics of St. Nicholas, DNA analysis has proved that both Venice and Bari own half and half of Santa.

Sharing the corpses of long dead saints is caring, children.🎅🎅

#StNicholasDay #StNick

In the 1960s, #Newspapers shared #TheNightBeforeChristmas #Parody by #Charles&Janice Jensen.

They wrote:

#StNick was the driver, the #Jolly Old #Elf
& he winked as he said, I'm a #Gardener myself.

I've brought #Wiltproof, #Rootone, & B9, too.
Father can try them & see what they do.

To eliminate #Weeding, I've brought 2-4-D,
& to #Battle the #Bugs, 5% DDT.
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& I heard him exclaim through the engine's loud #Hum
#MerryChristmas to all & to all a #GreenThumb!

#Gardening #Organic #Garden

Closeup of a gold-glittered Christmas ball hanging on a branch with red stockings and Christmas lights blurred in the background.

Old Saint Nick may keep his lists to reward the good... Krampus keeps his own to give the wicked what they hath wrought.
#Christmas #StNick #Krampus #AIArt #Art #mastoart