Lmst

#techmemes

@DM_Ronin Nothing that can't be solved by AI!!!!!1 https://github.com/caseykneale/VIMKillerRecharged

It's written in #Rust so it must be safe. #TechMemes

Due to RAM pricing our city limited rendering distance to minimum

"Due to RAM pricing our city limited rendering distance to minimum"

A photo of a city junction covered in thick fog.

A girl enters a room or train of some sort. She is wearing a headset.

Blob head thinks: "That girl is so cute, I wonder what she's listening to..."

The music: `aplay /dev/urandom`

That's the lead developer

#memes #techmemes

Women gossiping

"That's the lead developer, he can afford DDR5 RAM"

"In the Cyberpunk 2077 universe, AI killed the internet by propagating all over it, faster than humans could hope to stop it. This forced companies and people to abandon it and either use isolated small networks or reconnect in real life"

Me seeing AI in real life doing just that:

(In front of a computer, resting my chin with both hands, in Cyberpunk 2077 costume)

Reverse Babe Please Stop meme.

Man: Babe please
Woman: No, I will not let you wear my knee high socks just so you can brag about using Arch Linux.

It works on my machine™️ 🤷‍♂️

#DevLife #Programming #CodingHumor #TechMemes #SoftwareDevelopment

It works on my machine™️ 🤷‍♂️

#DevLife #Programming #CodingHumor #TechMemes #SoftwareDevelopment

What seems to be the user interface of a 3D design program. On a sidebar options for Units are show: Unit System (metric), Unit Scale (1.0), Rotation (Degrees), Length (Meters), Mass (Kilograms), Time (Seconds), Temperature (Kelvin).

A (maybe fake?) popup pointing to the unit system setting saying "Switch to Imperial: You seem like you're the type of person who likes feet"

Evolution of Windows

Win 3.1: A rock
Win 98: A rock on a stick
Win XP: A hammer with the head having a pointy nub on the other end
Vista: A double-headed hammer with the XP head on the other side
Win 7: A normal hammer
Win 8: A block of metal with two wedges coming out of it, each labeled "Metro" and "Desktop"
Win 9: Doesn't exist
Win 10: A four-ended hammer with two surveillance cameras, a Desktop wedge, and a normal hammer
Win 11: A three-ended hammer with a satellite antenna in the middle, radar in the middle, two surveillance cameras, and a Desktop wedge

#memes #techmemes #steammachine

meme where the Kaaba is replaced by the Steam Machine. A small photo of Gabe Newell is attached near the top wearing a hood. There is some text in Arabic. (TL note: I don't know Arabic but the text seems to mention Gabe Newell being the only one true god)

vending machine

#memes #techmemes

Nobi Hayashi posts on social media:

Why is the Save button in Excel depicted as a vending machine with a purchased drink can at the bottom?

This question is currently being discussed by young Japanese people on a forum

A quoted social media post says:

(The "vending machine" icon in question is highlighted and is purple, labelled in Japanese with 上書き保存. The icon appears prominently in a Microsoft-style "ribbon" menu.)

Excelの保存マークって何で自動販売機なんですかね？ (Why is Excel's save icon a vending machine?)

An ADHD person's brain when they try to learn something they aren't interested in:

An error dialog in a computer:
Title: Error
Description: ⚠ Could not copy files because no

#memes #techmemes

meme involving soyjaks regarding the post on social media by Pavan Davuluri about Windows evolving into an agentic OS

this is portrayed by a drooling person who's struggling to place a square brick into a brick box with differently-shaped holes, labelled "Product Manager"

"Users" portrayed by angry soyjak

"Developers" protrayed by calm soyjak pointing a gun to his own head

Yeah, AI is the future, absolutely

#AI #ArtificialIntelligence #AIMeme #Meme #Memes #techHumor #TechMeme #TechMemes #FosseryTech

- AI! AI!
- Yes user
- Hallucinating?
- No user
- Telling lies?
- No user
- Cite your sources!
*cites completely unrelated and non-existing sources*

🚗💨 Ah yes, the #Rust rewrite of Uber's H3—because what the world needs now is *another* niche tech project only comprehensible to the 10 people who think #WASM sounds cool. 🎶 If this is "Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger," then programming just officially became a Daft Punk meme. 🎩🤖
https://grim7reaper.github.io/blog/2023/01/09/the-hydronium-project/ #Uber #H3 #TechMemes #DaftPunk #HackerNews #ngated

$Linux admins when they have to use Windows: :/ Windows admins when they have to use Linux: :\$

birth control #techmemes

Birth control effectiveness

Condoms 99%
Birth control pills 99%
Arch Linux 100%

A post on a forum website: Student hit with a $55,444.78 Google Cloud bill after Gemini API key leaked on GitHub

#memes #techmemes #ai

Chat with EasyPark

"Hi, I'm Elsa, EasyPark's AI assistant. You can speak to me in any language. How can I help you today?"

"Hi, I forgot to stop my parking action and now I overpaid. Is it possible to correct this"

"Could not read the parking list: parkings_json is not a JSON array"

Storage

#memes #minecraft #techmemes

A comparison of Minecraft storage blocks with real world digital storage

1. Chest - HDD
2. Barrel - SSD
3. Shulker Box - USB flash drive
4. Ender Chest - Google Drive
5- Copper Chest - RAM

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