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WieErWillwieerwill@chaos.social
2025-06-04

#TechHumor #CodingMemes #DevLife #NerdHumor #ITMemes

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-04

Ah, yes, the old "blame the user" approach ๐Ÿค”. Apparently, if your AI coding assistant fails, it's not because it's a glorified parrot ๐Ÿฆœ, but because you're not whispering the right sweet nothings into its mechanical ear. Remember folks, it's not the AI's fault, it's yours for not being a certified prompt whisperer ๐Ÿ˜….
addyo.substack.com/p/the-promp

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-04

๐Ÿ‘ Oh, look! Another Mac user shaking the heavens with their latest epiphany: AI automation! ๐Ÿ™„ Apparently, "Sky" is doing something so groundbreaking that the author needed days to process its... *breathtaking* impact. Spoiler: It's as revolutionary as an extra icon in the dock. ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ’ค
taoofmac.com/space/blog/2025/0

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-04

Why, oh why, did somebody decide the world needed another tome on BEAM? ๐Ÿ“š Apparently, postmortems and coffee-fueled curiosity were just too irresistible to avoid inflicting this masterpiece upon us. โ˜•๏ธ๐Ÿ’€ It's like the "War and Peace" of , but with less peace and more pretentiousness. ๐Ÿ™„
happihacking.com/blog/posts/20

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-04

๐Ÿค–๐Ÿ’” In a shocking twist, someone managed to build an AI girlfriend with zero backendโ€”who knew love only needed a sprinkle of and CSS? Skapi-lovers worldwide rejoice as GitHub Copilot steps in to automate relationships, because apparently, human interaction is so 2022. ๐Ÿ˜‚
github.com/vlgithub17/skapi-lo

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-04

Ah, 2025, the year when installing is still an exercise in digital masochism! ๐Ÿ–ฅ๏ธ๐Ÿ”จ But fear not, brave user, for the has evolved from laughably obtuse to mildly confusingโ€”progress! ๐Ÿš€ And look, it's also on , because nothing screams cutting-edge like a from the 1990s! ๐ŸŒŒ๐Ÿ“ผ
eerielinux.wordpress.com/2025/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

๐Ÿค–๐Ÿคฆโ€โ™‚๏ธ Oh, look! Someone spent too much time building a buzzword salad of "self-improving AI" and tossed in a "Darwin-Gรถdel Machine" ๐Ÿฅ—๐Ÿ’ฅ. Spoiler: itโ€™s basically a car with an engine that dreams of becoming a bicycle but can't even rotate its tires autonomously. ๐Ÿš—โž”๐Ÿšดโ€โ™‚๏ธ
richardcsuwandi.github.io/blog

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

๐Ÿ˜† Oh, look! Another tech luminary thinks he's saving the world by launching yet another that promises "safe-by-design AI," which probably means more cookie pop-ups nobody reads. ๐Ÿช Meanwhile, the real AI overlords are busy plotting world domination without consulting cookie policies. ๐Ÿค–
lawzero.org/en/news/yoshua-ben

Farooq | ูุงุฑูˆู‚farooqkz@cr8r.gg
2025-06-03

Farooq sees 71% RAM usage on his poor laptop. And he opens htop and immediately presses M.

The processes are looking carefully at Farooq. And Farooq is looking carefully at them. Who is the Mafia and who is the Townie?

And then Farooq finds out tons of LibreWolf processes, consuming together much of the RAM...

Finally the death knocks the door of one of processes.

Farooq feels a relief. RAM usage is back to normal.

#Linux #htop #techhumor #shortstory #linuxstory #linuxshortstory #linuxhumor #opensource #unixhumor

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

Ah, yes, the groundbreaking revelation of the century: ancient tech wisdom now demands the mystical incantations of and cookies to unveil the mythical /etc./magic file ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธโœจ. Who knew deciphering file types required a degree in web sorcery? ๐Ÿ”ฎ๐Ÿช
retrocomputing.stackexchange.c

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

๐Ÿง๐Ÿค” Who knew? Just ditch all those pesky security prompts and *boom* ๐Ÿ’ฅ you're a productivity wizard ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ! Sure, Peter's Mac might catch fire ๐Ÿ”ฅ any minute, but hey, as long as he saves an hour a day, right? $200 a month for this "privilege" ๐Ÿคฃ.
steipete.me/posts/2025/claude-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽ™๏ธ Behold, the revolution nobody asked for! Transform your audio editing by letting a machine guess what you *meant* to say, because who needs human error when you can have AI error? Try the demo at Hugging Face, where you can marvel at how your voice transitions seamlessly into something you've never said before. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ”Š
playdiffusion.com

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

๐Ÿค–๐ŸŽฎ Wow, finally! You can now flail your hands and talk to yourself to make 3D models dance on , because keyboards were just too mainstream. ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ Meanwhile, AI still writes better code than you, but hey, at least you won't need to get up from your standing desk to fix security vulnerabilities! ๐Ÿ™„๐Ÿ”ง
github.com/collidingScopes/3d-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

๐Ÿ˜‚ Oh, look! Another riveting tale of high-tech warfare from a website that can't even conquer its own 403 error page. Maybe those autonomous drones can help them debug their server issues next time! ๐Ÿš€๐Ÿ”ง
spectrum.ieee.org/ukraine-kill

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-03

Apparently, in 2023, we've regressed to encoding our Spotify playlists into QR codes on tree carcasses. ๐ŸŽถ๐Ÿ“œ 'Digital to paper' is the latest trend, says the guy who thinks base64 and GPG encryption are dinner party topics. ๐Ÿ™ƒ๐Ÿ”
monperrus.net/martin/store-dat

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-02

Oh no, the Internet of Things apocalypse is upon us! ๐Ÿ”ฅ Quick, secure your smart toaster before it becomes sentient and denies you breakfast! ๐Ÿ˜ฑ Meanwhile, a "403 Forbidden" error has bravely stepped in as the hero we deserve, valiantly blocking access to this earth-shattering revelation. ๐Ÿšซ๐Ÿฅณ
spectrum.ieee.org/iot-security

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-02

๐Ÿค– Oh, another "groundbreaking" AI model that promises to transform your text into the Irish Penny Journal's style, because everyone was just *desperate* for that, right? ๐Ÿคทโ€โ™‚๏ธ But wait, thereโ€™s more! You can deploy it on your enterprise... because who wouldn't want to read their quarterly financial report in 19th-century Irish prose? ๐Ÿ€๐Ÿ“œ
huggingface.co/dleemiller/Penn

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-02

Max Liani boldly goes where no one has gone before: explaining mesh edges as if anyone cares. ๐Ÿง๐Ÿš€ Spoiler alert: it's just three ways to do the same thing, but with fancier words and a "look at my coding prowess" jacket. ๐ŸŽฉ๐Ÿ’ป
maxliani.wordpress.com/2025/03

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-02

Ah, the classic tale of financial wizards stumbling around in the dark, trying to "interpret" their own magical algorithms. ๐Ÿง™โ€โ™‚๏ธ๐Ÿ”ฎ Because understanding how your toys work is just too mainstream, right? ๐Ÿ™„ Thanks for the groundbreaking revelation, guys!
arxiv.org/abs/2505.24650

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-06-02

๐Ÿ“š Oh, the for the mythical $8 eReader that never actually existed outside of a fever dream and a few review units! ๐Ÿฆ„ Turns out, like unicorns and affordable housing, cheap are just a we tell ourselves about the good old days of 2012. ๐Ÿ˜‚
shkspr.mobi/blog/2025/05/whate

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