Helen Metcalfe (she/her)

Ecosystems Modeller and Weed Ecologist at #Rothamsted working on spatial agroecology, trade-offs between ecosystem (dis)services provided by weeds and anything else to do with #Agriculture #Ecology #Modelling and #SpatialStats

A few more hashtags for me:
#Agroecology #IWM #WeedScience #Rstats #SciComm #Geostatistics #FunctionalTraits #CFSME #pwme #Sewing #Knitting

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2024-04-08

Read my latest #research on #farming without #glyphosate, published with @SpringerNature in @SciReports nature.com/articles/s41598-024

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-10-23

I am currently searching for a new PhD student to work on an exciting project which will use digital tools to help future-proof UK farming. For more details and how to apply see envision-dtp.org/2023/data-to- - I'm always open to questions!

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-05-12

Today is #WorldMEDay so it's time to raise awareness

I think a lot of people don't understand the additional symptoms those of us with ME/CFS must suffer as well as fatigue.

Today, I am aching all over like I have a bad flu, my ears hurt at any background noise and I am very tense and jumping at every little thing.

These are just some of the symptoms I have to deal with as well as having zero energy all the time and having to remain horizontal and at rest for most of the time.

#MECFS #pwme

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-04-25

If you are local to #MiltonKeynes and want to learn about some of the fantastic science being done locally you can find out who will be speaking at this years #SoapboxSciMK event here:
mksoapboxscience.wordpress.com
#SoapboxScience #SciComm #CentreMK

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-04-25

Today is our #SoapboxScience Milton Keynes training day, it's always a joy to meet each new set of speakers: passionate female scientists excited to share their work with the public #SoapboxSciMK #SciComm

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-03-09

@MarcelCardillo at least it was worth the wait!

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-03-08

How have I not read the secret history until now? ⭐⭐⭐⭐⭐ #Bookstodon app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/

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2023-03-08

Happy #InternationalWomensDay, here's a poem I wrote, it's called

When is International Men's Day...

#IWD2023 #IWD23 #Poem #Poetry #InternationalWomensDay2023 #IWD #PoetryCommunity

A poem, When is International Men's Day - Marie Gardiner

Keep your weird, pink promotional distraction,
Your faux-feminism, lip-service, for internet clout.
So easy, to co-opt, without any real action
A once-a-year show of support, and then... nowt.

Be sure to schedule a girl-boss-themed op-ed,
Then act surprised when you hear we're annoyed.
Look closer to home, your board is all men
and your gender pay gap, is more of a void.

Another woman's gone missing, speculation is rife,
armchair detectives combing Facebook for clues.
'She seems problematic, did she have a happy life,
'because I've seen her problems splashed over the news.'

What hope do we have of our new, equal chapter
When it's hard to be heard through, the 'it's not all' men,
And the ones meant to help, are so often the captors.
Oh, to burn it all down, and start over again.

As March 8th rolls around, as it does every year
With meritocracy debates and our experience dismissed,
Embrace the fire stoked by hollow words and fake cheer,
And try to remember, through it all, we persist.
Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-03-07

Popcorn and statistics, what better combo could there be? #StructuralEquationModelling #TrainingCourse #Snacks #AcademicLifeHacks #AcademicChatter

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Matthias C. Rilligmrillig@mastodon.online
2023-03-02

Understanding ‘it depends’ in ecology: a guide to hypothesising, visualising and interpreting statistical interactions

@BecksSpake et al. w/ @Jon_Chase03 @itchyshin and others
#ecology #Statistics
onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/fu

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-03-02

Why does spatial data manipulation have to take so long...reprojecting a 5m raster of the whole of Great Britain surely can't cause too much trouble 🙈

#SpatialStatistics #RSpatial #GeoComputation #RStats

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European Research Council (ERCERC_Research@respublicae.eu
2023-02-27

📢 Job opening at the ERC!

We are looking for a Project Adviser / Scientific Officer in #Ecology and/or #Evolutionary #Biology

Application details: erc.europa.eu/sites/default/fi

Deadline: 25 April 2023 by 12:00 (midday) Brussels time

#jobfairy #job #career #open #position

🐦🔗: n.respublicae.eu/ERC_Research/

Helen Metcalfe (she/her) boosted:
2023-02-21

🏗Geocomputation with R 🏗 Second Edition: Scripts, algorithms and function chapter just updated 🎉
Preparing to launch #geocmpr v2 🚀 #rspatial #geocompx #rstats

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-02-20

Thursday murder club. Not sure it fully lived up to the hype but it served as a pretty decent palette cleanser ⭐⭐⭐ app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/ #bookstodon

Helen Metcalfe (she/her) boosted:
2023-02-14

#plant #ecology people: I'm writing a lecture and have come across the claim that plants with #wind-blown #seeds are distributed randomly in their environments (as opposed to aggregated or regular #distributions). Can't find a reference *anywhere*. Anyone know if this is true or not? I find it hard to believe that anything is truly randomly distributed.

I realise that distribution depends on the spatial scale so if true probably only random at the 1m - 5m quadrat level.

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-02-14

@robknell when modelling weed seed dispersal I generally assume dispersal to be even in all directions but most annual weeds tend to be gravity dispersed. I do assume wind seed dispersal to be directional when necessary but to a much lesser extent than pollen

Helen Metcalfe (she/her) boosted:
2023-02-11

Happy Women in Science Day!

Helen Metcalfe (she/her) boosted:
2023-02-01

We're hiring an Environmental Contimination Modeller! Come and work with me at UKCEH Lancaster on modelling the emission and fate of chemicals in the environment. #ScienceJobs #AcademicJobs ceh.wd3.myworkdayjobs.com/en-U

Helen Metcalfe (she/her)hmetcalfe@ecoevo.social
2023-02-01

Latest read: Vicious by VE Schwab. It was fine, maybe even good 3.5/5 not sure I'll be jumping to read the rest of the series though
#bookstodon
app.thestorygraph.com/reviews/

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