luciano

software engineer and book lover in #miamibeach

"first generation" Hispanic American

#clojure and #emacs (with evil) enthusiast.

[one of the four parens.social admins and maintainers]

luciano boosted:
2025-04-10

here's a cognitive dissonance that is burning me out:

- LLMs are magic pixie dust, this shit was sci-fi just a few years ago, would love to use them more productively
- If they were that earth shatteringly useful you wouldn't have to *force* your employees to use them

luciano boosted:
2025-04-10

Postum-Modernism.

RECIPE CORNER with your FRUGAL FRIENDS
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Girl: A doctor - writing to Sweden's 1744 Frugality Commission - suggested replacing coffee beans with roasted acorns
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Girl: Impoverished 19th century Nebraskans made coffee from roasted okra seeds
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Girl: Blockaded Louisianans during the US Civil War stretched their coffee supply by diluting it with chicory
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Girl: Confederate soldiers made a coffee out of roasted sweet potatoes and rye
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Girl: In Victorian England - a cheap cup of coffee could be had by pouring hot water over burnt toast
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Girl: During World War 2 the US government asked Americans to extend their coffee supply by re-using the grounds multiple times
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Girl: US troops in the Pacific would approximate coffee by steeping burnt rice in water
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Girl: Coffee is anything we call coffee
Cat: My survivalist group chat says you can make coffee out of burnt acorns
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Cat: What are YOU drinking?
Girl: Big hot cup of semiotics
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Girl: That - at least
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Girl: is getting cheaper.
luciano boosted:
2025-04-09

He found visits to the countryside, and the cows in particular, helped calm him down. #grickledoodle #godzilla #country #cows #calm #mentalhealth #cartoon #art #drawing #funny #kaiju

A cartoon illustration of a smiling Godzilla sitting on a small barn petting a cow and surrounded by other happy cows.
luciano boosted:
2025-04-08
Can pure oxygen be a solid? Franklin Veaux, part-time mad scientist

Answered 
Yup, if you're insane enough or suicidal enough to isolate pure oxygen and then freeze it. Because you are a danger warrior, and liquid oxygen, the closest thing to purified, concentrated essence of malevolence you're ever likely to see, is not dangerous enough for you, oh no.

You get ‘em, Tiger. You're the sort who snorts fluorine to clear your sinuses and uses liquid oxygen to clean grease stains out of your clothes (at which task it excels, by the way), and you want to live the high life. You want to take it up a notch.

So you chill some liquid oxygen to around 54k and yup...it will in fact freeze.
And now you have a solid chunk of extremely concentrated, highly dense, ravenously electronegative hate that is doing absolutely everything in is power to kill you all the time.

You'd be amazed what will become flammable around solid oxygen that you don't
normally think of as flammable, and what a gentle nudge it takes to get it over that activation energy hump.

Me? I'll be back here lacing my running shoes.
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wet forest moon folkloristseachanger@alaskan.social
2025-02-23

Jeffries: hey the GOP controls the government, absolutely nothing i can do, gonna work on my personal book tour

Sanders: brb i am going to personally barnstorm strategic GOP house districts and try to peel off 2 votes so we can block Trump's cuts to Medicaid

commondreams.org/news/bernie-s

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Mats Holberg 🇺🇦Holberg@mstdn.social
2025-02-16

Recent convo about the original Four Loko -- and my last-chance tasting -- puts me in mind of the genius mashup mixtape Girl Talk had just released. My soundtrack that weekend.

'Oh No' starts by pairing 'War Pigs' and 'Move Bitch' -- and eventually even samples 'Strawberry Letter 23'

youtube.com/watch?v=4bMM7tGV9M

luciano boosted:
2025-02-16

master: welcome to my Smart Home

student: wow. how is the light controlled?

master: with this on-off switch

student: i don't see a motor to close the blinds

master: there is none

student: where is the server located?

master: it is not needed

student: excuse me but what is "Smart" about all of this?

master: everything.

in this moment, the student was enlightened

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Dare Obasanjocarnage4life@mas.to
2025-02-12

He had 6 companies facing 32 investigations from 11 government agencies. Only a miracle could save his net worth and then…November 5th 2024.

Now the rest is history. Or some would say, oligarchy.

nytimes.com/2025/02/11/us/poli

luciano boosted:
2025-02-12

a fun thing to do when straight guys are being terrible about commenting on womens' looks is saying "maybe you're not into women"

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mhoyemhoye
2025-02-11

I remember when people would tell me, you have to buy software from the large software companies or it will probably break and be terrible.

Today, it’s like, Google property? Microsoft invested? V.v.sus. The software lives in a self-hosted machine named for a pun on some obscure kink, the developer is a furry, the logo is two furries, it’s gpl’ed and if you do five minutes of due diligence you’re going to see all of their politics and most of their butt? I will trust this software with my life.

luciano boosted:
2025-02-11

Super Godzilla (SNES), 1993

Godzilla shown almost skyscrapers shown above game dialog caption.

Caption: ”Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy"

Credits: Super Godzilla on SNES (1993), Toto
luciano boosted:
2025-02-11

And you ask me why I don’t use Chrome

Chrome devtools console asking me to sign in under each log line
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Fesshole 🧻fesshole
2025-02-09

On a day off, after dropping the wife off at work, I saw an unusual lorry on the motorway. I was intrigued to where it was going. 80 miles later, still following & thought I cant back out now. Ended up in Scotland. It was a tough one to explain to the wife. Thinks I'm cheating

luciano boosted:
2025-02-07

I know that Elon Musk gets a lot of hate on here, but hear me out.

I think we could hate him more. We have the capacity, we all just need to put in a little more effort.

luciano boosted:
Simon Elverysimon@bne.social
2025-02-07

Proposal to start referring to 'affordable housing' simply as 'housing' and all the rest as 'unaffordable housing'.

luciano boosted:
2025-02-06

Me reading something about America each day for the last couple of weeks

A man looking at his phone with a frown on his face. He is holding a cup of coffee. Speech bubble reads “Wow, that’s fucked up.”

Seems apt for the first single panel comic I’ve made in a fair while and the first one of 2025.
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It is once again time to give thanks to Brian Fox, the Black American programmer that has given us BASH and echo! Thank you for your INCREDIBLE contributions to open source software, Unix, and Linux. It literally would not be the same without you. BASH is still absolutely foundational to all computing today. Happy Black History Month to an absolute icon!

#bash #bashscript #echo #foss #linux #unix #BlackHistoryMonth #gnu

Photo of Brian J. Fox, a Black man with a buzz cut looking directly at the camera with a neutral facial expression. He is has black facial hair with a few white hairs. He is heavier set and wearing a black t-shirt with his arms folded.

He was born in 1959 and is a GNU hacker, programmer, entrepreneur, consultant, author, and free software advocate.
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Pedro Pascal's Archenemy 🧄bean@twoot.site
2025-02-06

Releasing an album called Disambiguation (disambiguation) to force Wikipedia to add a page called Disambiguation (disambiguation) (disambiguation)

luciano boosted:
2025-02-06

Good morning! On this first Tuesday in February, you are all invited to read through Wikipedia’s List of common misconceptions (en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_) per ancient xkcd custom.

#xkcd #xkcd843 #misconceptions #Wikipedia

A teacher stands in front of a blackboard with a laptop in her hand and says: Okay, middle school students, it’s the first Tuesday in February. This means that by law and custom, we must spend the morning reading through the Wikipedia article List of common misconceptions, so you can spend the rest of your lives being a little less wrong. The guests at every party you’ll ever attend thank us in advance.
Caption: I wish I lived in this universe.
luciano boosted:
2025-02-06

A 19 year old has been given admin access to the core US treasury financial system by Elon Musk’s DOGE.

He goes by the name of “Mr. Big Balls” online, is on Russian forums, and has tried to purchase DDoS botnets.

Elon has said sharing this information is illegal, so please do not press the boost button.

wired.com/story/edward-coristi

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