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Friends, please speak with a doctor if you spend more than 3 nights per week wandering the catacombs beneath crumbling castles, looking for the bones of ancient kings to snack on.

@janl @alineblankertz is there a recording?

@kasiandra des Ibykus? #SchillerPun

@janl cursor yolo is the digital equivalent of Russian roulette

#AI answers the trolly moral dilemma (lots of variations) https://youtu.be/1boxiCcpZ-w

Whenever I hear “this changes everything”, instantly one thought pops up: you will still squat down to take a dump

@politicalbeauty.bsky.social Colonel Sanders, you are our last hope

@tcurdt @janl CouchDB of course 😎. The build-in map reduce is convenient and powerful

@janl you could take a detour through NodeRED before switching to HomeAssistant. They play nicely and you could marshal the data to the CouchDB Node for storage and future analytics

@leyrer Nunc est bibendum

Discover how to craft a fast, native command-line application in Java using Quarkus and Mandrel. Complete with CSV-powered inspiration and GraalVM magic.

https://myfear.substack.com/p/quarkus-native-cli-java-quotes

@janl what’s fml?

https://m.slashdot.org/story/442705

#AIisGoingGreat

@janl I got bribed by THEM to claim that: Bielefeld exists, that I’ve been there and even procured a motorcycle of Italian origin there

@alexbunardzic Amen brother

@alexbunardzic teaching toddlers how to use a lighter with their fuel canister