#ADVERTS

Public Domain Image Archivepdimagearchive
2026-03-13

Illustration by Augustus Jansson, from The Inland Printer (1903–1907).

Source: Smithsonian Libraries and Archives

pdimagearchive.org/images/0754

2026-03-12

Three adverts that have been causing me some amusement: 1) funkypigeon.com 2) the one with the cowboys turning their mustaches into lassos -- Foxy Bingo. 3) The guys eyes in the Cheese-it ad. #adverts

Foxy Bingo ad showing line dancers who have long strands of hair either from the crown of their head (females) or from their mustachios (males) braided to resemble rope which they then manipulate by use of their heads to function like lassos.Give a Funk? funkypigeon.comA man whose eyes have been transformed following consumption of some Cheezits. It is a most humorous effect.
Public Domain Image Archivepdimagearchive
2026-03-04

Illustration by Augustus Jansson, from The Inland Printer (1903–7).

Source: Smithsonian Libraries and Archives

pdimagearchive.org/images/d6bc

2026-02-18

Excruciating tropical disease can now be transmitted in most of Europe, study finds

#chikungunya #ClimateChange sure the bosses of #oil #banking #chemical sectors and other #RichWhoNeverCares will invest more in #repellant which will make the #pest stronger for every one else, as usual.
Then thoses #IndustryBosses will convince the #Stupidest via #adverts to do the same, in order to sell their #toxic , for all , by design products

theguardian.com/science/2026/f

2026-02-17

Anyone else seen the weird McDonald's / Friends collaboration?

The advert is really weird. From the music that sounds roughly right (though it's not actually the theme), to the lack of real voice clips, to the likenesses being so vague...

It's honestly a master class on how not to pay royalties. And it's gross.

youtube.com/watch?v=61UGyrQh67M

#mcdonalds #friends #adverts #business #food #tv

2026-02-15

I think the people who made the waste water advert might also be behind the one I just got for interlocking concrete blocks. Just pictures of them with the words repeating in the background. So simple, so funny. I paused just to laugh.

#adverts

Public Domain Image Archivepdimagearchive
2026-02-11

Why Will You Die? Brian & Wilkinson (1885) by W. N. Bryant.

Source: SMU Central University Libraries / Flickr: The Commons

pdimagearchive.org/images/6a6d

2026-02-10

The adverts I got on the last Dan and Phil video make me wonder who they think I am.

First and last were for corporate software because I’m employed, two in the middle for £2000 off my wedding venue because I have a lovely fiancé, and how to be waste water compliant because hecking cripes 😁

The one for water just had the words repeat onscreen with some nice music, it was cute.

Video was a lot of fun, you never know what they’re going to say.

#adverts

2026-02-02

02.02.2026

1. SONIC YOUTH OF TODAY - pelea de comida
2. YUNK - our way
3. POWER PANTS - fuck ICE
4. TIIKERI - punk on mun elärmä
5. GUT BUGS - pm
6. WIRE - on returning
7. R.U.B. - ultimate violations
8. NEW ORDER - dreams never end
9. BLUE COMMUNICATIONS -

subjektiv.net/02-02-2026/

#2026 #ADVERTS #BLUECOMMUNICATIONS #BZDET #COLDMEAT #FORMA #GRAILGUARD #GUTBUGS #NEWORDER #OTOBOKEBEAVER #POWERPANTS #RUB #SONICYOUTHOFTODAY #STIFFLITTLEFINGERS #TIIKERI #WIRE #YUNK

2026-01-21
FacelesstechFacelesstech
2026-01-17

ZOMG the enshittification is happening quicker then I thought. What next, slop with a bias depicted by the sponsor. The bubbles fit to burst arstechnica.com/information-te

2026-01-16
ChatGPT to get adverts... 2026 is starting like 2025 ended in a flood of adverts literally everywhere
#chatgpt #adverts #ai

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgjn012k3do
chatgpt adverts
3dcandy3dcandy
2026-01-16

ChatGPT to get adverts... 2026 is starting like 2025 ended in a flood of adverts literally everywhere

bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cvgjn0

chatgpt adverts

ChatGPT to get adverts... 2026 is starting like 2025 ended in a flood of adverts literally everywhere #chatgpt #adverts #ai www.bbc.co.uk/news/a...

chatgpt adverts
2026-01-12

Using federated socials, navigating YouTube with #VivaldiBrowser and its native ad block, and listening to musica through #NewPipe , I'm now growing NOT used to #adverts

As such, I now feel even worse those few times i get them!

For example on #SearchEngine ! I require suggestions, I'm currently using Startpage (has many advers before results) and clippy.kenobit.it (instance of #SearXNG , but often fails, sources are often blocked, even wikipedia, so i manually go to others too often)

"Fixing the issue" is as easy as disabling javascript

#adblock #Adverts

Fake error message, saying:

"Oops, something went wrong.

Please disable features that may affect the website, and refresh the page. In most
cases, disabling the adblock feature resolves the issue.

Error: Failed to load website properly since html-load.com is blocked. Please allow html-load.com
2026-01-02

#Scottish ski firm responds to influencer seeking £1700 free holiday

#Ski hire business has been praised after owner shared their response when #influencer tried to get £1700 holiday for #free

Our reply? ‘Sure — let us know when you’re coming and we’ll get everything ready’

“Simple. Friendly. Local business vibes”

The post added: “Then came the invoice. Accommodation – £727, travel – £456, ‘various expenditure” – £500

thenational.scot/news/25734188

#greed #CapitalismFail #adverts #blog #vlog #ads

Michelle-TessiahTesseks
2026-01-01

I love how we as a society replaced cigarette advertisements wirh gambling advertisements with our favourite minor celebrities!!!!!

2017-04-14

The Trouble With Chocolate

Can chocolate be trouble? Yes, in my books, it can, and Audrey Hepburn is to blame!

I’m really bothered, severely troubled, and it’s all to do with this commercial.

https://youtu.be/Z6HKWuZPrdU

So there you have it. Cute commercial, yes? But, where does the word ‘trouble’ come into it, and why am I bothered by what Audrey Hepburn is up to on that bus?

Now, I know some of you are shaking your heads and looking at me as if I’ve just announced I’ve purchased a cat flap for a submarine, but please stay with me on this and let me tell you why I think that commercial has made me believe chocolate is nothing but trouble.

Maybe the trouble is to do with the beautiful scenery right at the beginning?

Is it the beautiful Audrey Hepburn look-alike sitting on the bus? She does have incredible eyes, doesn’t she?

Is it what she reveals is inside her handbag when she opens it?

Oh, wait! What about the handsome chap who pulls up in the car beside the bus? No, he’s not my type, and why is there a woman sitting on the bus with a yellow bowl on her head? Did you see her? Yes?

Now, where was I? Oh yes, what was inside Audrey’s handbag? Now, considering she’s sat on a hot bus (because it’s a beautiful sunny day outside and the commercial is set in a hot country), should that chocolate bar not have melted in her handbag? Does the guy sitting next to her look like he needs some Gaviscon? To me, it seems like he has heartburn. Are you still shaking your head?

Is it the music and the song, Moon River, that is the problem, or what about the singer’s voice? Beautiful voice, yeah, but wouldn’t make it on X-Factor or The Voice. Besides, I prefer the original version.

Then there’s that guy in the car. He may be good-looking, but, believe me, I don’t think he’s the one who is in trouble. OK, I wouldn’t turn down an offer of a beer with him just to find out what hair products he uses and discuss why Barbie and Ken never got married, but, believe me, it’s not him.

Right, back to the commercial. Is that a pumpkin on the road Audrey passes when she gets off the bus? Did they have big ripe pumpkins in the middle of summer in the 1950s, and why has somebody painted what looks like two caterpillars above Audrey’s eyes? I’m sure they’re moving around her face.

Could it be the rugged bus driver who is the trouble? Is it him I want to see in Audrey’s place on the bus? Well, no, because who would then drive the bus? Audrey? Not with the shoes she’s wearing. No way! I’d be off that bus quicker than my Aunt Mary being chased down Dagenham High Street by two Store Detectives after sticking a frozen turkey up her jumper and making a run for it.

Now, back to the good-looking man in the car. Do you think he has a big head? I only ask, as when Audrey puts the bus driver’s cap on him before getting into his car, it looks at least two sizes too small for him. On the other hand, maybe the bus driver has a small head? After all, he is bald. Perhaps that is why the cap is far too small for the good-looking man driving the car? What do you think?

How on earth did Audrey get the chocolate bar out of her handbag as the good-looking man whisked her off in his car? I never saw her open her bag and get the chocolate out. Did you? And, come on, Audrey, would you really get into a strange man’s car without even asking his name?

Want to know what happened to Audrey after being driven off in that strange man’s car? Was there really romance in the air? Click here for all the details.

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