@noelreports cause #AmericaFuckYeah has Yemen under control right? Right?

My son… classic…

For a while he worked with a far-right leaning guy, and just to fuck with him at work whenever this guy would walk by my son and another co-worker, my son would say “…and that’s what America was founded on.” The guy would stop all excited and say “What are you all taking about?” all ready to jump into the conversation. They’d instead say “Hey this is a private conversation, do you mind?” They did this _multiple times a day_ for nearly a week straight, until the guy finally caught on.

Hilarious. I wonder where my son gets it.

#uspol #AmericaFuckYeah #humor

Super Shooter Electric Foodgun
#americafuckyeah
#itcamefromtheestatesale
https://itcamefromtheestatesale.com/super-shooter-electric-foodgun/

my proposal for the new national anthem https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0R4NdGAIE0U #music #patriotism #usa #americafuckyeah

Huh.
The battles between Presidents Musk and Trump are getting out of hand.

#WTAFF #AmericaFuckYeah

How does anyone take this country seriously?

What’s that? Oh, they have nuclear weapons. That’s right. Forgot, sorry.

#USA #UnitedStates #AmericaFuckYeah #LawOfTheJungle

#ICYMI #GOP Governor Sununu of #NH Scores #PoliticalPoints Saving #Choking #Crustacean #Overeater Suffocating in Front Of Cheering Crowd Of #Taxpayers At Stupid #LobsterRoll Devouring Debacle

https://apnews.com/article/governor-choking-lobster-roll-contestant-new-hampshire-e99af597480948b517e44f22f488f0a9 #YouCantMakeThisShitUp #Video #Amurica #AmericaFuckYeah #CompetitiveEating

Ain’t no one gonna stop our bestie committing genocide y’all – yeehaw!

🤠🚀

#UnitedStates #Israel #settlerColonialism #apartheid #ethnicCleansing #genocide #mightMakesRight #AmericaFuckYeah https://mastodon.social/@DrALJONES/112895558186141541

#TFG just tells every group of dangerous weirdos exactly what he thinks they want to hear. Oligarchs get to keep robbing the nation and destroying the climate. “Christians” won’t have to vote any more. Now techbros will get a “strategic bitcoin stockpile”.

If this is how a master negotiator works then master negotiators are stupid. #politics #uspol #trump #bitcoin #techbros #facism #americafuckyeah https://www.wired.com/story/donald-trump-strategic-bitcoin-stockpile-bitcoin-2024/

Jamison Foser does his homework. A shame the national media seems bent on doing anything but.

#USPolitics #Politics #GOPConvention #Fascists #AmericaFuckYeah

https://www.findinggravity.net/p/horny-for-fascism

Non-Americans care about US elections for the same reason a hostage cares about the mental state of a gunman.

#USPol #UnitedStates #theWorld #AmericaFuckYeah

@democratsabroad @ana_valdi “The automated ammunition dispenser uses artificial intelligence technology to verify a buyer’s identification and age through card scanning and facial recognition software.”

Fuck me, America is impossible to parody.

#AmericaFuckYeah #guns #AI

"There, wrapped in sententiousness, was the raw verdict of a Republican court about a Republican president: Donald Trump wasn't just above the law, he was above the facts. It was impossible for him to violate his oath to "faithfully execute" his office, because in his role as president, whatever he chose do was absolutely, axiomatically faithful. ... A president is sacred, their true motives inaccessible to mortal justice."

#July4th #Politics #AmericaFuckYeah
#SCOTUS

https://www.indignity.net/john-roberts-v-the-united-states/?ref=indignity-newsletter

#4thOfJuly #Politics #AmericaFuckYeah
https://www.indignity.net/mr-wrong-patriotism-is-the-first-refuge-of-a-columnist/

Happy 2nd of July, fellow Pedantic Americans!

You July 4th-ers can keep your BBQ, fireworks, and parties-that-people-show-up-to-on-the-right-day.

Because for two hundred forty-eight years, MY people have taken more satisfaction from "well actually..." and selective John Adams quotes.

Yet we are, still, one nation. Let's all go crack some beers and laugh at the Brits - it turns out they govern themselves just as badly.

#USA #4thOfJuly #america #americafuckyeah #history #pedantry #quotes #ukpol

There is nothing more Americans love than cops on speed dial & "green" capitalism 😂 😂 😂 #americafuckyeah

https://www.pcmag.com/news/tesla-owner-calls-police-on-rivian-driver-using-supercharger

Lol, a probable bunch of shame filled perverts deciding what kids should learn about sex.
Yeah, ban the books, let ‘em learn via pornhub instead or finding their grandads old hustler magazines.

#AmericaFuckYeah #FloridaBeCrazy #desantis
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2024/jan/11/florida-schools-ron-desantis-ban-books-sexual-content?CMP=Share_iOSApp_Other

I admire the Republican candidates for Speaker for really showing Liz Truss and that fucking lettuce how it's done. #Americafuckyeah

I thought American trucks were cool until I played #AmericanTruckSimulator . Compared do cabovers, visibility is crap, and I just can't see the traffic lights. No wonder they have so many accidents in real life.
Kinda balances not having to deal with roundabouts.
#EuropeanTruckSimulator2 #AmericaFuckYeah #TruckingAndFucking

Fourth of July was the hottest day ever! America!

#FourthofJuly #AmericaFuckYeah #ironicallythistime