#BBT So there are two video chats that Sheldon and Amy have in Season 9, Episode 13 that I love because of the way that Amy handles Sheldon, explaining to him in only that Amy way how he messed up and he just somehow listens to her unlike his friends. Here goes...
Amy: "Hi Sheldon."
Sheldon: "Hello."
Amy: "Are you feeling any better?"
Sheldon: "Physically yes, but I'm upset because everyone's mad at me for no good reason."
Amy: "Why don't you tell me what happened and in a gentle loving way, I'll explain to you why you're wrong."
Sheldon: "Well you know how, when you're sick, you're allowed to be cranky and say whatever you want and other people's feelings don't matter?"
Amy: "Fwooh, gentel and loving, this is gonna be tricky."
"Sheldon: "I had a hundred and one fever! If that's not a time to verbily abuse my loved ones then when is?"
Amy: "Sheldon, when you're sick you can be...unbearable. That's why your friends have been known to...work late or...sneak out to the movies or...stay at a Neurobiology conference three days after its ended."
Sheldon: "You stayed in Michigan all week to avoid being around me?"
Amy: "Nooo no not just that, I mean...Detroit is beautiful when it's sleeting!
Sheldon: You know...I'm not the only one who's unpleasant when they're sick. Wh-when Penny got Food Poisoning, she threw up so loudly I could barely hear the Television!
Amy: Oooo I just heard something might be Hail might be gunfire either way I'm gonna go take pictures bye!
Second Call:
Amy: "Hi Sheldon, what's new?"
Sheldon: "Our friends are jerks and I'm mad at all of them."
Amy: "I said what's new, but sure."
Sheldon: "Can you believe they planned a trip to Las Vegas and didn't invite me?"
Amy: "Did you refuse to apologize and act like they were stupid for being mad?"
Sheldon: *long pause* "Y'know, I liked it better when there was still a little mystery left in our relationship."
Amy: "Everyone tried to take care of you and you were nothing but mean to them."
Sheldon: "I can't believe you're not on my side! I was on your side when someone stole your car radio!"
Amy: "Who else's side could you have been on?"
Sheldon: "I don't know, a music-loving hobo with a heart of gold?"
Amy: "Sheldon, I understand that you're upset because you feel left out but I don't know why we're even talking about this. Just apologize to them."
Sheldon: "Fine, if that's what it takes to go on their dumb trip."
Amy: "Maybe you could try apologizing because you actually feel bad. It's called Empathy; it's something you could work on."
Sheldon: "I have Empathy...Watch! Leonard made me soup and I was mean to him." *exaggerated frown*
Amy: "Great, now try it as if this isn't your first day as a person."
Sheldon: "Fine...Leonard made me soup and I was mean to him. Hey! I felte a little something! Let me try again. Leonard made me soup and I was mean to him...I was mean to him. He must have felt terrible! Now I feel terrible! Neat!"
Amy: "Glad I could help."
Sheldon: "Now let me see you feel bad for lying and staying longer in Detroit than you needed to."
Amy: "I feel so so bad."
Sheldon: "Hey we're both great at this!"
