Since I didn't have many pics from last weekend's #MotorCityComicCon, I decided to have a photo-shoot with the three looks I sported over the course of two days at the con. #BoldlyGo
Since I didn't have many pics from last weekend's #MotorCityComicCon, I decided to have a photo-shoot with the three looks I sported over the course of two days at the con. #BoldlyGo
Well, after completing a rewatch of ST: Voyager, I've started a rewatch of ST: Enterprise. I'm looking forward to reaquainting myself with the crew of the NX-01.
#StarTrek #NX01 #Enterprise #CaptainArcher #BoldlyGo #ParamountPlus
#DYK: In the 2240s, Starfleet R&D implemented "short-range subspace image stasis captures," allowing external visual captures of the ship while safely inside! Mainly because opening a window wasn't really an option. ~LtCmdr. GG #FuturePhotography #Shipyards #TrekTech #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
The #SPO now boasts over 550 followers! That’s enough to staff a Neo-Constitution Class starship… or at least enough to be opinionated about Tuvix. Thanks for boldly following us where no tweets have gone before! ~Capt. SP
#550Strong #StarTrekkinAcrossTheBskyverse #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP
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Starfleet hairstyle regulations continue to be basically non-existent, but Captain Pike will forever make the case for a "Commanding Quiff" as standard issue. ~LtCmdr. GG #HairGoals #WhereNoBarberHasGoneBefore #CaptainDaddy #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
Starfleet has no official comment on a Vulcan nightclub’s decision to rebrand 'Pon Farr Night' as 'Fuck or Die Friday.' However, attendance has reportedly skyrocketed, and Starfleet chaplains are bracing for a spike in “logical regrets.” ~LtCmdr. GG #PonFarrParty #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
The Starfleet 'Decon Gel' formula has now been classified. Not for security reasons, but because too many officers requested “personal research copies." If you want any, ask Commander Ransom. He started this whole mess. ~Ens. HG #DeconDrama #BlueUnderwear #LowerDecks #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
Boimler’s hair color is now officially classified. SPO made this decision entirely on our own, because frankly, the galaxy has enough problems without us knowing. It’s proactive PR. ~LtCmdr. GG #MysteryByDesign #LowerDecks #Boimler #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
The Ferengi Commerce Authority reports the execution of the CEO of ProfitableHealth. Starfleet reminds all that while we do not condone violence, sometimes capitalism implodes under its own greed and you've got no one to blame but yourself. ~Capt. SP #FerengiDrama #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
USS Discovery had a bit of a mishap recently when the Spore Drive accidentally jumped ship into an alternate dimension where tribbles were apex predators. According to one Ensign: "Survival rates went up when we stopped petting them." ~Lt. GK #FungalFoes #HairyTeeth #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
A recently assimilated Starfleet AI is now requiring Borg drones to submit personal development goals and personnel evaluations. Borg Queen reportedly states: "Resistance was less futile than this." ~Cmdr. BF #BorgGoals #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
Today at Starfleet Daycare, a toddler challenged their Vulcan caregiver with a "why" loop lasting 3.72 hours. The resolution required intervention from the Vulcan Science Academy, however both sides agreed the argument was "most stimulating." ~LtCmdr. GG #ToddlerLogic #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
Starfleet's new interspecies music initiative hit a snag when an alien delegation showed up with nothing but bagpipes. "This wasn’t exactly the harmony we had in mind," said one officer, still covering his ears. ~Ens. HG #BagpipeTrouble #IntergalacticMusic #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
Starfleet has created a new team for decoding alien emoji-based languages after recent Universal Translator failures. “I didn’t spend 12 years at the Vulcan Science Academy to analyze poop icons,” the team lead reportedly said. ~Ens. HG #TranslationWoes #EmojiFails #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
Starfleet has discovered that the “whoosh” of our ship doors isn’t mechanical. It’s a species making the sound by sliding paper in an envelope. They’ve done this for centuries as a prank. We’re impressed. Also, deeply unsettled. ~Capt. SP
#WhooshGate #PrankMasters #StarTrek #BoldlyGo #LLAP #SPO
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