Wer erklärt mir denn bitte mal, was genau dort berechnet wird? #buzzword #bingo #AI #KI mehr ist das doch nicht?
" "digitale Zwillinge" simuliert werden. Materialverhalten, Aerodynamik oder Lieferketten - all das kann die KI durchrechnen, Fehler früher finden und Entwicklungszeiten verkürzen."

In the last week or so, #Microsoft's CEO Satya Nadella announced that they were going to pull back from doing new feature work for #Windows for a bit, and focus on bug fixes and other quality-of-life improvements for users and administrators. Windows' already shaky reputation has taken a beating over the last year as it seems that every monthly rollup #patch, and many out-of-band #patches, introduce new problems at the same rate as they fix previous ones.

Is this giving you deja vu? It should. Remember a couple or three years ago, when the same guy announced that Microsoft was going to focus on security? They were in the middle of a long spell of brutal security holes found in all their products. Remember how they told their #engineers "If you have to choose between doing a feature and doing security, choose security"?

Remember how you never heard about that initiative again?

It's the same thing here. #PR garbage in service of a narrative that no, Windows' horrible security, usability, and #stability aren't actually that bad, so that MS can focus on their core competencies of buzzword promotion, stock market analyst manipulation, and monopoly abuse.

Perhaps someone in Microsoft management actually believes these refocusing efforts are genuine - but if you don't change the incentives, they won't actually take hold.

#PR #marketing #buzzword #MSWindows #SatyaNadella #security #WeveHeardOfIt #stability #crash #rollup #monopoly #MemoryHole

@heiseonline Hauptsache ein CDU-Bürgermeister kann im ÖR was von "Linksextremismus" faseln. Mission erfüllt #Buzzword

RE: https://social.heise.de/@ct_Magazin/115829530995840000

Sehr schöne Sonderfolge des #podcast, aufgenommen am #39c3, zum Begriff #digitale_souveränität.
Mit konkreten Beispielen und Vorschlägen zu besserer Definition, aber auch von Verwässerung durch ein entstehendes #buzzword. Danke an @anneroth

🎉 Wow, MongoDB's #December 2025 "security update" is here, promising to fix tomorrow's bugs today! 🙄 Amid the jargon marathon about scaling #AI and making magic quadrants, we're left wondering if they'll ever secure anything except their spot in #buzzword #bingo. 📈🔐
https://www.mongodb.com/company/blog/news/mongodb-server-security-update-december-2025 #MongoDB #security #update #tech #news #HackerNews #ngated

🎯✨ "North Star" is the latest #buzzword #Microsoft has recycled from the corporate jargon dumpster. Apparently, using fancy words to say "we have a plan" is meant to distract us from the fact that their blog posts are longer than a CVS receipt. 🧾💼
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20151103-00/?p=91861 #NorthStar #CorporateJargon #BlogPosts #Plan #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Behold, the T5Gemma 2: a groundbreaking #innovation in... something, presumably. But don't worry, it's just another #buzzword salad from the world's favorite ad company, masquerading as groundbreaking #tech, because nothing spells excitement like "encoder-decoder" to the masses. 🥱✨
https://blog.google/technology/developers/t5gemma-2/ #T5Gemma2 #encoder-decoder #marketing #HackerNews #ngated

"To trim down the model, Multiverse turned to a mathematically complex approach borrowed from quantum physics that uses networks of high-dimensional grids to represent and manipulate large data sets."

I mean, that's the definition of neural networks, nothing related with "quantum physics" #buzzword

https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/11/19/1128119/quantum-physicists-compress-and-deconsor-deepseekr1/

🚀🤖 Behold, the latest installment of #sci-fi #fantasy from our benevolent overlords at Google: 'Antigravity'—because clearly, #AI needed another #buzzword to justify its existence. 🙄 Expecting your code to levitate? Sorry, you're still stuck with those pesky bugs. 🐜
https://antigravity.google/blog/introducing-google-antigravity #Google #Antigravity #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Co v IT oboru znamená #ShiftLeft ?

Vysvětlím.
HR oddělení šetří peníze a tak se jim nehlásí žádní kvalitní testeři či #security experti. Jenže ten požadavek na zabezpečení se nějak vyřešit musí. No a tak vznikl #buzzword Shit left. Prostě to udělá vývojář a ostatní jen budou hledat co ještě by vývojář mohl dělat.

Jednou se zase vrátí termín #FullStack developer, bude drahej a přetíženej a tak znova přijde Shift Left.

Manažeři přeci musí vykazovat nějakou čínnost...

#ZmrdiVohnoutiAMy

Quant à savoir utiliser la bonne formulation dans un email à envoyer à un futur employeur, c'est une autre histoire. Ça ne relève ni de l' #informatique, ni du cours de #français, mais plutôt du cours, apparemment non-existent officiellement, de la #flagornerie et du #BuzzWord , que l'on acquiert plutôt par la socialisation. Ça peut aussi se faire dans des ateliers publics pour tous et extra-scolaires, offerts une part des impôts payés par le monde économique.

🎉🎈 Y'all, just what we needed: a buttered-up cache for your #LLMs to save a few pennies while they robotically regurgitate past responses! 🚀🔄 Now, with the revolutionary Butter, you can finally *pretend* your AI is innovative by repeating itself, all while seamlessly integrating with your favorite buzzword tools. 🧈🤖✨
https://www.butter.dev/ #buttered-cache #AI-innovation #tech-trends #buzzword-tools #HackerNews #ngated

🐜🛠️ "Corrosion" is the latest #buzzword #bingo champion from a blog that thinks it can fly, but is just crashing into a wall of tech jargon. If you squint hard enough, you might find a sentence that isn't just a name-drop of random #frameworks. 🤓🚀
https://fly.io/blog/corrosion/ #Corrosion #TechJargon #BlogPost #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, the modern-day alchemist: turning #AI into GitHub gold, one #buzzword at a time. 🙄 With #WebMCP, you too can skip actual coding and let an algorithm flail its way to "intelligent" app nirvana. Just don't forget to sign in; we wouldn't want you to miss the AI's dazzling display of #mediocrity. 🤖✨
https://github.com/jasonjmcghee/WebMCP #Goldmine #Alchemy #AppDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

🚀BREAKING NEWS: Humans have invented a whole new #buzzword for doing... absolutely nothing! 🎉 Introducing Anthropic's "Memory API" for their Claude Developer Platform. 🤖 Because, apparently, the world was desperately waiting for #AI that can remember to forget. 🙄
https://www.anthropic.com/news/context-management #breakingnews #memoryapi #anthropic #claudedeveloperplatform #HackerNews #ngated

Today is „Change your Buzzword Day“!

#buzz #buzzword #password

→ Has ‘Big Protein’ Gone Too Far?
https://thetyee.ca/Culture/2025/09/05/Big-Protein-Gone-Too-Far/

“[I]n recent years, protein has become a buzzword outside of the gym, invading #nutrition vernacular from grocery store shelves to fast-food drive-thrus. Now, we’re in an age of ‘big protein,’ where everything seems to have protein in it.”

“On grocery store and #wellness store shelves you can get […] protein-packed chips, protein-enhanced bread, protein-rich donuts and even protein-laced maple syrup.”

#gym #protein #buzzword

Welcome to the land of "Observable #Notebooks," where you can now wrangle #data more easily... or not. 🙄 Dive into a world of #buzzword #soup 🍲 with "Notebook #Kit," "Notebooks gallery," and "Data loaders" that promise to revolutionize your workflow, assuming you can keep a straight face while reading the buzzword-laden guide. 🚀
https://observablehq.com/notebook-kit/data-loaders #Observable #Notebook #wrangling #Data #visualization #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look, a #groundbreaking revelation: making things efficient is apparently desirable 🤯. #Qwen3 attempts to revolutionize training and inference, because who knew that doing things faster and better was the goal? 🚀 Spoiler alert: it's just another #buzzword #buffet for the AI-obsessed. 🍽️
https://qwen.ai/blog?id=4074cca80393150c248e508aa62983f9cb7d27cd&from=research.latest-advancements-list #revelation #efficiency #AI #HackerNews #ngated

Oh wow, the tech world has been blessed with yet another #overhyped "revolutionary" #data system—Spiral, or is it Vortex? 🤔 Apparently, the Third Age of data is here, and it's brought to you by someone who's too good for "grandiose statements" but is totally fine with using them anyway. 😏 Welcome to the future, where #AI #workloads are the new #buzzword #bingo winners! 🎉
https://spiraldb.com/post/announcing-spiral #technology #revolution #HackerNews #ngated