@heiseonline Hauptsache ein CDU-Bürgermeister kann im ÖR was von "Linksextremismus" faseln. Mission erfüllt #Buzzword

RE: https://social.heise.de/@ct_Magazin/115829530995840000

Sehr schöne Sonderfolge des #podcast, aufgenommen am #39c3, zum Begriff #digitale_souveränität.
Mit konkreten Beispielen und Vorschlägen zu besserer Definition, aber auch von Verwässerung durch ein entstehendes #buzzword. Danke an @anneroth

🎉 Wow, MongoDB's #December 2025 "security update" is here, promising to fix tomorrow's bugs today! 🙄 Amid the jargon marathon about scaling #AI and making magic quadrants, we're left wondering if they'll ever secure anything except their spot in #buzzword #bingo. 📈🔐
https://www.mongodb.com/company/blog/news/mongodb-server-security-update-december-2025 #MongoDB #security #update #tech #news #HackerNews #ngated

🎯✨ "North Star" is the latest #buzzword #Microsoft has recycled from the corporate jargon dumpster. Apparently, using fancy words to say "we have a plan" is meant to distract us from the fact that their blog posts are longer than a CVS receipt. 🧾💼
https://devblogs.microsoft.com/oldnewthing/20151103-00/?p=91861 #NorthStar #CorporateJargon #BlogPosts #Plan #HackerNews #ngated

🚀🤖 Behold, the T5Gemma 2: a groundbreaking #innovation in... something, presumably. But don't worry, it's just another #buzzword salad from the world's favorite ad company, masquerading as groundbreaking #tech, because nothing spells excitement like "encoder-decoder" to the masses. 🥱✨
https://blog.google/technology/developers/t5gemma-2/ #T5Gemma2 #encoder-decoder #marketing #HackerNews #ngated

"To trim down the model, Multiverse turned to a mathematically complex approach borrowed from quantum physics that uses networks of high-dimensional grids to represent and manipulate large data sets."

I mean, that's the definition of neural networks, nothing related with "quantum physics" #buzzword

https://www.technologyreview.com/2025/11/19/1128119/quantum-physicists-compress-and-deconsor-deepseekr1/

🚀🤖 Behold, the latest installment of #sci-fi #fantasy from our benevolent overlords at Google: 'Antigravity'—because clearly, #AI needed another #buzzword to justify its existence. 🙄 Expecting your code to levitate? Sorry, you're still stuck with those pesky bugs. 🐜
https://antigravity.google/blog/introducing-google-antigravity #Google #Antigravity #tech #humor #HackerNews #ngated

Co v IT oboru znamená #ShiftLeft ?

Vysvětlím.
HR oddělení šetří peníze a tak se jim nehlásí žádní kvalitní testeři či #security experti. Jenže ten požadavek na zabezpečení se nějak vyřešit musí. No a tak vznikl #buzzword Shit left. Prostě to udělá vývojář a ostatní jen budou hledat co ještě by vývojář mohl dělat.

Jednou se zase vrátí termín #FullStack developer, bude drahej a přetíženej a tak znova přijde Shift Left.

Manažeři přeci musí vykazovat nějakou čínnost...

#ZmrdiVohnoutiAMy

Quant à savoir utiliser la bonne formulation dans un email à envoyer à un futur employeur, c'est une autre histoire. Ça ne relève ni de l' #informatique, ni du cours de #français, mais plutôt du cours, apparemment non-existent officiellement, de la #flagornerie et du #BuzzWord , que l'on acquiert plutôt par la socialisation. Ça peut aussi se faire dans des ateliers publics pour tous et extra-scolaires, offerts une part des impôts payés par le monde économique.

🎉🎈 Y'all, just what we needed: a buttered-up cache for your #LLMs to save a few pennies while they robotically regurgitate past responses! 🚀🔄 Now, with the revolutionary Butter, you can finally *pretend* your AI is innovative by repeating itself, all while seamlessly integrating with your favorite buzzword tools. 🧈🤖✨
https://www.butter.dev/ #buttered-cache #AI-innovation #tech-trends #buzzword-tools #HackerNews #ngated

🐜🛠️ "Corrosion" is the latest #buzzword #bingo champion from a blog that thinks it can fly, but is just crashing into a wall of tech jargon. If you squint hard enough, you might find a sentence that isn't just a name-drop of random #frameworks. 🤓🚀
https://fly.io/blog/corrosion/ #Corrosion #TechJargon #BlogPost #HackerNews #ngated

🚀 Ah, the modern-day alchemist: turning #AI into GitHub gold, one #buzzword at a time. 🙄 With #WebMCP, you too can skip actual coding and let an algorithm flail its way to "intelligent" app nirvana. Just don't forget to sign in; we wouldn't want you to miss the AI's dazzling display of #mediocrity. 🤖✨
https://github.com/jasonjmcghee/WebMCP #Goldmine #Alchemy #AppDevelopment #HackerNews #ngated

🚀BREAKING NEWS: Humans have invented a whole new #buzzword for doing... absolutely nothing! 🎉 Introducing Anthropic's "Memory API" for their Claude Developer Platform. 🤖 Because, apparently, the world was desperately waiting for #AI that can remember to forget. 🙄
https://www.anthropic.com/news/context-management #breakingnews #memoryapi #anthropic #claudedeveloperplatform #HackerNews #ngated

Today is „Change your Buzzword Day“!

#buzz #buzzword #password

→ Has ‘Big Protein’ Gone Too Far?
https://thetyee.ca/Culture/2025/09/05/Big-Protein-Gone-Too-Far/

“[I]n recent years, protein has become a buzzword outside of the gym, invading #nutrition vernacular from grocery store shelves to fast-food drive-thrus. Now, we’re in an age of ‘big protein,’ where everything seems to have protein in it.”

“On grocery store and #wellness store shelves you can get […] protein-packed chips, protein-enhanced bread, protein-rich donuts and even protein-laced maple syrup.”

#gym #protein #buzzword

Welcome to the land of "Observable #Notebooks," where you can now wrangle #data more easily... or not. 🙄 Dive into a world of #buzzword #soup 🍲 with "Notebook #Kit," "Notebooks gallery," and "Data loaders" that promise to revolutionize your workflow, assuming you can keep a straight face while reading the buzzword-laden guide. 🚀
https://observablehq.com/notebook-kit/data-loaders #Observable #Notebook #wrangling #Data #visualization #HackerNews #ngated

Oh, look, a #groundbreaking revelation: making things efficient is apparently desirable 🤯. #Qwen3 attempts to revolutionize training and inference, because who knew that doing things faster and better was the goal? 🚀 Spoiler alert: it's just another #buzzword #buffet for the AI-obsessed. 🍽️
https://qwen.ai/blog?id=4074cca80393150c248e508aa62983f9cb7d27cd&from=research.latest-advancements-list #revelation #efficiency #AI #HackerNews #ngated

Oh wow, the tech world has been blessed with yet another #overhyped "revolutionary" #data system—Spiral, or is it Vortex? 🤔 Apparently, the Third Age of data is here, and it's brought to you by someone who's too good for "grandiose statements" but is totally fine with using them anyway. 😏 Welcome to the future, where #AI #workloads are the new #buzzword #bingo winners! 🎉
https://spiraldb.com/post/announcing-spiral #technology #revolution #HackerNews #ngated

I get tired of the latest management speak.

“Let’s action that.”

There are actual English words you could use here. In fact, all you have to do is replace the “i” with a space and you have an actual English sentence.

Or, even better, stick with simple, clear words:

“Let’s do that.”

#english #language #buzzword

I just coined a new workplace phenomenon: #QuietCackling

Quiet Cackling (n.)
The discreet art of maintaining one’s sanity at work by laughing internally — or in whispers with trusted colleagues — at the absurdities of corporate life. Unlike open dissent, which risks a stern email from HR, Quiet Cackling involves a carefully suppressed snigger, a raised eyebrow in the Monday meeting, or the faint sound of stifled mirth behind a Teams microphone left on mute. It is both resistance and survival strategy, ensuring that while productivity may falter, irony never does.

Feel free to spread the word, I make this available under CC0 (Public Domain). Make the world a better place :blobcatgooglyshrug:

#JobMarket #buzzword #BusinessLingo #LinkedInMustDie #HR #hiring #BullshitBingo #AIGeneratedImage