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Skelton – Up the Wazoo 🍑
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Skelton visits his doctor for a colonoscopy… the camera gets inserted into his eye because he doesn't have a butt.

I want tacos, but I'm not allowed solid foods until AFTER my colonoscopy tomorrow at 845am. I can have broth or jell-o -- ugh. The sacrifices I make for my health!!! Have a great day, friends.

#TuesdaySelfie #TacoTuesday #TuesdayVibes #Coffee #Caffeine #Colonoscopy #MensHealth #Over50

It's the start of another work week! I'll be off Wednesday for a colonoscopy, but the week should fly by pretty fast. I'm looking forward to another weekend of performances, hoping the weather isn't too bad.

#MondaySelfie #MondaysSuck #MondayMonday  #MondayVibes #Coffee #Caffeine #Colonoscopy

A Colonoscopy is the most beautiful thing 6 people can do together.

#colonoscopy #colonoscopyhumor #chronicillnesshumor

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#Colonoscopy this morning went well -- they found one small polyp, and a bit of diverticulosis. Doctor says I am good now for another 10 years.

Then we went out to breakfast at a Coney Island diner. I wolfed down a large breakfast burrito sprinkled with hot sauce. Later I read my instructions which said to start with a small, non-spicy meal. Oh well.

Doing prep today for #colonoscopy tomorrow. Doing prep using sodium sulfate / magnesium sulfate / potassium chloride tablets, but based on experience so far this does not seem any better than the usual fluid prep.

1/n #UShealthcare/insurance
Paying the anesthesiologist separately who is CEO of his own company 😫😡😵🙃 who's unprofessional af.

First, he used the same cringeworthy gross joke about #sexualassault at least three times on three patients while I was waiting for the procedure. Whether he was talking to the partners or no, by definition, if the person is unconscious, touching them sexually is assault. It definitely calls into question the safety of patients under their care.

#colonoscopy

News to me: in 2020, the recommendation for high-risk #ColonCancer patients (whether due to family risk or because previous #colonoscopy involved removing some large or precancerous stuff):

Colonoscopy every 3 years.

After initial colonoscopy,
For some people 5.
(General public 10)
#cancer