#Cookery

2025-06-16

#TVAdvert #TVAd #Samsung #CellPhone #SamsungGalaxyS25Ultra #MobilePhone #TVCommercial #Commercial #Cookery #Siri #Apple #AI #GochujangPastaSauce #Funny #Silly #Comedy #Cooking #TV
I couldn’t resist trying the Samsung Galaxy S25 Ultra TV ad out on Siri. These are the two responses I received after frantically informing it I’d added way too much sugar to my Gochujang Pasta Sauce…
(NB: Here’s the link if you haven’t seen the ad! - ispot.tv/ad/TJxp/samsung-galax)

Siri’s first response to my cookery crisis: “Sorry, I can't help with that. You can learn more about logging your Health data with Siri at Apple.com. Open Apple Support.”Siri’s second response: “Open Health app.”
2025-06-12

Surely tongue in cheek I thought - but no she seems to be sincere in her stereotyping even if the reviewer never actually explains why this is the essential cookbook for Lesbians… I can only assume the title was dreamt up to get some DM types frothing at the mouth. Shame a not too bad cookbook is given a shite review.

theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/n

#LGBT #Cookery #Review #Bookstadon #Guardian

Deepak Kumar Vasudevanlavanyadeepak
2025-06-08
ℒӱḏɩę :blahaj:Lydie@tech.lgbt
2025-04-30

Butter and garlic are always measured by the heart. There is no other way.

#food #foodie #cooking #cookery

2025-03-28

As usual, DW forgot to start the porridge timer. Stovetop granola disks? A formerly unknown substance made from steelies, butter, maple syrup, salt, and water? I’m taking shelter in the lounge man cave until I hear bowl-scraping sounds. #greyhounds #porridge #cookery

Well, not in his man cave. Upon his throne. Black ticked pirate puppy Rocky on a Bean bed atop a Kuranda bed.
2025-03-14

#science #scrambledeggs #pan #stars #gravity #fairyliquid #vortex #planets #solarsystem #washingup #physics #cookery #snacks #blackholes
Is it normal to start thinking about spacetime, gravity, the way matter coalesces to form stars, and the way smaller objects orbit larger ones, when you’re washing your scrambled egg pan?
Then to start doing vortices experiments and filming it in Timelapse?

I might be a bit weird…

2025-03-09

My very first Tarte Tatin - an #apple based #French desert. Getting the caramel right was a little tricky. I hope it tastes as good as it looks and compares favourably to my son’s efforts 😋 #cookery #cuisine

French Apple desert Tarte tatin on a plate. The apples are brown in colour and are visible on top of the tart.
2025-03-08

#television #uk #tv #cookery #gourmet #chefs #cookeryprogrammes #bbc #itv
Saturday in the UK… when gourmet cookery programmes and TV chefs hog the channels.

Time to put a tin of beans or some scrambled eggs on…

Christopher Burton 🇺🇦cb@social.lol
2025-03-03

👀 Revenge is a dish best served cold or, in lieu of that, room temperature. Never hot! That's just gross.

#revenge #cookery

2025-03-01

Another fabulous episode of #TheKitchenCabinet from favourite foods to gorge on, #cauliflower, and making #beetroot palatable. Featuring @DrAnnieGray, @jayrayner1, and the usual cast of knowledgeable culinary characters. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0028989 #foodhistory #foodstudies #cookery

2025-03-01

Another fabulous episode of #TheKitchenCabinet from favourite foods to gorge on, #cauliflower, and making #beetroot palatable. Featuring @DrAnnieGray, @jayrayner1, and the usual cast of knowledgeable culinary characters. bbc.co.uk/programmes/m0028989 #foodhistory #foodstudies #cookery

2025-02-26

#cookery / #cooking people: I've just been cooking chicken wings. the recipe calls for me to roll the cooked wings in a mixture of uncooked paprika and curry powder.

2025-02-20

In an unusual date night activity for @fleeblewidget and I, this week we tried making pies together... while @fleeblewidget was blindfolded and I was forbidden from giving her verbal instructions.

It was really challenging, and pretty stressful... and lots of fun. I very much enjoyed that it made us stretch our communications skills (which is fundamentally sexy and therefore excellent date night material).

🔗 Lots more: danq.me/blind-piemaker

#pie #baking #cooking #cookery #date #food #dateNight

Dan, a white man with a goatee, wearing a black t-shirt, takes a selfie featuring himself and Ruth, a white woman with dark hair, wearing a purple jumper and a blindfold. Ruth is, by touch, manipulating a ball of pastry on a wooden work surface.
MusiqueNow :pride: ✡️ 🇵🇸 :anarchismhebrew:MusiqueNow@todon.eu
2025-02-10
2025-02-10

@aroundthehills

Bananas are radioactive, you know.

Roughly 1 BED per banana, which is evidence of the fine tuning of the laws of #physics if ever there was.

So wrap that baking foil good and tight.

(-:

#cookery #banana!

2025-02-10

@aroundthehills

It's made with those funny-shaped apples, right?

How much rhubarb are you using?

(-:

#cookery #banana! #minions

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John :au: :60: :05: :12: :GP:John@fairdinkum.one
2025-01-26

I was surprised yesterday that a #Canadian #youtube #cookery channel I follow had a new video out titled “I tried cooking roast potatoes for the first time”!

#RoastPotatoes for the first time???

“It wasn’t part of my childhood - when I was growing up it never appeared on the #dinner table.”

Is this the same for most #Canadians? #food #potatoes

youtu.be/rvNC3eMODow?si=9QfNuF

Urban Camerauc@mastodon.scot
2025-01-25

Quiche out of the oven, pizza in.

Clearing out my refrigerator brought the pastry to the front, so it has to be used. Should be enough to cover me for the whole week.

#life #food #cooking #cookery

Hywel Malletthmallett@toot.wales
2025-01-20

Some #cookery books have shitty indexes.
I know I’m cooking #Goan #Fish #Curry tonight. Goan Fish Curry is the title of the recipe.
It’s in the index under H for haddock.

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