Count Binface destroys “Fake It Till You Make It”
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Vlew9R2s2A
#debate #oxford #countbinface #fakeituntilyoumakeit
#CountBinface
Count Binface, if he ever comes to the US, STILL a better president than the #PendejoInChief
> Count Binface vows to turn Trump golf course into ‘sanctuary for asylum seekers’ https://www.thelondoneconomic.com/politics/count-binface-trump-golf-course-asylum-seekers-389615/
I implore anyone from outside of the UK to listen to this podcast episode featuring a genuine election candidate, Count Binface. Yes he ran for several elections and yes he got many votes. And yes he makes more sense than a lot of our previous government…
One of his finest achievements is getting more votes in 2024 than those racist nobs, Britain First. 👌
https://podcasts.apple.com/gb/podcast/rhlstp-with-richard-herring/id520831548?i=1000683116990 #RHLSTP #comedy #CountBinface
Go follow the Count himself: @CountBinface
Went to see Count Binface at the party conference in London.
Lovely setup for standup in the Pleasence, with tables around the stalls and balcony instead of rows of chairs.
Mostly jokes about how the real politicians are all even more stupid than he is.
Surprised he held a mic like a standup comedian, instead of having a wireless one built into his bin.
He gets far fewer mayoral votes under first past the post, but he didn't explicitly say that was why there were so many fewer second time. Probably didn't want to bring attention to the downward swing.
On target for government in 2043 though according to trends he reckons.
Ich wollte schon immer mal einen Politiker anmalen XD
Das ist die Mini
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Und das habe ich daraus gemacht:
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One week to go until US #ElectionDay. Thanks to #CountBinface, I learned that this time, election day coincides with Guy Fawkes Night. This scene from V for Vendetta has since been looping in my head, albeit for what I hope are the wrong reasons. https://youtu.be/yrwTDfdck7I?si=UOTId5sphBCIrW4M
1980s Action Force’s villain Baron Ironblood seems to have a remarkable resemblance to the earlier incarnation of serial UK election candidate Lord Buckethead, and his future spin-off Count Binface. #MemoryLane #ActionFigures #ActionForce #Toys #Merchandise #Comics #UKcomics #CountBinFace #LordBucketHead #BaronIronBlood
@standupmaths published a video recently on this very thing, and got an expert in to explain some of the difficulties in mapping local elections to general elections (and vice versa).
Hey @franksting this is glorious #CountBinface
@jstatepost On his website, he describes himself as "the sixth most popular parliamentary candidate for the constituency of Richmond and Northallerton, 2024" and notes that this year was his highest ever vote count in a parliamentary election and higest ranking.
Here is his election message:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YwnacH0VNhQ
and his manifesto:
@jstatepost Number of votes notwithstanding, he got to share the stage with Sunak yesterday, when the results were announced.
#britain #election #generalelection #uk #politics #crazy #keirstarmer #rishisunak #funny #weird #countbinface #tory #libdem #labour #monsterravingloony #world #international #comedy #strange
This is how to do it, and I hope the rest of the world’s taking note!
British elections… you can’t beat ‘em. I’m waiting for the day Count Binface actually gets in…
The weirdest moments of the election
https://news.sky.com/video/share-13173946
Fresh off his Election battle with Rishi Sunak, Count Binface is headed out on tour. Get the details here
https://screen-one.net/count-binface-to-head-out-on-tour-this-autumn/
#CountBinface #Comedy #politics #ceefax #UKTour #MEGA @CountBinface
Following Britain's General Election, We Say Goodbye To One Very Special Candidate in Particular
https://www.themarysue.com/who-is-count-binface-in-britains-general-election/
Whoa! Hold on! What‽
@CountBinface had a good try, but got 308 votes and not 314 votes‽
The Parker Return not quite π thing was just a joke, @standupmaths .
https://mastodon.scot/@JdeBP/112724534202051364
#CountBinface #StandUpMaths #UKPolitics #UKGeneralElection #maths #ParkerReturn
To mark the U.K. general election on July 4, our @CultureDesk shared this story from the Big Issue about the history of novelty political candidates, including @CountBinface, who yesterday lost his bid to oust former Prime Minister Rishi Sunak.
https://www.bigissue.com/news/politics/novelty-political-candidates-general-election-binface-elmo/
People outwith the U.K., after learning that @CountBinface is even allowed and stands next to an incumbent PM, even then don't fully appreciate the true character of satirical candidates.
The Count's post-results speech actually calls for more sensible things than some of the non-satirical parties now having MPs have called for:
Doing something about the postmasters pronto, & doing something about homelessness.
@vonxylofon @liamvhogan @emmadavidson @nathanaelcbr
The Parker Leaflet is probably a collector's item for #YouTube aficionados, by the way. Correct maths; but couldn't spell the name "Richmond". (-:
#CountBinface #maths #StandUpMaths #UKPolitics #UKGeneralElection #Richmond #Northallerton
@vonxylofon @liamvhogan @emmadavidson @nathanaelcbr
In another FediVerse connection with a bit of an Aussie spin, @CountBinface 's election leaflet graphs were drawn by @standupmaths , who also got to be at the #Richmond and #Northallerton count, as every candidate is allowed 1 counting agent and 1 guest.
#CountBinface #StandUpMaths #YouTube #UKPolitics #UKGeneralElection #FediFollows
@vonxylofon @liamvhogan @emmadavidson @nathanaelcbr
Indeed it is @CountBinface if you wish to follow.
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