#CryForHelp

Theblotch666theblotch666
2026-01-24

Models: Stefan-K and it's simply me
Location: Homburger Papiermühle Nümbrecht, Germany
Photo and edit: The Blotch 666

Mark HarbingerMark_Harbinger
2026-01-22

"Ooh, that's a nice box!" has become the most often repeated phrase during our family Christmases—far surpassing "Merry Christmas".

And, yes, that's because I say it at every stage of every present, from selection through wrapping and on to every present's unwrapping.

I'm begun a nice collection.

Of boxes.

or ?

a.k.a. low-profileNead@vivaldi.net
2025-12-26

@Em0nM4stodon Clearly not enough discussion about pretzels or anything made out of pretzels. #cryforhelp

2025-09-17

What in the name of.....

"Melania, this is all so unnecessary. You just need to go to the bar and ask for Angela"

#CryForHelp
#CryOfPain

A news picture from the September 2025 state visit of Donald Trump to the UK. Four figures are seen in a fancy pants sort of room. In the foreground some random arty stuff sits on a table. On the left, a bewildered looking elderly man with weird hair and a sallow expression on his face appears lost in a reverie mainly because its long past bedtime. In the middle is old sausage fingers himself, King Chaz and the missus pretending to be interested in stuff. On the right a weird, haunted-looking figure in purple stands apparently paralysed, the face concealed behind a large lampshade hat.
2025-07-29

Going to go into town next week and take some selfies with the new DC fast chargers. #LifeGoals #Living #CryForHelp

2025-07-23

#HowCanAny #FWakeHowCan

How can any of you on social media behave as if #MalalaYousafzai in year 2012 wasn't a cry for help of the ENTIRE EARTH, Planet Pale Blue Dot? #CryForHelp ?

What mind-fuck have you consumed, social media Cambridge Analytica?

youtube.com/watch?v=KVbXmc2a-ys

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-07-18

🎉🎩 Dive into Dennis Schubert's tale of woe, where he valiantly battles the EVIL 👹 that is USB-C hubs, only to discover his trusty MacBook is just a glorified dongle holder. Spoiler: this isn't a review, just a cry for help from a man drowning in adapters. 🙃🔌
overengineer.dev/blog/2021/04/

2025-06-25

As an exercise in self-reproach I just counted how many tabs I have open in Firefox. Answer: 55, in four different windows. THEY ARE ALL VERY IMPORTANT. #cryforhelp

George Pearkespeark.es@bsky.brid.gy
2014-12-26

I had a dream about debating someone on whether or not the US had deleveraged since the global financial crisis. #cryforhelp

2024-11-25

Anyone in the randstad who has a spare Linksys Velop WHW03v2 (that specific model), a mesh wifi node, I am willing to pay moneys. #ad #cryforhelp #mesh #notmesh

Mildly Amusing Bored Housewifelifeunfiltered@c.im
2024-10-17

Wearing a costume every week to therapy is just one of the reasons while I’ll never not be in therapy.
#therepy #costume #cryforhelp

2024-06-15

Badge: 🌙 🌙 🌙 Source: linktr.ee/NextStory

😟 Anxiety and depression 😭 were off the 📈 charts, and I 😭 cried every day. I couldn't 😴 sleep.

DaLetra Englishdaletraeng
2024-05-06

See the lyrics for the song “Cry For Help” by Rick Astley

daletra.com/rick-astley/lyrics

2024-05-06

See the lyrics for the song “Cry For Help” by Rick Astley
#RickAstley #CryForHelp
daletra.com/rick-astley/lyrics

Spacewizard! (Ed H)spacewizard@mas.to
2023-11-10

Reinstalled #Linux on my laptop just to feel something

#cryForHelp

2023-07-20

@alexcox @dobyfriday This is an abomination I know, but I lack a good mental framework to fix it.
From left to right, the first screen, the screen where I spend my time, and the one between them. #roastMyScreen #cryForHelp

Willingly spending my leisure time watching an A's vs. Tigers blowout. #cryforhelp

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