Brought to you from the "It's not stalking if *I* don't recognising it as stalking" school of thought.

The Stupid. It Burns.

"Michigan man learns the hard way that “catch a cheater” spyware apps aren’t legal " - Ars Technica

https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/01/michigan-man-learns-the-hard-way-that-catch-a-cheater-spyware-apps-arent-legal/

#Eejit #Stalking #Spying #Spyware #CyberSecurity

Conor McGregor pulls out of Ireland’s presidential race
https://www.theguardian.com/world/2025/sep/15/conor-mcgregor-pulls-out-of-ireland-presidential-race
#guardian #ireland #farright #mma #conormcgregor #eejit #gobshite

Damnit, ordered a pair of 2.5Gb USB NICs for upgrading the router with. Ordered USB-C by mistake, so now have to find USB-C to USB-A 3.x adapters #eejit

OMG. I just injured myself while eating noodles... I slurped the dangling end of a noodle and took a drop of the sauce to the eye. The sauce being largely chilli oil.
Jesus that stings.
Can I take the rest of the day off work? Have I had an injury in the workplace if I'm #WorkingFromHome
#Eejit #Dingus #Wally #Twat

Ah, Twitter, full of educated adults...
Probably Drones, or UAPs dispersing chemicals as mind bleach.... or something.
(Over half a million views and counting!)
#Fog #Twitter #Eejit #MindControl

Ok K-Mag, you really need a serious penalty, Sergeant had no clue K-Mag was there nor expect him to stick his nose in like that.

#MiamiGP #Eejit #F1 #USAF1 #F12024

@Caledonia @zs proper #eejit 🥳

2 hours wasted (90 plus time to shop and back) when I was trying to work 😖 all because my brain doesn’t function as it should.

(Normally I return card to wallet as soon as it get in, if I’ve just card, but something broke routine so I didn’t & didn’t notice till roughly 23 hours later … thank gawd they hadn’t handed it to the police yet & I hadn’t reported it lost)

#ADHD #ExecutiveDysfunction #Eejit

FULL RAINBOW in 36s with 15 moves. “If you want something said, ask a man; if you want something done, ask a woman.” – Margaret Thatcher. https://www.fullrainbow.co.uk #eejit

That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works. Repeated infections increases your risk of long term illness. You wear a mask to protect others as much as yourself.

Tilda Swinton Says She's 'So Full of Antibodies' and 'Faith' That She's Refusing To Comply With Mask Requirements On Set

https://www.themarysue.com/tilda-swinton-refusing-to-comply-with-mask-requirements-sxsw/

#longCOVID #COVID #Pandemic #antiMask #eejit

Wee Duggie Boy Ross's caught-on-mic utterance of "f**k's sake" in Parliament during a protest today is hilarious to me, not least because I like to imagine that's what almost every MSP in the chamber mutters each time they see that wee eejit stand up to bluster about something. https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-scotland-politics-64827969

#Scotland #parliament #Holyrood #swearing #DouglasRoss #eejit

Blocked a Tate fanboy #eejit on facebook earlier kept telling me that I needed to be educated, made me laugh whe tried to insult me calling me woke. Proud to have empathy and to be caring

#2 - The Caber Toss - which #eejit is stupid enough to try this test o’ strength?!?

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Caught the dog mid-yawn today 👍
#JackRussell #Eejit

Every time I mention how badly I let the exercise slip last year I need slapped around the face with a sign reminding me I successfully got through and recovered from major cancer surgery #eejit 🫠

Just saw an Instagram story about a guy's morning and evening skin care routine. There were 14, FOURTEEN separate items! Weren't cheap items either, must have been £25+ each. This is why people are resorting to onlyfans.

For the record, I use an £8 face wash and my skin looks the same!

#putitinyourpensionfund #eejit!