🚨 OMG, America! 🇺🇸 The latest conspiracy theory: not voting is apparently the new way to elect a president! 🙄 Apparently, sitting on your couch eating #Doritos is a hardcore political strategy. 🛋️🥔 Maybe next election, they'll just take a nap. 💤 #PoliticalGenius
https://eurodivergent.bearblog.dev/you-didnt-vote-for-him-but-you-helped-him-win/ #ConspiracyTheory #PoliticalStrategy #ElectionHumor #CouchPolitics #HackerNews #ngated

Oh la la! 🇫🇷 Marine Le Pen, the political drama queen, gets a four-year timeout ⏳ along with a ban from the 2027 presidential race. Her next campaign slogan: "Vote for me... in 2031! (if I'm out by then)" 😂.
https://www.theguardian.com/world/live/2025/mar/31/france-marine-le-pen-embezzlement-verdict-europe-news-live #MarineLePen #PoliticalDrama #Timeout2027 #France2023 #ElectionHumor #PoliticalSlogans #HackerNews #ngated

Third-Party Candidate Announces Platform: 'I Promise Not to Run for President Again #campaignpromises #electionhumor #politicalparody #PoliticalSatire #thirdpartycandidate https://lighthousenewsnetwork.com/third-party-candidate-announces-platform-i-promise-not-to-run-for-president-again/?feed_id=13303&_unique_id=678c42533b19b

Johnny Depp just dropped the mic on Trump! 🎤💥

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