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#GallowsHumor

#gallowshumor #metacrisis

Fox News is to journalism what Dr. Pepper is to medicine.

@Mikel_Jollett #fightoligarchy #gallowshumor #metacrisis

@Mikel_Jollett
Ok how about this:
No more billionaires. None.
After you reach $999 million, every
red cent goes to schools and health
care.
You get a trophy that says, “| won
capitalism” and we name a dog park
after you.

#gallowshumor #pridemonth #pride #gaypride #2SLGBTQ

Social media exchange:
Post - In Genesis it was Adam and Eve, not Adam and STEVE!
Comment - Um. No, you closed-minded twit, in Genesis it was Phil Collins, Tony Banks and Mike Rutherford.

#gallowshumor #funnybuttrue

"Today, I completed a chore I have been putting off for 7 months. It took 12 minutes. I will learn nothing from this."

@grossdoriane #grosdoriane #gallowshumor #unskilledwork #noworkisunskilled #wereallinthistogether #metacrisis #fightoligarchy

@Grosdoriane
Rich people love complaining about "unskilled workers." Bro, you're the one who has to pay someone to make you a cup of coffee.

David Cross Meets Prof Michael Oppenheimer

https://piefed.social/post/825957

#gallowshumor #funnybuttrue #funny #polycrisis

Picture of a young child dressed in 80's cool kid clothes with an 80s hair cut and white rimmed 80's sunglasses leaning against a red child-sized car.
"Remember when we cried as kids and our parents said, “I'll give you something to cry about.”
"We though they were going to hit us but instead they destroyed the housing market, quadrupled college tuition and melted the ice caps."

@zerowastememes #gallowshumor #funnybuttrue #climateemergency #conservation

Them: so you're like really into the environment then?
Me: (drawing of a closeup of an eye slowly rolling back into the speaker's head) Yes, Susan, I'm really "into" the survival of all living things.

#funny #funnybuttrue #gallowshumor #puns #fightoligarchy

A bistro sandwich board written in chalk "Trump Sandwich - white bread - full of baloney - w/Russian dressing and a Small Pickle"

#canada #treaty #treaty8 #treaty6 #treaty7 #treaty10 #funnybuttrue #gallowshumor #alberta

Map of the province of Alberta showing the 4 First Nations treaty areas which comprises the entire province. Superimposed are the words (in order shown) "Dear Alberta separatists,
Treaty 8, 1899 (not yours)
Treaty 10, 1906 (sorry, nope)
Treaty Treat 6, 1876 (not yours)
Treaty 7, 1877 (Also, not yours)

#funny #funnybuttrue #gallowshumor

IF YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO SMALL
TO HAVE AN IMPACT,
TRY GOING TO BED WITH A MOSQUITO IN THE ROOM.

Cute choices
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/9SU41q1V-XE

#realAmericans vs #Immigrants #gallowshumor

#funnybuttrue #gallowshumor #climatechange #metacrisis #societalcollapse #protestsigns

A protest sign which reads:
How often did he save everyone on Gilligan's Island?
- The Millionaire = Never
- The Professor = In pretty much every episode

#funny #gallowshumor #bugsbunny #sesamestreet

Growing up, Sesame Street taught me |
the importance of education, empathy,
and kindness.

Bugs Bunny, on the other hand, taught
me that revenge on my enemies
should be quick, clever, and brutal.

#speaklife #wisdom #gallowshumor

"In life it's important to know when to stop arguing with people, and simply let them be wrong."

Musk: "When you have a conflict with another car, your cybertruck will win every time."

Daimler:
Cybertruck Split In Two By Mercedes G-Class In Texas
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHz8hehNN2g

#Musk #Cybertruck #Accident #Mercedes #CrumblngZone #Physics #ImpactForces #StreetSafety #CarStandards #CarIndustry #SafetyFeatures #GallowsHumor

#graffiti #elbowsup #canada #gallowshumor

Public washroom mechanical hand drier with graffiti "Push button for a short speech by Pierre Poilievre"

#JeremyKaplowitz @jeremysmiles #gallowshumor #funny #queerhumor #gayhumor

"So many homophobes turn out to be secretly gay that I'm nervous I'm secretly a giant spider." --Jeremy Kaplowitz @jeremysmiles

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