Microslop’s at $384 now. Palantir’s dropped 23% in the last month and Tesla’s still a scam. #msft #grandtheftautocomplete
#GrandTheftAutocomplete
Remote Labor Index:
Measuring #AI Automation of Remote Work
"All AI agents tested automate at most 2.5% of tasks on RLI, showing that most economically valuable remote work currently remains far beyond their capabilities."
It's because it's a bag of shite, that's why.
Apparently #Waymo is a scam too. https://youtu.be/f2VkilenX_M?si=AQcKES98wOw79CQX
It relies on drivers in the Philippines. #grandtheftautocomplete
“In order to disprove investor doubts, Microsoft will need to show increased monetization of its Copilot offering and AI models, according to UBS analyst Karl Keirstead. Thus far, “many checks on Copilot don’t suggest a strong usage ramp,” Keirstead wrote. “The model market appears crowded and capital-intensive.”
https://stocks.apple.com/ACs1B-3MpRJWHxAcegq51iQ
Yeah, no thanks, Karl…
Update: It’s about to drop under $400, erasing almost a year’s growth. The last time it was under $400 was April 2025.
Still over-priced. Wait till it hits $40. #msft #grandtheftautocomplete
Ok, I just need to mention that #msft is continuing to slide. Down to $410 now.
Yes, they may have over-invested in #grandtheftautocomplete but I don’t think that is the issue.
The issue is their products are utter tripe.
@Brett
Surely the best JOKE of the year… a supposed ‘philosopher’ ‘allegedly’ unable to comprehend the utter inability of self-awareness of #GrandTheftAutocomplete 😁
#LLM
According to #gamersnexus 70% of the #DRAM supply is going towards the production of worthless slop, or #AI as they call it. https://youtu.be/SQ2GNxZVnKI?si=OMeeHqoUBR13pW8E #GrandTheftAutocomplete
The Real A.I. Problem No One Is Talking About (Who Buys Your Stuff, Robots?) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tK7qIn6Y0K8 #GrandTheftAutocomplete
The main difference between the #dotcombubble and the #aibubble is that websites were still useful after the bubble burst.
#grandtheftautocomplete will always be shite.
RE: https://mastodon.social/@appleinsider/115883343469662119
No ****ing thanks. #grandtheftautocomplete
Before Grand Theft Autocomplete destroyed most of my industry, I used to say I had something I wished tech company senior management - basically, the C-suite - would understand and take to heart. I haven't got to say it in a while, but feel it needs to be written down somewhere.
So here goes.
If you think you can meaningfully motivate tech workers with company-branded knapsacks and tee-shirts, while senior management pockets bonuses and stock incentives worth 6 or 7 figures, you need to start hiring smarter tech workers.
There is very, very little that is more demotivating than being thrown scraps of useless tat branded with the company logo as a permanent reminder of just how little their contribution is valued.
#software #engineering #SoftwareEngineering #GrandTheftAutocomplete #AI #management #bonuses #bonus #incentive #tat #CEO #CTO #CSuite #motivation #demotivation
Somewhat related: What Sam Altman Doesn't Want You To Know https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l0K4XPu3Qhg #moreperfectunion #grandtheftautocomplete #openai
Microsoft Scales Back AI Goals Because Almost Nobody Is Using Copilot
https://tech.yahoo.com/ai/copilot/articles/microsoft-scales-back-ai-goals-144521568.html
Haaaa haaaa haaaa haaaa haaa!
In case anyone needed another reason to loathe #OpenAI and #grandtheftautocomplete … George f***ing Osborne. https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cd6xz1jv4ezo
NVIDIA isn’t Enron - so what is it? By #edzitron https://www.wheresyoured.at/nvidia-isnt-enron-so-what-is-it/ #grandtheftautocomplete #aibubble
“AI is the asbestos in the walls of our technological society, stuffed there with wild abandon by a finance sector and tech monopolists run amok. We will be excavating it for a generation or more.” - by @pluralistic
https://pluralistic.net/2025/12/05/pop-that-bubble/
Man, Cory, you sure can turn a phrase. #grandtheftautocomplete
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