Why it takes you and an elephant the same amount of time to poop

https://www.pbs.org/newshour/health/takes-elephant-amount-time-poop

#HackerNews #WhyItTakesYouAndAnElephantToPoop #PoopScience #AnimalBiology #FunFacts #HealthHumor

Pulmonary rehab: “We’re here to help your lungs.”
Also pulmonary rehab: a parking-lot staircase clearly designed by a supervillain. 😳

#PulmonaryRehab #PulmRehab #ChronicIllness #Sarcoidosis #HeartFailure #AccessibleDesign #DisabilityPride #HealthHumor #SmallWins #PatientLife

1. Had an unexpected laugh at the pharmacy today when I thumped my MiraLAX on the counter and the cashier instantly understood everything from the look on my face.

2. We both laughed, which made the whole “prep supply run” feel a little less dreadful.

3. Still debating which beverage I’m willing to ruin forever after two gallons of this stuff… but at least I’m going into it with some humor.

EDIT: the nurse I talked to yesterday was incorrect - she said 64 ounces was a gallon, but it’s not - it’s 1/2 a gallon. I only need to drink a gallon total of the wretched prep. In my state of panic and horror when talking to her, I didn’t calculate that in my head at the time.

Amazingly, that does make it sound a lot easier for me. Not EASY but EASIER and I’ll take that.

#RealLifeMoments #KeepingItReal #HealthHumor #LifeLately #EverydayStories #FindingTheFunny #AdultingAdventures #3GoodThings #ThreeGoodThings

😆 "PhD discovers the shocking news that burgers don’t magically vanish with a 5-minute jog. 🍔➡️🏃‍♂️ Spoiler: you can’t outrun your fork, and neither can your inbox full of unread research papers." 📚💡
https://williamjbarry.substack.com/p/the-myth-of-outrunning-your-diet #PhDlife #BurgerFacts #HealthHumor #ResearchStruggles #JoggingReality #HackerNews #ngated

Went for a run today — my legs submitted their two-week notice halfway through
#GymStruggles #FitnessLife #WorkoutFail #HealthHumor

"Why did the banana go to the doctor? Because it was peeling sick! 🍌😂
#fruitpun #banana #funnyfood #healthhumor #punnyjokes #foodiefun #laughoutloud #sillyjokes #fruityhumor #groanworthy" https://punnypeak.com/fruit-puns/ #AncestryDna Fruit Write a Funny Pun about Fruit and Add At Least 10 Relevant Popular Hashtags Below the Pun.

"Joining a group of kidney enthusiasts because I heard they're a pretty renal-able crowd! #pun #joke #KidneyFunctionJunction #HealthHumor #WellnessLaughs"
https://punsteria.com/kidney-puns/