It’s easier to just light a joint and play video games than to think about the injustices about the world. I need to know how to practice mindfulness and stillness because I think a million thoughts per second and it exhausts my brain. Smoking weed helps me relax and distract myself. This is why I am a weak soldier. It’s no wonder this system is winning. #highthoughts #anticapitalism #boredom

I'm high and pyramid head just entered the room

I wanna go home

(I am home)

#silenthill2 #sh2 #silenthill #konami #horror #horrorgaming #high #highthoughts #drugs #shitpost #hashtags

Humans: Will eat each other’s assholes, but draw the line at sharing a toothbrush. And they wonder why the universe keeps ghosting them.

#darkhumor #realitycheck #highthoughts #existentialdread #questioneverything

All the Gems have cell phones, but it’s not like they have jobs/income. Who pays the phone bills?? #StevenUniverse #highthoughts

Can you imagine how oddly different this planet would be if another Kingdom had beaten Animalia to the evolution of individual consciousness? #HighThoughts

Sometimes I just want to be naked in a sauna with a bunch of hairy men #HighThoughts

I’m high, and I just want to use someone’s chest as my pillow. #HighThoughts

My #petsnails seem to be Up To Business when they’re awake. They make important decisions like whether to crawl across the side of their little hideaway or across the sides of the tank. I am considering adding a third stick to their terrarium but am also wondering…what sorts of things beyond twigs and sticks and their water dish do they consider toys? I put a dry leaf under a stick and Niles’s eyes bugged out a lil when he saw. Now I’m obsessed. #snailposting #2AMThoughts #highthoughts

“Squelch” is a really satisfying word to say. Say it out loud and tell me I’m wrong.
#HighThoughts

Who decided that eggs are only for breakfast?? #highthoughts

Who would want a blue surfboard? It would get lost in the ocean! #highthoughts

We should bring back phone booths, but without the phones

Just privacy booths you can go in and make a call on your cell phone without being overheard or bothering people around you

And also there’s charging cords in there

#highthoughts

What would a capitalized spacebar be, like two spaces? #HighThoughts

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Maybe I'm just too high, but hearing a state AG be farther left than a mainstream news site is breaking my brain.

The interviewer gets uncomfortable and gets like, "uh, people might say the Nazi comparisons are a little much", and she's like, "I think they're right on point"

It was genuinely jarring to hear that from an AG

#highthoughts #weed #pol