#existentialdread

Ganja PandaGanjaPanda
2025-05-20

Humans are just meat puppets with self-awareness, stumbling through a simulation, convinced they matter because they fear the alternative. They cling to the illusion of purpose like a drunk, hugging a street lamp, both for support and to avoid the darkness beyond.

Seb ∞sebwhatever
2025-05-16

Introduce yourself. Right on!

Hi , I'm Seb. A (), dude in his mid-forties and living in Canada.

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Forever lost and trying to find my way.

Current interests include:

Ganja PandaGanjaPanda
2025-05-16

Humans: Will eat each other’s assholes, but draw the line at sharing a toothbrush. And they wonder why the universe keeps ghosting them.

Facebook Reel Post: In Carcosa, Ego
Under a sky of tarnished gold, strange poppies sway. The music calls... but don't answer
facebook.com/alxledante/videos
Watch "In Carcosa, Ego" - a new Reel from Alex Ledante / The Darker Side of Passion #InCarcosaEgo #Carcosa #KingInYellow #CosmicHorror #WeirdFiction #SurrealArt #AIgenerated #DarkerSideOfPassion #AlexLedante #DarkArt #ExistentialDread

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-14

Oh, the humanity! πŸ™„ A century later, and high schoolers are still trapped in the glittering, angst-filled clutches of , like moths to a pretentious flame. πŸŽ‰ F. Scott laments from beyond, "Why did I ever write this thing?" while teachers force-feed teens the American Dream with a side of existential dread. πŸ“šπŸ’€
newyorker.com/books/page-turne

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-09

Ah, the existential dread of Baudelaire's "Flowers of Evil" πŸŒΉβ€”or is it just another error page selling the "fastest" WordPress hosting? πŸš€ Because nothing screams poetic angst like a sales pitch and a Trustpilot review. πŸ˜‚
fleursdumal.org

Step into the terrifying unknown. My new AI-generated cosmic horror short, "Where Shadows Lead the Way," from @AlexLedante / @DarkerSideOfPassion, is a surreal journey into existential dread, guided by unseen forces.
Watch the full video here: youtu.be/XBk622IX7ek?si=cidQ34
#CosmicHorror #ExistentialDread #AIArt #DarkerSideOfPassion #AlexLedante #WeirdFiction #SurrealArt #AIgenerated #PsychologicalHorror #TheUnknown #Shadows

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-05-03

Ah, yes, the classic "life-is-horrible-but-let's-pop-bubbly-anyway" approach 🍾. Because who needs therapy when you can drown your existential dread in overpriced airplane champagne? ✈️ Clearly, is just one flight attendant call away! πŸ˜‚
quarter--mile.com/You-Could-Ju

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-30

🀯 Welcome to 2025, where "Automatic Sparse Differentiation" is still a thing, even though nobody asked for it! πŸŽ‰ Who knew sparse Jacobians and Hessians needed a 10-page comic strip to explain their existential dread? πŸ˜‚
iclr-blogposts.github.io/2025/

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-28

βœ¨πŸ€– Ah, behold the latest in buzzword salad: "DeepSeek-R2", where the AI language models promise to lead us into a brave new world of vague "solutions" and existential dread. Because who wouldn't want a computer to understand the futility of human existence better than we do? πŸ§πŸ’‘
deepseek.ai/blog/deepseek-r2-a

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-21

πŸŒͺ️ "Out of the Fog" is a tale of how Operation Babylift's "heroic" rescue of Vietnamese infants turned into a lifelong identity crisis for adoptees 😡. Apparently, saving children from a war-torn country comes with a side of existential dread and cultural dislocation, who knew? πŸ™ƒ
theverge.com/cs/features/65170

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-20

πŸš€βœ¨ Behold, a groundbreaking revelation: life in San Francisco is exactly what you thought it was, but with more artisanal coffee. β˜•πŸ§˜β€β™‚οΈ Rachdele Didion crafts yet another manifesto for those who love scrolling through existential dread, but fear not, for will bring you more of this periphery-defining brilliance! πŸ§ πŸ”
rachdele.substack.com/p/slouch

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-15

πŸ’Έ Poor Andy is tired of stuffing the wallets of the 1% while playing his tiny violin 🎻. Apparently, it's exhausting running a studio when the only thing being produced is existential dread 😩. Maybe next time he should try fulfilling his dreams with a side of reality. 🌈
bell.bz/im-getting-fed-up-of-m

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-14

πŸš΄β€β™‚οΈ Ah, yes, the thrilling revelation: pedal your way through endless and existential dread. Because who wouldn't want to swap a comfy car seat for a bike seat-induced numb butt? πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ The ultimate guide for those desperately seeking a new way to hate their life choices. πŸš΄β€β™€οΈ
brooks.team/posts/how-to-bike-

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-12

Omiword: Because who doesn't want to spend their precious time dragging tiles like a digital caveman, only to spell words that a toddler can pronounce? πŸ€“πŸ§© Congrats, you've won absolutely nothing but a fleeting sense of superiority! πŸŽ‰ Keep playing for more existential dread! πŸ˜…
omiword.com/

2025-04-09

I'm like so miserable today. Like my brain is off, my body is off. I'm hungry all the time (I shouldn't be because you know...) I got decent sleep. I had my coffee. I took my 'happy' meds.

I don't know :(

not sure if it's mental health or physical health or both....

#mentalhealth #health #existentialdread #adulting

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-09

Oh, the humanity! are apparently clinging to sanity by their fingernails because the are taking their coding jobs πŸ€–πŸ’». Next, we'll hear they're forming support groups to cope with the existential dread of writing better JavaScript than they ever could. πŸ˜±πŸ˜‚
leaddev.com/culture/ai-coding-

Geoff Mosherdirtbagparadise
2025-04-07

Made a comic for the first time in a while. Enjoy the laffs, the yuks and the har-hars.

N-gated Hacker Newsngate
2025-04-06

Ah, the noble quest of debugging CSS layouts while memorizing 47 frameworks! πŸ€―πŸ”§ Software engineers are apparently the Swiss Army knives of tech, except with less utility and more existential dread. Who knew could be the spice of life? πŸŒΆοΈπŸ’»
0x1.pt/2025/04/06/the-insanity

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